Ok, over the seasons the question has been, Who is the mother on How I Met Your Mother. We thought it was Sarah Chalke at one point, and we kept wondering about different important girls of the show.
One thing we know for sure is, she was the unknown roommate of Rachel Bilson´s character Cindy, and we also know for sure she has a yellow umbrella. But not a whole lot more.
But wait! We know something else, we know he meets her on Barney´s wedding. Who Barney marries is a different theory altogether, but bear with me on this one about Who the mother is on How I Met Your Mother.
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How I Met Your Mother: Puzzles theme song from Ted and Barneys bar #HIMYM
This new year there was a great special New Year´s Episode woth several storylines: Robin back to television with Sandy Rivers, Marshall visiting his father´s grave and telling monster stories to Lily´s belly.
And of course Ted and Barney opening a bar together: The bar called Puzzles. Why “Puzzles”? That´s the puzzle.
In Puzzles there was a theme song sang by Barney and Ted for the bar Puzzles:
Same as I did on Robin Sparkles and Jessica Glitter singing Two Beavers are better than one… here´s the lyrics for Puzzle´s theme song, Ted and Barney´s bar.
Lyrics for Puzzle´s theme song, Ted and Barney´s bar
Ted: Puzzles is a place where people go, to feel like they belong
Barney: Kinda take advantage of dumb drunk girls
Ted: No… (Bro) That would be wrong
A place where wit and wisdom bloom
Barney: A place to bang chicks in Ted´s room
Ted: Not gonna happen
Barney: We´ll talk about it
Both: At Puzzles we all fit together
Kevin: And I´m the bartender!
Both: At Puzzles we all fit together
On sunny days or stormy weather
Pull up a chair and sit for a spell
Laughter and share the stories to tell
Puzzles is a place where everybody feels at home
Barney: And we bang chicks in Ted´s room.
What do you think about Barney and Ted´s Puzzle bar theme song?
Let me know in the comments section, and please help me edit it, I may have gotten some words wrong.
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How I Met Your Mother S07E11 The Rebound Girl Best Quotes and Spoilers – Robin pregnant with Barney´s baby?
Another episode of How I Met Your Mother, and a shocking one I might add. If you haven´t watched it yet and don´t wat to be spoiled, beware of this article.
In this episode of HIMYM called The Rebound Girl, Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.
Best Quotes and Spoiler Moments from How I Met Your Mother S07E11 The Rebound Girl
Lily: Can we at least do it in the fake bed
Marshall: You know I´m embarassed you even had to ask
Marshall: We´ll take it
Lily: We can´t take it, we are the ones selling it
Are Marshall and Lily moving to Long Island?
Ted, Voice on Off: When they came back to New York, it happened what happens to all New Yorkers that come back. Their big apartment, shrunk.
Marshall: Ok, after Thanksgiving I´m cutting out carbs
Ted: Hey, are you alright?
Barney: Why wouldn´t I be alright? Barney is single again. It´s what America has been clamoring for
Barney: You know what´d be great?
Ted: Being gay
Barney: Being gay
Ted: Word. It would kick ass. Guys understand each other
Barney: I wish men could have children of their own. Like seahorses!
Ted: Maybe we should start a family together
Lily: If there were cockroaches they respected us enough as to sneak around
So, are Barney and Ted adopting a kid together?
Barney: We are having a baby!
Ted: Bro parents activate!
Ted on off: Barney and I were going through a tough stress
Ted: This is why Broparenting works!
Ernie Hudson: Who ya gonna call?
Marshall: Ernie Hudson is a coward
Ted: We get a nanny
Barney: Dibs on the nanny
Ted: No, no banging the nanny
Barney: Ted, please do not dig in this whole no bnaging the nanny policy
Ted: Ok, then we get two nannys. One for banging, one for child care
Barney: Daddy´s home
Ted: Barney, where did you get that baby?
Ted: Do you have a baby guy? The guy guy got you a baby guy?
Barney: Ted and I have a baby. Guys, this is Hurricane Stinson Mosby
Marshall: You named the baby Hurricane? That´s awes… ultimately inconsiderate to the child who has to live with that name.
