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The Big Bang Theory season five premiere Quotes and Spoilers – The Skank Reflex Analysis #TBBT

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the-big-bang-theory-season-five-premiere-quotes-spoilers-skank-reflex-analysisIt´s a hectic week, but we knew that before… now it´s time to work. We already covered the big sitcoms premieres in other articles such as: quotes and spoilers from How I Met Your Mother season seven premiere, and HIMYM The Naked Truth episode, and Two and a Half Men premiere with Ashton Kutcher,  Modern Family season three premiere, and now another Doubleheader, from the likes of CBS and The Big Bang Theory season five premiere.

In an episode called The Skank Reflex Analysis, in which the gang deals with the fallout from Penny and Raj’s night together. Amy counsels Penny when she considers moving back to Nebraska due to her failing acting career. Sheldon takes charge of the paintball team.

The Big Bang Theory season five premiere Quotes and Spoilers – The Skank Reflex Analysis

Sheldon: Penny´s brain teaser this morning.
She and Koothrapali emerged from your bedroom, she is disheveled, and Raj is only dressed in a sheet. The sole clue: “It´s not what it looks like”.

Leonard: Let it go Sheldon.
Sheldon: If I could I would, but I can´t so I shan´t

Sheldon: Let´s put on our thinking cap, shall we?

Sheldon: Penny could have been inspecting Raj´s anal region for parasites. Oh boy, that´s a true good friend
Leonard: They slept together, Sherlock

Sheldon: Leonard, Is it awkward for you that one of your dear friends had sex with the woman you used to love in the very same place you lay your head?
Leonard: No, I´m fine with it
Sheldon: That sounds like sarcasm, but I´ll disregard it because I have an agenda: Paintball!

Raj: Penny and I are in love
Leonard and Howard: What?

Sheldon: I´ll be a Captain. If it´s good enough for Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo, it´s good enough for me

Raj: The God Kama Deva has shot us with his flowery arrows of love.
Howard: Who?
Raj: He is the Hindu version of Cupid, but way better because he rides a giant parrot

Sheldon: For the record, I have genitalia. They are functional and esthetically pleasing

Penny: Wine glasses should have handles

Amy: Keeping accurate track of your alcohol in-take. Smart idea, considering how trampy you get when you´ve had a few
Penny: You heard what I did?
Amy: Well, I heard who you did

Penny: I feel like two different people: Dr Jeckyll and Mrs Whore

Amy: She engaged in interspecies hanky panky and people still call her great. I´m sure your reputation can survive you shagging a little indian boy

Raj: You were nice to me, I thought you maybe liked me
Bernardette: I´M NICE TO EVERYONE!

Raj: Do you think I have a shot with Penny?
Bernardette: OF COURSE YOU DO! YOU ARE A CUTIE PIE! ANY GIRL WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU! (Slamms the door)

Beverly Hofstadter: Buck up, SissyPants

Beverly Hofstadter: If you need any more help from me, my books are available on Amazon.com

Amy: I could so see you being the face of hemorroids
Penny: I know!

Raj: You can´t ruin friendship with sex. That´s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

Raj: As your friend, you might like to know that we didn´t have sex in the conventional sense
Penny: Oh God, did you pull some weird indian crap on me?

Penny: So we didn´t actually
Raj: I did, it was beautiful

Howard: Maybe he was writing a clumsy penis metaphor about my fiancee
Raj: Screw you. That was a beautiful written penis metaphor

Sheldon: Geology isn´t a real science

Sheldon: If there´s ever a Church of Sheldon. It´s the time to start it

Penny: Hey, watcha doin´ Quickdraw?

Penny: It´s time for me to move back to Nebraska

And the Penny´s hemorroid´s commercial video was epic! Probably on YouTube soon.

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The Big Bang Theory S04E20 The Herb Garden Germination Best Quotes and Spoilers

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the-big-bang-theory-spoilers-quotes-herb-garden-germinationAnd the guys (and gal) from The Big Bang Theory are back. That´s always good news for TV.
In this new episode, called The Herb Garden Germination Sheldon and Amy secretly experiment on the gang by spreading rumors. Howard and Bernadette’s relationship reaches an important milestone.

