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Nancy drowns her woes in a glass of wine. Shane comes downstairs. Nancy explains she’s waiting for Cesar to report back and tell her if she’s a widow again. He asks which of Esteban’s many crimes they took him for. She doesn’t know, they just took him. “It’s about f—— time,” says Shane.

He asks his mom if she ever wishes she could go back to after his dad died and do things differently. He thinks about it a lot.

Nancy gets a call from Cesar.

Isabelle visits her mom, bearing caffeine. Celia is dressed like a 17 year old Jonas fan. Isabelle’s totally grossed out. Celia brags that she’s going to out-Nancy Nancy by going for what she wants. She’s off to buy weed from Ignacio, and then maybe get her “Sapphic freak on.”

Isabelle tells her there’s a detective waiting downstairs for her. She describes him as a black guy with a fedora and leather jacket.

Andy runs in front of Nancy’s limo to stop it. He climbs in and announces he’s a man on a mission. Nancy doesn’t want to hear it, explaining what’s going on with her and that she doesn’t care about Andy’s “shenanigans.”

He announces that he’s going to ask Dr. Alanis Morrisette, aka Audra, to marry him. And he wants to give her his mom’s ring, which Judah gave to Nancy, so can he have it?

At the house, Silas is peeved to find he can’t leave during lockdown. Adelita tells him some of her friends are coming over, he should join them.

At where ever Esteban’s being held, Nancy meets Cesar in a waiting room. He says she’s the wrong color to deal with things. Andy comes in, Andy babbling.

He asks her again for the ring, which belonged to his grandmother.

Cesar reports they have a number to get a pass to go to the sixth floor. It’s 167 and they’re on 115. Nancy takes out a wad of cash and tells him to buy a better number.

They decide to do a magazine quiz to determine if Andy’s really in love.

Celia finds Ignacio in Perro Insano mode, surrounded by a crowd of screaming fans. He tells her to leave her bag and take his, but Celia looks up and sees a detective like the one Isabelle described. She runs out.

Nancy continues the quiz, with a question about friendship being a fundamental part of true love, which leads to them arguing and Andy announcing he’s going to propose tomorrow. Nancy doesn’t believe he’s in love with Audra. He thinks it’s his shot.

Celia calls Nancy, saying she needs help. She wants to know where to hide out when the heat is on. But she looks up and sees the detective down the block. She hangs up and runs.

Cesar comes back to Nancy, announcing Esteban is on a different floor. He’s not under arrest, but he’s being held for questioning.

Adelita’s two snooty male friends sip wine and ask Silas where he went to prep school. One of them asks Silas if he wants to smoke; he’s all out of weed, but he has some delightful heroin.

Andy continues making his case, saying that Audra makes him feel like every other woman was a mistake. Cesar pipes up, saying he’s been married for 27 years and they have three beautiful children. Their love is based on sharing, communicating, connecting.

Perro Insano goes to visit Celia. He bangs on her door and she panics, trying to hide her weed. He busts down her door and takes her money while she’s out of the room.

Nancy and Cesar talk to a guy behind the counter, who gets snooty over the idea that Nancy doesn’t speak Spanish in Mexico. They get nowhere.

Nancy rejoins Andy working on his 1974 magazine quiz.

At the house, Silas watches a super high Adelita get pawed at by her two tool friends. Shane comes into the kitchen. He and Silas both find the idea of heroin off-putting. So big bro hands Shane some wine instead.

Shane thanks him for not leaving when he could have. They watch as the two guys strip the clothes off Adelita, who’s too out of it to fight back. Shane asks if they should do something.

Silas goes to talk to them, but they ignore his request. Shane comes up behind one and holds an extremely large knife to his throat, trotting out some very explicit threats in Spanish taught to him by Ignacio.

They scamper. Silas looks at his little brother, impressed. “Summer school,” Shane says.

Andy reports the results of their love quiz. Andy got 89, Nancy got 62.