Lily: How the hell does Barney have a baby?
Ted: No idea, I´m super confused. I´m finding the best is just to go with it. She´s super cute though
Ted: I´ve been ready to meet someone to start a family with for a long time now and I keep not meeting her. Barney is one of my best friends in the world, we rarely fight, and once we iron out the whole pet cobra thing we will be amazing dads
Barney: Are we still friends?
Robin: I guess so
Barney: Can you imagin me, being someone´s dad?
Robin: I´m pregnant
Robin is pregnant of Barney´s baby! Or Robin is pregnant of Kevin´s baby? It´s time to theorize. I think Robin is pregnant with Barney´s baby, and therefore, Robin is the wife of Barney in the wedding´s episode.
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How I Met Your Mother Spoiler: Are Robin and Barney getting back together?
Ok, so a new episode of How I Met Your Mother just ended, and as you all saw, it ended in another wow moment! A passionate kiss between Barney and Robin in the taxicab.
And that brings back the question of who is Barney getting married to, Nora or Robin?
In the episode called Disaster Averted, The gang reminisces about what happened during Hurricane Irene and Barney tries desperately to get out of wearing the ducky tie.
But the Hurricane Irene was not the disaster averted, it was the almost kiss between Barney and Robin, just a few days before him getting back to Nora and her meeting Kevin.
Well, this kiss between Barney and Robin at the end of the episode, paired with the fact that Robin realized she loves him puts us where? In Barney and Robin getting back together?
Or is Barney going to meet Nora´s parents? After all, we still don´t know what will happen.
But here´s the place to do a spoiler theory: Barney will go meet Nora´s parents, and Barney and Robin are not getting back together just now. Kal Penn´s story arc is yet to be completed, and the suspense on who he is marrying will last at least until the end of the season.
So, for the following at least six or seven episodes, Barney is not getting back together with Robin, and the kiss between Robin and Barney does not mean they get back together now.
But, as I said before, Barney and Robin will get back together at season´s end and eventually get married.
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Best Quotes and Spoilers from How I Met Your Mother S07E03 Ducky Tie
Well, the seventh season is now full throttle, and after we already talked about How I Met Your Mother season seven premiere and also about How I Met Your Mother the Naked Truth episode, we are already in episode three, called Ducky Tie, in which after Ted runs into an old girlfriend, he tries to make amends with her since he cheated during their relationship. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily make a bet with Barney that could force him to wear Marshall’s ducky tie.
Spoiler Alert: Victoria and Ted kissed, they kissed!!!
Best Quotes and Spoilers from How I Met Your Mother S07E03 Ducky Tie
Barney Stinson: A tie with ducks? dude, why do you do this, when you know I must slam you for this?
Ted: Guess who I ran into? A girl from my past. Any guesses?
Lily: Stella?
Barney: Zoe?
Marshall: Karen?
Lily: The girl who beat you up?
Barney: The girl who ruined the photo with Slash?
Marshall: The girl who made you get the butterfly tattoo?
Ted: Well you make it sound like a dated a series of Stieg Larsson novels
Lily: I got my pregnancy boobs. I´m at the sweet spot when the chestal area knows I´m pregnant, but hasn´t told the downstair neighbors
Barney: What are you waiting for Lil? Must them out, make them dance
Lily: No
Barney: Let your boobies show
Marshall: Can we stop talking about my wife´s breasts
Lily: Why on earth would I want to see that?
Barney: They are round and are attached to my body. It´s an even trade
Victoria: If you hang out every day, now that would be…
Ted: We do hang out every day
Victoria: Still not be weird. i don´t know anybody who hangs out with the ex every day
Ted: Well, Barney does
Victoria: Really? Who´s Barney´s ex girlfriend?
Ted: Robin
Victoria: Your Robin?
Ted: Mine and Barney´s, yes
Victoria: You don´t all of you three hang out together
Ted: All the time
Victoria: And we have weird
Ted: Victoria, do you believe in fate?