Best Quotes from The Big Bang Theory S04E20 The Herb Garden Germination

Sheldon: Really Amy, Gossip? I´m dissapointed in you

Sheldon: You’ve dedicated your life´s work to educating the general populace about complex scientific ideas. Have you ever considered trying to do something useful? Perhaps reading to the elderly? But not your books; something they might enjoy…I kid of course. Big fan.

Sheldon: It´s odd how the activity brings back the K.Mart smell of Bourbon

Leonard: Perfect
Sheldon: I know… what an Elf I would´ve made!

Sheldon: The people of Nintendo can only go so far in helping us recreate an actual athletic experience. We have to do our part too

Sheldon: She was attempting to engage me in gossip… I think her long exposure to Penny has turned her into a bit of a gabby gurdy

Priya: He´s been writing poems… They’re very disturbing. “Oh Bernadette, please play my clarinet.”

Leonard: Do you think a sexually ambivalent Indian astrophysicist with selective mutism and alcohol issues is better than a 100-pound Jewish guy who lives with his Mom?
Penny: Oh my God, Raj likes Bernardette?

Penny: Priya told you… what a gossip!

Raj´s Dad: “He’s Jewish; those chaps are very successful. And they don’t drink a lot.”

Raj: Now what´s up with clarinet… Bernardette?

Howard: Her freakishly small hands make anything look big. It’s one of the reasons I love her

Raj: India is a goofy place

Sheldon: “Everyone was sent a-twitter. Strangely, no one Tweeted.”

Sheldon: Sheldon Cooper is a smelly pooper
Amy: That´s gold

Sheldon: Look at you, getting me to engage in the social sciences. You’re a vixen, Amy Farrah Fowler.

Penny: That gossipy bitch! No offense.
Raj: None taken. You should hear how she talks about you.

Penny: Sheldon and Amy had sex
Raj: Shut your ass!

Raj: I can’t believe ol’ Smelly Pooper finally got laid!

Sheldon: Excuse me, I have work to do
Leonard: Yeah you do, you dog!

Sheldon: I must say, Amy, pretending to have sexual intercourse with you has given me great satisfaction.
Amy: Slow down, Sheldon. I’m not quite there yet.

Amy: Bernardette has just asked me about my sexual encounter with you. The meme has just reached full penetration
Sheldon: Pun intended?
Amy: No. Happy accident

Amy: I described your love making as aloof but effective
Sheldon: You shouldn’t have done that. That’ll make me a chick magnet!

Amy: I wonder what changed her mind.
Sheldon: Perhaps your talk of my sexual prowess renewed her faith in love.
Amy: (mulls it over) As good of an explanation as any.

Leonard: Wow! You are pregnant?
Amy: Does that text say anything about orthotics?

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The Big Bang Theory S04E17 – The Toast Derivation Recap Quotes and Spoilers

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the-big-bang-theory-apoilers-quotes-toast-derivationOk, For those very few out there not watching The Big Bang Theory, it´s already time to start! We just whitnessed an episode where As Sheldon becomes concerned when everybody begins to hang out at Raj’s apartment and discovers Leonard is the center of the group.

Best Quotes from The Big Bang Theory – S04E17 – The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: May I say having to explain this to you caused doubts on the authenticity of your ristorante

Sheldon: And be a social paria? You know that´s not my style

Sheldon: Oh yeah!Ity´s Harry Potter and 98% of the Sorcerer´s Stone

Amy: Don´t be needy bestie, that´s probably what scared Leonard away

Penny: If you guys were a band you´d be called Leonard and the Leonards

Sheldon: He´ll be back
Leonard: Of course I´ll be back. I live here!

Amy: Yo P-Dog

Amy: She used to be much more fun before Leonard punched her on the heart

Sheldon: When he finished he yelled Eureka!
Zack: No, I yelled Holy Moly

Sheldon to Bill Gates: maybe if you weren’t so distracted by sick children in Africa, you could have put a little more thought into Windows Vista.

Sheldon: Screw it, let’s go find me a hiney to bite.

Raj: To friends. No matter how quirky they are

LeVar Burton: I am so done with Twitter!