Andy maintains that he’s truly in love. “For now,” Nancy says, adding this is what he does. He loves to be loved and he builds things up and then runs, she says. He realizes she’s not going to give him the ring. He calls her a coward, saying that all the stuff she gets into doesn’t make her brave and that she’s terrified of being ordinary.

She says she made sacrifices for her family, but he says she sacrificed her family. She could be watching Shane play soccer, but she’s not. Don’t tell me you want to be someone else when you’ve done f— all to change it, Andy says.

Nancy finally gets called in to see someone, but the building is closing down. She yells until he looks something up. Esteban isn’t there. He was released four hours ago. Nancy whacks the guy with her purse.

Celia calls someone, barricaded inside her condo. She says she knows they don’t like each other, but she needs to get rid of her plants. But no, she won’t go down on him.

Cut to Doug, hanging up the phone, pleased their plan has worked. On the couch nearby, Isabelle tells him not to ask her mom to give him a b.j. while she’s in the room. “Had to,” Doug says, “otherwise she would have known something was up.”

The celebrate the success of their plan with its third member, Dean — in blackface and a leather jacket. He’s considering walking around like that a little bit longer, trying to get some white women action. “I’ll let the hospital know you’re coming,” Isabelle says.

Nancy comes home to find Shane drinking. He tells her Silas is in the bathroom holding Adelita’s hair while she pukes. Shane’s watching the news.

Esteban is back on the ticket, with Pilar standing beside him. Nancy realizes Pilar pulled him back in. Shane asks Andy if he’s really getting married. “Yes, he is,” says Nancy. “He’s using my ring, with my blessings.”

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The happy family, Shane and Silas and mom and new hubby play lawn darts. Silas doesn’t appreciate Esteban’s taunting, but Shane thinks he’s trying to be dad-like. His dad once told him he was so slow Stephen Hawking could beat him in a foot race. “Then he collapsed, puked twice and died,” Shane says, adding as he looks skyward, “Who’s the better jogger now?”

Nancy and Esteban act like cuddly newlyweds until a smoking hot teenage Latina comes into the backyard. Nancy’s worried for a moment, but Esteban introduces her. It’s Adelita, his daughter. She didn’t know they were married. And her new half-brother is also news.

Celia gets breakfast with Raileen, who’s extremely turned on by Celia’s success in the make-up company. Celia thinks she’s joking, until Raileen takes Celia’s hand and shoves it up her dress in the middle of the restaurant. The waitress decides to come back later to warm up their coffees.

Nancy finds Lupita giving the baby formula, against her wishes. Lupita asks who she should listen to: the skinny white lady from the suburbs or the big Mexican drug kingpin? Nancy sets Esteban straight. She gets a call from Guillermo and ignores it.

Gale the abortion protester stares down Andy as he waits for Dr. Alanis Morissette outside the clinic. She comes out, unconvinced about his assurance he’s changed, but he opens the door of the General Lee for her. He had the doors unwelded.

Doug and Dean rebuild bridges over bong hits and scheme how to get back at Celia. Dean’s plan involves slipping “spider goats” under her door. They’re part spider and part goat and their webs are like kevlar, he explains.

Doug thinks weed might be their problem, it’s preventing them from scheming.

Nancy meets with Guillermo in the conjugal prison trailer. He explains that the woman Nancy wants dead is big time. And he wants something in return, his case transferred to Mexican courts. She asks how she knows he won’t come after her. He says they’re like one of those YouTube videos, where a tiger and a duck become friends and get all confused; you think it’s going to be OK, but you never really know.

At the the doctor’s place, Andy gives Dr. Morrisette a foot massage as she reviews anatomy. She identifies the bones in her leg as he works his way up, kissing her. Then she’s naming lady parts and he’s showing off his special pleasure skills. And then something splats against the window. It’s Gale the protester. He has a thing for her. She knew it was a bad idea having Andy pick her up. “If you love something, throw tomatoes at it,” Andy recaps.