Victoria: Well, I believe you are about to do a big speech on faith
Ted: Well, I do
Barney: I want to touch Lily´s boobs
Marshall: Deal
Lily Aldrin and Barney Stinson´s negotiation for boob touching and the ducky tie bet
Lily: I will let you touch one boob
Barney: Both boobs
Lily: Just one
Barney: Touch and squeeze
Lily: Just touch
Barney: Touch and motorboat
Lily: Just touch
Barney: Honka honka
Lily: Barney
Barney: Just touch… for one hour
Lily: for one second
Barney: Twenty minutes both boobs
Lily: Thirty seconds one boob
Barney: Four minutes, both boobs three squeezes
Lily: One minute, both boobs, one squeeze
Barney: Deal
Lily: But if you can´t do everything, and I mean everything you need to wear Marshall´s ducky tie for one year
Lily: It´s a hussle, we are getting hussled. Oh, this stinks, this stinks like holy hell. He´s gonna win the bet
Ted: I came here to wash the dishes and that´s all
Marshall: You brilliant bastard, how dare you
Victoria: Congratulations, your karma slate is clean, and lemony fresh
Victoria: I let you come wash my dishes, I said my oven needs cleaning. I invited you into a porno
And Barney finally sees Lily´s boobs on How I Met Your Mother! It takes him a year of wearing the Ducky tie, but probably worth it for him.
What does Ted mean that Robin, Ted and Barney didn´t work out? Are Robin and Ted breaking up? Are Ted and Barney breaking up? Are Barney and Robin breaking up? Theories?
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Best Quotes and Spoilers from How I Met Your Mother S07E02 The Naked Truth
What is better than watching How I Met Your Mother season seven premiere? Watching a doubleheader! And that is what CBS got us tonight, also, episode 702, called The Naked Truth, when Marshall gets the job of his dreams, he worries that, once the company discovers videos he made in the past, they may rescind the offer. Meanwhile, Ted can’t decide who to bring to the Architects Ball.
We get to see Martin Short debut as Marshall´s boss Garrison Cootes; talk about a comic legend joining HIMYM! Legen… wait for it… dary!!! And if that´s not enough, Jimmi Simpson is on How I Met Your Mother too!
Best Quotes and Spoilers from How I Met Your Mother S07E02 The Naked Truth
Marshall: Oh my God, I´m so hung over, did I really just ruin a wedding?
Ted: No, you didn´t ruin a wedding, just a reception
Robin: And a Bar Mitzvah from next door
Lily: And you ruined my dress… and your dress. You put a dress at some point
Lily: Wow, what happened to your leg?
Barney: Oh, nothing, I´m meeting Nora for coffee. She´s still mad at me so I needsome sympathy points. She likes musicals so I´m gonna tell her I fell off the stage during a performance of The Man of La Mancha. What do you think?
Ted: Lose the cast
Barney: A one man show, I like it!
Ted: Sixteen moments of pure destiny in one day. And out of those sixteen, ten were single; of those ten, seven liked what they saw; of those seven, four were women; of those four, two gave me their real number; and I have a date with both of them.
Garrison Cootes: There´s a crocodile about five feet away from me. I´m gonna ignore the hot urine filling my waiters as we speak and tell you we are interested
Ted: Define serious…
(…)
Marshall: Third base, serious is third base
Ted: So I can go to second base with both girls?
Marshall: Oh honk away my friend, honk away
Marshall: I´m Marshall Eriksen but you can call me “Beercules”
Ted: Robin, get me my legal pad, it´s pros and cons time
Barney: Honesty is good!
Peter: Beercules, bring it in
Ted (in off): Meanwhile Barney continued telling every lie he told to get laid
Barney:
- There´s no time to explain how I got bit there, I just need someone to suck the poison out.
- Surgeons gave me a new face honey, ain´t you relieved I´m alive?
- Me llamo David Beckham
- If I were casting white ones the role would be yours
- Yes I´m a lesbian, this thing that I´m wearing is really lifelike
Robin: If only Architects had two balls
Ted: This pros and cons list is not cutting it, I need a color chart
Lily and Robin: Color chart, color chart!
Ted (in off): And kids, we really chanted
Nora: I have to be at work at 8 AM, so that means I only have eleven hours to be on the shower hugging myself
Nora: You are funny, handsome and really quite clever, but you´re also a sociopath
Barney: Well, I count three pros and one con
Nora: How do you think you still have a chance with me?