Recap for The Big Bang Theory S04E17 – The Toast Derivation

Recap by MurphAndTheMagicTones for IMDB.com

It’s time to order pizza from Luigi’s, although Sheldon (Jim Parsons) does wonder why they can’t speak Italian. But Leonard (Johnny Galecki) wasn’t staying for dinner, much to Sheldon’s surprise. He’s having dinner with Raj (Kunal Nayyar) and Priya. And Howard (Simon Helberg) was expected to be there as well. Sheldon is flabbergasted, as they were supposed to eat pizza from Luigi’s, although he admits Luigi sounds a lot like Jackie Chan. Sheldon refuses to go based on their Thursday tradition of pizza. Raj might be serving haggis and blood pudding, which really are the same thing. Plus, Raj’s plasma screen has a few dead pixels in the corner. And Raj’s Tex-Mex doesn’t meet with Sheldon’s approval. (SHOCKING!) And watching Hofstadter “suck the saliva out of your sister’s mouth” doesn’t add to Raj’s night. Sitting anywhere you want is like “hippies at a love-in” to Sheldon, even though Priya is trying her best to be a gracious host. But the margaritas are just a bit too much for him.

Heading to The Cheesecake Factory, Sheldon drowns his sorrows in a…water. And Sheldon demands Penny (Kaley Cuoco) absentmindedly wipe down the bar and try to coax the weary patron (him) to divulging his troubles. Of course, telling Penny that hanging out at Raj’s house for dinner was a problem didn’t sit well, even when Raj put on Reggae music and Priya took off her shoes. (“It was like the last days of Caligula.”) But Amy (Mayim Bialik) calls him (she was concerned he hadn’t gone home and checked in at The Cheesecake Factory on Facebook) and tells him to get accustomed to Leonard being the social nucleus of the group, not him. Of course, Sheldon is in full denial. And he won’t take it lying down. He sets out snacks at his apartment for the people Sheldon’s having over. Stuart, Barry Kripke, Zack, Penny’s ex-boyfriend, and LeVar Burton. (“I tweeted him.”) But now Leonard had to leave, as Sheldon’s guests were coming. Almost two minutes of awkward goodbyes later, Leonard leaves.

SHELDON: He’ll be back.

LEONARD: Of course, I’ll be back! I live here!!!

If you think the night between Zack, Stuart, and Barry would be awkward…seriously, did you really expect it to go differently? But give Sheldon credit: he did prepare goody bags. Sheldon starts with introductions. Stuart was living in the comic book store now and hoped to get a hot shower out of the deal, Barry thought there would be a whaffle (sorry, must be present to win), and Zack will think of something to say about himself.

Amy and Bernadette (Melissa Rauch) decide to ‘kidnap’ Penny and take her out dancing. Although Amy didn’t really need the pillowcase or the chloroform; she just needed to stop pestering Penny about the “sweet loving her ex is currently receiving from the jewel of Mumbai.”

Give Zack credit; he recovered with an enthralling story about getting into a hot tub naked at a ski lodge with a drunk girl. Except Sheldon wanted to know if it was a hot tub or a Jacuzzi. (“Wheally? That was your qwestion?”) As the drunk girl got in, Sheldon felt it was time for his story of how Archimedes learned about water displacement from taking a bath. After all his story had a gold crown, where Zack’s simply had wet breasts. But long story short, Zack nailed her.

SHELDON: But when he finished, he shouted Eureka!

ZACK: Nope, I shouted Holy Moly. Don’t know why. Just do.

Sheldon wants to warm up the vintage videogames, but Kripke went to get his karaoke machine, Zack made a beer run, and Stuart went to take a shower.

At Raj’s, they enjoyed chili cooked by Priya, who had a Texas roommate in England, while the guys regailed her with stories about Leonard’s Texas roommate, who was punched by Bill Gates once for telling him “maybe if you weren’t so distracted by sick children in Africa, you could have put a little more thought into Windows Vista.” They toasted a Sheldon-free evening, and they find out it’s not as fun without Sheldon telling them the Romans used to put spiced toast in their punch bowls. They admit to missing him.