She says she’s always moving and they’re always finding her. As tomatoes continue to lamely splat against the pane, Andy suggests she move in with him. She can have her own room. Then he gets back to the business at hand. “If you don’t climax,” he says as he lays her back down, “the terrorists win.”

Nancy asks Cesar if he can get a judge to move Guillermo’s case. He’s not happy she visited him, but she tells him they have to work together now. Shane comes down for beer as they’re talking and sneaks one. Nancy forbids Cesar from hurting the judge, threatening to tell Esteban he tried to kill her. Then, as a show of good will, she cuts up the steak he’s having trouble managing with his lame arm (which she shot).

Celia takes Isabelle out for some salon pampering, sharing her success. Isabelle is suspicious of her nice mother. Celia confesses that she wants to apologize for how she reacted when Isabelle told her she was gay. And she has questions. Like what do you do? She muses aloud, wondering if she’s going to have to get toys. Isabelle realizes what’s happening and starts telling her mother no. “You cannot take this away from me,” she says, “it’s all that I have.”

At the Ren Mar house, Andy has cleaned and lit candles and made dinner for Dr. Morrissette. She comes over, impressed. But all the prep is soon forgotten as they get to lovin’.

After, in bed, she has questions about what he did that worked so well. And could he please do it again?

Doug and Dean try to scheme without weed, but are cranky and unproductive. Doug is particularly distressed to notice the size of his feet, which leads to a repressed childhood memory about getting molested at the circus. He runs for the weed. He suggests they’ll get stoned in shifts and if one has a good idea, they’ll write each other notes, “like ‘Memento’.”

Naked in the Ren Mar house, Andy and the doctor consult an anatomy book so he can point out what he was working on. Then he decides to go with a demonstration.

Silas saunters by Adelita at the house, suggesting they go for a night swim. She turns him down, she’s reading. He tries to talk books. It doesn’t go well. Nancy sees his futile attempts and, once he leaves, says outright to Adelita that her son can be very charming. But the self-possessed high schooler tells Nancy that her lover is 35, Silas holds no appeal to her. Nancy extends an olive branch, suggesting they go to lunch together sometime.

Adelita says that’s nice of her, but she’s not invested in her father’s love life.

Andy feeds the doctor steak in bed, still naked. She’s impressed by his cooking, which leads to more sex.

Nancy finds Lupita, and announces that the baby won’t nurse. She sends her off to feed him. Esteban finishes chatting with some dudes on the lawn and tells Nancy he still has a chance at governor. He even has some clean money lined up. He asks where his daughter is. He heard Silas tried to hit on her. He says he’s not in her league, he’s a “simple boy.” Offended, Nancy says Adelita has a stick up her a–. He hopes so, he sent her to France to get it there. She wishes him a pleasant night on the sofa.

Celia comes home from shopping with Raileen, making small talk in the hallway. Then they make out for a little while. Celia’s ready for more, but Raileen says they’ll get to that. She picks up her bags and leaves.

Nancy finds Shane in the bathroom and offers to help him change his bandage. Silas comes in reading a book, but leaves. Shane gets impatient when his mom takes too long to tend to him. He takes the bandages and leaves.

A disgusted Isabelle finds her dad and Doug passed out in Dean’s office. They’ve drawn all over each other’s faces. She figures that they’re going to get Celia. She’s on board. “Let’s do this right,” she says.

At night, Nancy sits on the bed as Esteban works on the couch. She announces that she wants Stevie to go far away when he’s old enough. Esteban says there’ll be nothing to run from, he won’t be Pilar’s clown. “I f——d up my kids,” she says. Esteban says they’ll fix them. Then he says he’s been reading about formula and he’s changed his mind about it.

She thinks she’s toxic. He tells her to be patient.

He asks her to come to the opening of his Tijuana campaign office the next day.

At the office, Cesar tells Nancy he found a judge who would move Guillermo’s case. Incriminating photos involving livestock are involved. Then the police pull up. Esteban’s under arrest for racketeering. They take him away.

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