Barney: Because you sat here all night, because you could´ve left right away but you didn´t. Look Nora, all those lies, that´s the old me, but I swear to you, I am trying to change. You make me wanna change
Nora: How do I know that is not a lie
Barney: I´ll prove it. I will prove you how serious I am. I will not leave this diner until get a second date with you
Marshall: I am never getting drunk again!
Garrison Coots: When you are in the office try to wear some clothes, ok, Beercules? hahaha. WOw, that´s a big snake
Marshall: There´s a snake in the swamp
Garrison Coots: No, I´m talking about your penis. See you tomorrow.
Marshall: I got the job! And I think my boss already sexually harassed me. But he saw the video and he doesn´t care
Robin: Yeah, yeah, where is Lenny Kravitz?
Ted: There he is: Leonard Kravitz, world renouned architect. He´s a rockstar
Is Victoria the mother on How I Met Your Mother? Because Ashley Williams is back on HIMYM for a big arch, but Victoria is not the mother on How I Met Your Mother, just this season´s love interest.
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Best Quotes and Spoilers from How I Met Your Mother Season Seven premiere The Best Man
We´ve been waiting for so long to see the premiere of How I Met Your Mother season seven, but the dance number alone more than makes up for these three months of waiting.
The episode was soooooo funny, but If I had to nitpick one tiny thing to make it better. If we could actually find Mosby loses it at a wedding AGAIN… CLASSIC! video on Youtube.
Update:
Watch Mosby loses it at a wedding Classic Video! Classic Schmosby the Remix Video
Folks at CBS released the video here!
While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy’s wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they were having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.
Best Quotes and Spoilers from How I Met Your Mother Season Seven premiere The Best Man
Ted: It´s perfectly normal to have some pre wedding jitters
Barney Stinson: I´m not having jitters, it just occurs to me that once I put this tie on, I can never take it off. I have to wear this tie forever and ever. And sure this tie´s skinny now, but what if it gets fat and starts bossing me around? Did I make a mistake? Would I be happier with the other tie? … Ted, can I tell you a big secret?
Ted: Yeah, of course
Barney Stinson: I´m not really talking about the tie
Ted: Oh, I got it.
Barney Stinson: What if this is a disaster? What if this is the worst wedding ever?
Ted: Not possible, we´ve already been to the worst wedding ever
Barney Stinson: Punchie´s wedding
Ted: Marshall really took a two flusher on that one
Barney Stinson: Single file ladies, no fatties!
Ted: That´s ridiculous
Barney Stinson: You are right, it´s Cleveland: Single file, ladies!
Ted: I´m not going to Punchie´s wedding to brag about a magazine… cover
Robin: You don´t need to take advice from him, Ted, he didn´t even call Nora
Barney Stinson: Get ready Cleveland. The last man to screw you this hard and then disappear was LeBron James
Robin: You are trying to get laid here? God Barney, tonight is a magical night between Ted´s annoying friends and what´s her face. Have some respect!
Barney Stinson: This is not about getting laid. This is market research… Every single play I have has been meticulously tested in the field by weeding out the bad plays in smaller markets like Cleveland. I´ll know which ones will work on New York. For instance, tonight marks the inaugural flight of “The Escaped Man Slaughterer”. Are Escaped Man Slaughterer sexy?
(Everybody mumbles “I Don´t know”)
Barney Stinson: Exactly. We´ll never know unless I try it out tonight!
Barney Stinson: The Escaped Man Slaughterer was not sexy. Next stop “Agent Zero”
Lily: That´s your truth voice
Barney Stinson: Wait, wait, before you go, please answer the following survey to help me better bang you in the future. What didn´t work for you about this play?
Did you A) Not believe I was a Guinness World Record holder, or B) did the fingernails gross you out?