The ladies are preparing to go out (once Penny gives them a place to go), and Penny picks a dress Amy feels show enough bosom to attract a new mate or a hungry infant. They want Penny to get a guy tonight.

BERNADETTE: Pick out the hottest guy in the room, take him home, do unspeakable things to him, then kick him to the curb with a smile on his face and teeth marks on his hiney?

PENNY: More or less.

AMY: What’s that like?

Penny thinks she’s OK with not being in a relationship, but Amy has some advice for stress management for people in Penny’s predicament, such as herself. One involves an electric toothbrush. And none involve Bernadette finding the snowflake from the North Pole Leonard brought home for Penny a year ago.

PENNY: Screw it, let’s go find me a hiney to bite.

AMY: And if we fail, we can always go to CVS and pick out an electric toothbrush for you. Mine’s called Gerald.

BERNADETTE: (to Penny) That’s a little creepy.

Actually, Zack and Kripke singing Don’t Go Breaking My Heat by Elton John and Kiki Dee, now THAT’S creepy!

STUART: (in only a towel) Anybody do Walking on Sunshine yet? Dibs!

Sheldon finally gives in and goes back to all his friends. His new buddies “were having fun wrong.” But the gang still welcomes him back, even though real chili doesn’t have beans in it.

As it happens, LeVar Burton did show up, only to see Stuart, Kripke, and Zack singing Walking on Sunshine.

LEVAR: I am SO done with Twitter!

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The Big Bang Theory S04E16 – The Cohabitation Formulation Recap Quotes and Spoilers

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the-big-bang-theory-spoilers-quotes-cohabitation-formulationOk, For those very few out there not watching The Big Bang Theory, it´s already time to start! We just whitnessed an episode where As Wolowitz contemplates taking things with Bernadette to the next level, Leonard rekindles his relationship with Raj’s sister.

(Photo Credit) Monty Brinton – CBS

Best Quotes from The Big Bang Theory – S04E16 – The Cohabitation Formulation

Bernardette: It´s cute you sound a little like a drunken monkey

Bernardette: Stay
Howard: Like what, five, ten minutes?

Bernardette: Have you ever considered us living together?
Howard: I don´t know. You, me, mom all living under the same roof?
Bernardette: No, I mean just you and me

Howard: I got a better solution. We wait for my mom´s heart to explode from all the salt she eats. Then we just stick her in the garden, flip her matress and move into the big bedroom

Howard: Look at us planning a future together

Howard´s Mom: Is that what you want? To give your mother herpes?

Howard: I had a big fight with my mother
Leonard: Still arguing which CSI is the best?
Howard: No, we agreed they all have their merits

Leonard: Yeah, that´s really a pickle. Bye

Howard: Thanks
Sheldon: It´s what terciary friends are for

Raj: Why are you holding hands? I forbid you to hold hands

Sheldon: Priya, if you’re experiencing any tension or awkwardness, it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to, to quote Howard, ‘do the dance with no pants’.

Amy: I came as quickly as I could
Penny: Ok, why?
Amy: To comfort you of course

Amy: Now let´s talk about Priya, that man stealing bitch
Penny: What?
Amy: In situation like this, best friends are often catty about other girls. Miaow

Priya: I´d love that
Leonard: I love the way you say “I´d love that”
Raj: She says it the same way I do. I´d love that. Everybody in India says it that way. It´s not a big deal

