Last week I started doing this posts about best quotes of the week. November first week was the start, and now it´s time to post about this week´s best quotes.
Best Quotes of the Week – November 8th to 15th
How I Met Your Mother Best Quotes – November 8 to 15
The Captain: I like Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville. You´re coming on the boat sometime.
The Captain: You are a good guy Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.
Past Marshall: Did I stop writing you poems?
Actual Lilly: Yes, but I´m ok with that.
Marshall: Would you still be Ok if I make a lot of money and spend it in spoiling you and the kids?
Lily: We´ll make it work
Ted: Bring it On Princess
Mike & Molly Best Quotes – November 8 to 15
Molly: Where do you keep your hair drier
Mike: I don´t have one. I usually shake dry. Like a Labrador.
Mike: Why is it that three times a week people think we are gay?
Mike: I´m not following. Are you happy or are you sad?
Mrs Flinn: Shaking the snake a little too hard?
Mrs Flinn: What time is the Luau, Big Kahuna?
Molly: We can play like we are two highschool kids trying not to get caught.
Mike: I don´t know if I can do that. I always use to play the one highschool kid trying not to get caught.
Castle Best Quotes – November 8 to 15
Richard Castle: Why do you need a gun to kidnap your own son? You just put him in the car and tell him you´re going for icecream. What is he doing?
Beckett: Ok, you Stand Back.
Castle: No Way!
The Big C Best Quotes – November 8 to 15
Paul: I´m gonna be your cancierge
Cathy: They think a smiley face on an e-mail says it all. It doesn´t. So stop emoticoning and start emoting.
Todd: I don´t trust anyone called the “Bee Man”
Cathy: He´s the go to guy
Todd: He´s got a website that plays “Let it Bee” with the sounds of bees buzzing in the background
Sean: Your own mom cockblocked you!
Todd: I wanted to support you
Cathy: You are drinking gin with me at three in the afternoon. That is support
Cathy: I´m not gonna be the only [patient of yours to die]
Todd: But you´ll be my first
Cathy: Oh! I´m popping your death cherry
Todd: I really like you Cathy
Cathy: In a doctor patient way
Todd: I´m an awful awful person
Cathy: Todd… you have to pick the girl that lives
Paul: It was an hour ago! How come you don´t remember where you put your gun
Marlene: I have Alzheimer´s. I don´t remember where I put my keys half the time.
Marlene: It´s time for me to go. I´m Looney Toons. You are not.
House MD Best Quotes – November 8 to 15
Senator Anderson: That´s not a rash
Joe Dugan: Maybe I should call a doctor
Senator Anderson: Maybe you should call an ambulance
Gregory House: Just because my sausage has been filling your bun doesn´t mean you get to decide what flavour of chips I nosh on during the day.
Cuddy: No, I get to do that because I´m your boss.
House: She´s like the internet with breasts… wait… Internet has breasts
Foreman: Knowledge changes things
Taub: Are you a vampire? It´s ok, we are inviting you in.
Martha: But the patient didn´t. I can´t do it
House: I think perky little girl makes him feels old.
Martha: How can we ask our patients to trust us if we are not honest with them?
Taub: How can we ask him to trust us after we tell him he can´t trust us?
Joe Dugan: Medicine is like politics. At the end of the day, all that matters is results.
Joe Dugan: Have you ever consider running for public office? ´Cause I´d love to run against someone like you.
Gregory House: You popped your cherry. Diagnostically speaking. Unfortunately first time always sucks.
Taub: Tonight after work, meet me at the basketball court in the gym.
Foreman: You do realize you are two feet and a half tall?
Taub: And white, and jewish. It will be embarassing. I get why you want to say no.
Martha: You really think I have absolutely no self esteem!
Gregory Houose: Ethics and Self Esteem. You really are a pain in the ass.
Lisa Cuddy: You two have a combined IQ of over 300!
Gregory House: That´s also true for 5 morons
Wilson: You gotta be honest and face the medical consecuences, or lie and face the personal consecuences
Gregory House: Remind me, what´s so wrong in lying?
Gregory House: She had me when she called you a coward
Dexter Best Quotes – November 8 to 15
Dexter (narrating): I feel like I´m dropping off my prom date. Except this is my house and my wife is dead, and I have no idea where Lumen fits in my world, and this is weird. Exactly like my prom.
Dexter: That´s either a saint or the most boring action figure I´ve ever seen.
Dexter: He doesn´t need saint Brigid, he has father Dexter.
Lumen: How did you know it was there?
Dexter: I put it there
Glee Best Quotes – November 8 to 15
Will Shuester: All of us are scared by highschool. Next to our parents nothing screws us up more.
The Apprentice Best Quotes – November 8 to 15
Ivanka Trump: You don’t want to win because someone else is weaker, you want to win because you’re stronger.
30 Rock Best Quotes – November 8 to 15
Jack Donaghy: This is not a conversation
Tracy Jordan: Jenna… a word… specifically the word “Talking”
Steve Austin: Vote Steve Austin… and if you are blind… I AM the wrestler
Liz Lemmon: You are putting one “more” nutjob, yes I said one more, political incorrect, one more nutjob in Congress to advance your career.
Tracy Jordan: Definitely the foreign films. Like the political ones where you think there´ll be no boobies, and “BAM!” boobies.
Jack Donaghy: You know how they make stitches so small? Orphans!
Liz Lemmon: And I believe in Halliburton
Tracy Jordan: It´s like I said in another movie of mine: Compromises are for lesser souls. Die werewolf zombie, die.
Jack Donaghy: Oh! Lesbian Mario Brothers.
Grey´s Anatomy Best Quotes – November 8 to 15
Mark Sloan: Grey, you are joined by the hip. What did she tell you?
Dr Avery: I´m a guy. I live there.
Dr Stark: Since hangover is not contagious. You are working today.
Government Officer: It was nice meeting you.
Dr. Teddy Altman: I´d say the same. But you were never here.
Dexter Best Quotes – November 8 to 15
Dexter: It´s time to tap into my primal zone.
Quinn: Don´t tell me you feel bad about killing him.
Debra: I don´t, that´s the problem.
Debra: Can´t let her throw me under the bus and drive over me, and the back up a couple of fucking times and drive off.
Dexter: That is still happening. We are preparing the room together.
Quinn: No one, not even Laguerta can deny what a great detective you are.
Dexter: It´s a shame you can only die once.
Dexter: This is who I am.
Debra: What you did, you´d never learn from me. Good luck. You´re gonna need it.
Batista: You´re flesh and blood with me. Like my kid´s sister. Actually better. Because I like you.
Jordan: Tick tick tick. That´s the sound of your life going out.
Dexter: My primal instincts were right.
Lumen: We are gonna take down Jordan Chase?
Dexter: First things first.
The Walking Dead Best Quotes – November 8 to 15
Carl Grimes: Mom said you died.
Rick Grimes: I found you, didn´t I?
Rick Grimes: I´m going back
Shane: I chose my words correctly. Douchebag it is.
Andrea: I miss my vibrator
Carol: Me too.
America´s Next Top Model Best Quotes – November 8 to 15
Andre Leon Talley: She could be the next Wanda Sykes, but that´s not high fashion.
So, which was your favourite quote of the week for november 8 to 15? Let me know in the comments section.
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