Barney Stinson: Shamelessly plug yourself so you can plug… let´s say… that
Marshall: The only person who loves Ted Mosby more than Marshall Eriksen is Drunk Marshall Eriksen
Barney Stinson: Let´s show Cleveland how it´s done
Barney Stinson: You of all people know how much I suck at these things. You gotta help me
Robin to Barney, and Barney repeats to Nora: The reason that I call is to tell you how I feel about you. I know we didn´t work out the first time, and I know it doesn´t make any sense but I can´t shake this feeling that we belong together. Is there any part of you that still wants to try again?
Ted: You are Ted Mosby, you start believing again
Robin: If you had chemistry you only need one other thing
Ted: What´s that?
Robin: Timing. But timing´s a bitch
Robin: Do architects make big money?
Ted: Aggresively medium money
Robin: Dammit!
Robin: Promise me two things: one, You start believing again, and two, don´t cry Schmosby
Lily: We are having a baby!
Guy on microphone: It´s the moment we all came here for: Schmosby´s toast.
Barney: I picked the right tie, didn´t I?
Ted: You nailed it. And hey, just be glad it´s not the duckie tie.
Lily: Ted, the bride wants to see you… oh Barney, really? Are you going with that tie?
I want to know what´s the story about the ducky tie on How I Met Your Mother!!!!
Seeing how the bride wants to see Ted, it hints that Barney marries Robin instead of Nora, but that´s just a hypothesis.
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How I Met Your Mother Spoiler: Who is Barney getting married to?
Well, Season six of How I Met Your Mother ended tonight with a huge cliffhanger.
Ladies´man Barney Stinson is getting married. And as I predicted on a previous article, this was Barney getting married and not Punchie. It´s just that the writers needed Punchie to create a distraction.
Now, we know the groom is Barney, we don´t know who the bride is, or do we?
Well, let´s see some possibilities about who Barney Stinson is getting married to?
Who is Barney Stinson getting married to in How I Met Your Mother Breakdown
Option 1:
Barney and Robin are getting married
As I previously said, the wedding between Robin and Barney is the idea from where the writers are working on, to see how they would fit together. And now, the story for next season, since the show has been renewed for two more seasons is not who the mother is, but how did Barney get together to Robin and marries her.
I´d say the odds of Barney getting married to Robin are 73%.
Option 2:
Barney getting married to Nora
The reappearance of Nora and the challenge accepted things hints us that next season of How I Met Your Mother will include some pursuit of Nora by Barney, and probably a major story arc (I´m predicting four or five episodes even).
But that will only crack up some more of Robin faces like in the final moments of this season after Barney says “Challenge Accepted”. Now that´s a face of “I want to be with him”.
I´d say the odds of Barney getting married to Nora are 25%.
Option 3:
Barney getting married to someone we don´t know
Introducing an all new character and already with the idea of marrying him to Barney? It would take probably more than a season, and unless the writers are sure the show will go on after season 8, there´s got to be enough time to get back to Ted and the identity of the mother.
You can´t trump the arguments for Robin or Nora with a random chick we haven´t met. Or do we? Now it´s time to add Quinn to the mix. Is Quinn getting married to Barney on How I Met Your Mother? After all, they already moved in together, and the show has Becki Newton, who is a star; so why let her go and not seal the deal with her? Well, she is scheduled to appear in 8 episodes. So that means she should only be a guest star for this arc. Although that does not mean she may come back and become a regular. Adding Becki Newton to the cast could be important, although I´m not sure about the budget in terms of costs if it´s a fit for the long run or not.
Barney marrying Quinn odds are 30%.
I´d say the odds of Barney getting married to someone we don´t know yet are 1%. (maybe he pulls a Gregory House and marries some random girl for Immigration issues). Who knows?
Option 4:
Barney getting married to someone we already know from his past
There has been no meaningful relationships on Barney´s past other than Robin, Nora and the girl who dumped him when he was all hippie and innocent.
The others were not only meaningless, but we also cannot remember them because they were not important.
The ones we remember are:
Wendy the waitress: We already saw her with her future husband.
Stacy Keibler Bartender: We remember her because of who she is, not for the character per se.
I´d say the odds of Barney getting married to someone we already know he dated are 1%.
So, who do you think Barney gets married to? Does Barney get married to Robin? Does Barney get married to Nora?
Let´s start the bets in the comments section.
