Melissa Rivers was alongside her mom comedienne Joan Rivers on Martha Stewart show, where she left us a great quote stating she´s trying to produce Charlie Sheen´s Reality Show.
Melissa Rivers Quote on how she´d like to produce Charlie Sheen´s Reality Show:
Audience Member: Do you think Charlie Sheen should get his own reality show?
MR: Absolutely, and I think I should produce it. Trust me, I am already making phone calls to mutual friends. You know business is business. And winning! You know?
MS: What’s with the machete and the tiger blood on top of the building? That’s a little scary.
MR: Dramatic effect that’s all I’m going to say. Are we talking about him? Yes. Do I think its good TV watching? Yes. Do I think I should own the rights to it? Absolutely.
MS: You have raised a business woman.
JR: I know. Thank God. But how sad is it that he is being allowed to continue? I mean what a wonderful message to send to your children. You know? Do this. Act like an ass and get two million dollars. I mean it’s just…
MR: But if you could act like an ass and get paid for it, wouldn’t you?
JR: To a point.
MS: No you would not.
JR: Not the drugs and the hookers. When have I ever brought a hooker home? Never.
MR: Never on the property.
MS: And two of them!
JR: I never had two hookers.
MS: They’re the cutest girls. They’re so cute and they are having the greatest time.
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Martha Stewart today had a great airing, in this episode of Martha Stewart show, Joan and Melissa Rivers mother-daughter duo and stars of WE tv’s “Joan Knows Best,” stopped by today’s edition of Martha Stewart show (Hallmark Channel, 10 AM ET/9 AM C – same day encore airing, 2 PM ET/next day airing, 1 PM ET) to dish about everything from Helena Bonham Carter’s fashion to questioning whether or not Charlie Sheen should have a reality show. After the Rivers women admitted their lack of skill in the kitchen, Martha attempted to teach them how to make Hanger Steak, telling Joan, “You know Joan, if you learn a few dishes you may find another husband.” The women left the shenanigans in the kitchen to discuss what Joan and Melissa know best with hilarious play-by-play on celebrity fashion, thoughts on Dancing with the Stars contestant, Kirstie Alley and Charlie Sheen’s new “cute” housemates.
Best Quotes from Joan and Melissa Rivers on Martha Stewart Show
JOAN AND MELISSA ON MOVING IN TOGETHER:
MS: Keep your apartment Joan!
JS: Oh Kaddafi wanted to buy it.
MS: You might get in a fight.
MR: Oh we have.
MS: Oh you have?
MR: We have trust me.
MS: You might have to move back Joan. Then, I’ll move in with you.
JR: I was going to say I’ll move in with you. I bet you have a pretty guest room. You should see hers.
MR: It’s a guest room, it’s not meant to be lived in!
MS: Don’t you think this could work out long term?
MR: No absolutely not.
JR: No way.
JOAN ON KIRSTIE ALLEY:
MS: (Showing the cooked shallots)They taste good like this. We’re going to remove these quickly.
JR: Did you ever have Kirstie Alley as a guest on your show? Because she would just eat them raw!
ON RED CARPET FASHION:
MS: Who do you think dresses really well on the red carpet?
MR: Halle Barry.
JR: Halle Barry.
MS: She never looks bad.
MR: No she can make an effort to look bad.
JR: She just doesn’t miss.
MS: Do you think she chooses the dresses herself or she has help?
JR: I’m sure there’s help. There’s always help.
MS: Who doesn’t look good?
MR: Oh Leighton Meester. I like to think of her as the gift that keeps on giving.
MS: She looks goth. Is that her character?
MR: No that’s her.
MS: Oh that’s gothic.
MR: But that’s just one of her many looks.
JR: The one that’s god sent this year is Helen Bonham Carter? That was like thank you God.
MR: That was like good karma came back to help us.
JR: That obviously tells you the voices in her head were arguing.
MS: Now do you think she has a dresser or do you think she chooses that herself?
JR: I think she chooses that herself. Did you see The Kings Speech?
MS: Oh yes.
JR: And he’s all upset because he stutters. He should be more upset because he’s married to this whacko. That’s the tragedy of that show.
What did you think about Joan and Melissa Rivers interview on Martha Stewart? Let me know in the comments section.
What makes an instant classic on reality TV? Let´s see… having Dennis Rodman getting fired for his performance on The Celebrity Apprentice should be an ordinary episode of a good Reality TV Show.
But having in the same room Donald Trump, Joan Rivers, Herschell Walker, Brian McKnight, Annie Duke, Natalie Gulbis, Melissa Rivers, Clint Black, Brande Roderick, Khloe Kardashian, Tionne T-Boz Watkins and Jesse James doing an improvised intervention to Dennis Rodman for his drinking problems was just something not only unexpected, but also shocking and an emotional moment.
Joan Rivers crying over Dennis Rodman´s intervention at the end.
Jesse James addressed Dennis Rodman´s drinking problem, and even told everybody he had a drinking problem of himself he fortunately could overcome nine years ago.
It was a moment to enter the best moments of all time in reality TV, sure, but it also was an intrepid and bold move by Jesse James addressing such problem, and also speaking so openly about his own past issue.
He´s turning out to be not only a great candidate to win the show, but also he shown he´s a good guy.
If you want to see the video of Dennis Rodman intervention and getting fired on The Celebrity Apprentice check it out here