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How I Met Your Mother S06E21 Hopeless Quotes and Spoilers
Season Finale is just around the corner for How I Met Your Mother, and we´ll finally get to see that Guessing Spoiler Alert: Barney and Robin will get married in HIMYM. Well, that´s my guess… many people think it´s Punchee´s wedding… I think it´s something bigger than that and it even involves a time jump.
Well, back to tonight´s episode, called Hopeless, A great night out with Barney´s Dad. Barney attempts to bond with his dad and asks his friends to lie about their lives in order to make his life sound more exciting.
Can´t miss the John Lithgow with hair scene!!!
Michael Trucco guest stars as Robin´s Crush
Best Quotes from How I Met Your Mother S06E21 Hopeless
Kid Barney: The night is going to be Ledengeary
Jerry to Kid Barney: Never stop partying
Jerry: Would you like to go fishing with me and JJ this Sunday morning?
Barney: Uh, let me check with my… personality. No, I wouldn´t do that in a million years
Barney: Guys, do any of you know George Clooney
Barney: Guys, I´m gonna tell him the truth… we are also in a band
The whole conversation about clubs was hilarious!and it ends with “It´s Hopeless” and they go to Hopeless the club.
Crush: A few years ago in a department store, did you embarass the hell out of me?
Robin: Oh, I´m sorry, You must have me confused with a shirt you were wearing that day
Jerry: I said that? To a six year old?
Robin: How is that awesome?
Barney: I finally know what is like to be embarassed by my dad
Robin: You are the worst judge of guys ever. If he is a four. What are you?
Jerry: I just puked on the hood of that police car
Barney: I´m a pretty good magician too
Crush: You know that girl… she´s engaged, so that´s the end of it
Older Ted: It wasn´t the end of it, but more on that later
Barney: I´m going fishing with my dad
Recap of How I Met Your Mother S06E21 Hopeless
Recap by Werewolf BarMitzvah for IMDB.com
We open on Barney’s farewell with his dad, who he thought was his Uncle Jerry, as his dad left for good in 1983. Jerry tells Barney to keep practicing his magic and remember that a magician’s best friend is a drunk audience. He “hides” a button with a picture of the two of them at “Legalize It-Fest 1983″ behind little Barney’s ear, “so that I’ll know you won’t forget me.” Jerry’s last words to Barney: “Never stop partying.” Then we move to Barney’s walking out on his dad in 2011.
Barney shows up at Ted’s apartment, upset that his dad called and invited him to go fishing while admitting that his former self was “bad news.” He says he’s too old to be partying like he used to. Barney is upset that his dad is “anti-awesome-etic.” He decides he’s going bring Crazy Jerry back by showing him “the awesomest night of all time.”
He invites his friends to join them, but reveals that he’s made minor improvements to their personalities. Robin is now a “professional Scotch taster.” Lily and Marshall are now in an open marriage, and Marshall is a “gin-swilling, womanizing playwright.” Barney hands Ted a giant pile of topics he should avoid talking about. FInally, Barney declares that Robin is dating Ted, because his dad will encourage him to marry any single woman friend.
Jerry shows up and Barney decides to break the real news: they’re also in a band. As they attempt to decide which club to hit, it devolves into a new take on the “Who’s on Third?” skit.
They finally end up at a club called “Hopeless,” after all their other options were exhausted. There, Robin sees her secret crush, a guy she ran into at a department store once, where she insulted his shirt. As she goes to chat the guy up, Ted interrupts and introduces himself as her boyfriend.
Barney tells his dad he’s disappointed that he isn’t partying the way he’d hoped. He says he wants to hang out with Crazy Jerry. So Jerry decides to take four shots that are sitting on the table.
We next see Crazy Jerry with his tie around his head, dancing around the club. Crazy Jerry then proposes they take the party out to the crazy streets of New York. Marshall and Lily, meanwhile, have decided to challenge each other over how successful they’d each be if they were really in an open marriage. They bet to see who can get five phone numbers first. Regardless of the winner, they’ll have sex in the bathroom.
After Barney and Jerry leave, Robin asks Ted to help her convince her secret crush that they aren’t actually together. She tells him she first met the guy at a store clearance sale and Ted remembers being there — it’s where he bought his red cowboy boots. They were still dating then. He remembers because they had great sex last night. Then he remembers his shirt was covering her face, which must have meant she was picturing the secret crush guy. So, he asks her to confirm that the great sex had nothing to with the boots. When she says, Ted shouts, “Did you hear that, everyone? She said yes!” and says they’re getting married. We see her secret crush leave.
Barney and Jerry are smashed and Barney’s ability to remember the night is getting fuzzy — until they get arrested when Jerry pukes on the hood of a police car. As they’re sitting on the curb in handcuffs, Jerry says, “Too bad your playwright friend isn’t a lawyer.”
Barney still thinks the night has been “awesome.” Jerry then admits he isn’t drunk at all. He’s been faking it all night, using sleight of hand to fake taking the shots and otherwise tricking Barney into thinking all the things he thought were happening were more real than they were. He reminds Barney about what he told him as a kid: That a magician’s best friend is a drunk audience.
Jerry says he thought that if he showed Barney what “never stopping partying” really looks like, he’d learn that he can never do it forever. Barney gets all warm and fuzzy when he realizes Jerry lied to him all night for his own selfish reasons — as a dad would do. Jerry then figures he isn’t going to make it home in time for his fishing trip with his other son, so he and Barney breaking out of their handcuffs and run for it.
Robin is getting congratulated at the bar when she clears up the rest of the conversation, reminding Ted why he bought the red boots in the first place. He was making fun of them when the cute blonde saleslady told him he’d look hot in them. He asked for them in a size 11.
After failing to find a cab to get Jerry home, he decides to force one of his driving students — an elderly woman — to drive him home, which she does very nervously.
Lily won the phone-number race, and she and Marshall had sex in the bathroom. “I won that race,” Marshall says. They all walk home and Lily tells Robin she’s sorry her secret crush guy didn’t work out. Robin says it probably wasn’t meant to be. Jus as Robin walks up her steps, we see the same guy walking down her street. Old Ted tells us that wasn’t the end of their story — but more on that later.
As they drive, and it’s now morning, Barney asks his dad how he became who he is. Barney says he loves his life, but he isn’t sure he likes loving it. Barney worries that he’s too far gone. He tells Barney he has to meet the right girl. He says, “Maybe you’ll meet her tomorrow.” Barney wonders aloud, “Maybe I’ve met her already.”
He then leans back to Barney, who’s sitting in the back seat, and thanks him for taking care of the button he’d tucked behind Barney’s ear in 1983, pulling it out. Barney’s impressed as he watches his dad go into his house and give his other son a kiss when he arrives. Barney decides, “I’m going fishin’ with my dad.”
We next see Barney, JJ and Jerry sitting in a fishing boat in the middle of a lake in complete silence.
Barney takes a deep breath and announces, “This …,” pausing for a while before adding, “… sucks!”
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How I Met Your Mother S06E20 The Exploding Meatball Sub Quotes and Spoilers
After some weeks of hiatus, How I Met Your Mother came back to wrap up season six, with five episodes in a row starting tonight through four more weeks.
In this episode, called The Exploding Meatball Sub Lily and Barney react badly when Marshall finally quits his job at Goliath National Bank to take a volunteer position at an environmental organization. Meanwhile, Ted and Zoey’s opposing positions on the future of the Arcadia come between them.
And finally the moment awaited. Zoey and Ted break up announcement… the ugly ending part is coming soon.
Also, the great Dr Horrible reference with Barney and the experiment.
Best Quotes from How I Met Your Mother S06E20 The Exploding Meatball Sub
Barney: Why are you dating our arch enemy? Wile Coyote wasn´t trying to sleep with the Road Runner
Robin: Or maybe he was
Ted: Clearly, when we are watching Tommy Boy we are watching two different movies
Lily: The only discussion about Tommy Boy we had was if it is awesome, or super awesome; and that is love
Ted: Lily, the downside of having giant japanese anime eyes is that they are easy to read
Ted: Oh my God! Is that how support feels like? It´s so warm and wonderful. Oh Lily I´ve been so unhappy
Barney: You wanna make God laugh. Tell him your plans
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