Amy: I am regretting my earlier catiness. She is an absolute delight

Recap for The Big Bang Theory S04E16 – The Cohabitation Formulation

Recap by MurphAndTheMagicTones

Howard (Simon Helberg) and Bernadette (Melissa Rauch) were basking in the glow of the post-coital bedroom when she asked the question Howard hoped she wouldn’t: if he wanted to move in with her. She was growing tired of Howard sleeping with her and going home, even if it was to set his mother’s wig and draw in her eyebrows in the morning. (“It’s a two-person job.”) He reluctantly went home and got an earful from his mother, who thought Bernadette had a lot of sexual diseases. (“I watch Dr. Phil!”) Howard had enough from his mother and left. Right after he retreived his Claritin. However, he didn’t go back to Bernadette’s; he went to crash with Leonard (Johnny Galecki) and Sheldon (Jim Parsons). To Leonard’s surprise, it was about Bernadette and not which CSI was the best. To Sheldon’s surprise, Leonard hadn’t offered Howard a hot beverage. Or him, for that matter. Sheldon wonders why Howard didn’t sleep with Raj (Kunal Nayyar), but Priya was staying with him. Suddenly Leonard’s VERY interested in what’s going on. His troubles with Bernadette, not so much. And Leonard takes off to find Priya. But give Sheldon credit: in spite of being Howard’s tertiary friend behind Raj and Howard, he’ll still make the tea while Howard narcissistically rambles on about whatever is troubling him.

Of course, Raj forbids Leonard from talking to Priya. She ignores him, but Raj forbidded it. Leonard apologizes to her because he thought he came on too strong the last time, but Priya was willing to listen. They go off in private, completely ignoring Raj, even his voicemail messages from the other room.

Leonard and Priya walked into the Cheesecake Factory, despite Raj having forboded them from having sex. (“It’s forbade.” “Are you sure? That doesn’t sound right.”) Priya told off Raj, but Sheldon defended him. (Sheldon’s VERY nice to people tonight.)

SHELDON: The Hindu Code of Manu is very clear in these manners. If a woman’s father is not around, the duty of controlling her base desires falls to the closest male member of her family. In this case, Raj. The code also clearly states if she disobeys, she will be reborn in the womb of a jackal and be tormented by diseases. If true, that’s seems like an awfully large gamble given that the prize is Leonard.

And if this wasn’t awkward enough, Penny (Kaley Cuoco) comes up and says hi to everybody. Leonard introduces Priya to her.

SHELDON: Priya, if you’re experiencing any tension or awkwardness, it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to, to quote Howard, ‘do the dance with no pants’.

While Raj begs Penny to regail Priya with stories of how she was disenchanted by Leonard’s lovemaking, Howard offers to sleep over at Bernadette’s for two whole nights since his mother would be in Palm Springs…sinuses notwithstanding. It wasn’t enough for Bernadette. He needed to make a choice: her or his mother. And hesitating was not an option.

Amy (Mayim Bialik) got to Penny’s place as quickly as she could when Sheldon told her Leonard was dating Priya. She wanted to help Penny pick up the pieces of her broken heart. Which wasn’t actually necessary.

AMY: You don’t have to be strong for me. Now let’s talk about Priya, that man-stealing bitch.

Penny assured Amy she was fine, but Amy pointed out Penny’s former mate replaced her with a mater more suitable than she was. Penny wasn’t happy, especially when Amy pointed out Priya was highly educated and came from the land where they wrote about neat ways to have sex. Whereas Penny is a community-college dropout whose people wrote the book on tipping cows. (The electrodes didn’t help, either.)

At Bernadette’s, where she has a little stepstool to look through the peephole (that was SO cute!), Howard has brought all of his luggage and moved out of his mother’s place. His mother would find out as soon as she read the email. And Howard already wanted his dinner. Short of that, they could fool around in the bedroom…then Bernadette could go shopping.

Leonard, Sheldon, Raj, Amy, and Priya are having pizza at the guys’ place and Penny swoops in to nibble on a few pieces, and Sheldon doesn’t mind the “plover eating food from between the teeth of crocodiles.” Amy invited her ‘bestie’ to sit next to her on the chair. Priya talks about being an international lawyer, although Leonard tried to make it sound more exciting than it really was. Then it was Penny’s turn to explain she was an actress, which impressed Priya. And it was a bad time to tell about driving to Van Nuys for what she thought was a cat food commercial. It was for porn.

SHELDON: Did you get the part?

PENNY: (ticked) I didn’t take the audition

SHELDON: Given the state of your career, are you sure you can afford to be picky?

Priya told about taking acting classes at Cambridge and was even in Taming of the Shrew, much to Leonard’s (and Amy’s) delight.

Howard and Bernadette’s living arrangement was working quite well so far. That is, until Howard asked for a snack. Cord ain’t that cut, is it. Especially when Howard added things to the list of items Bernadette would shop for, including non hypo-allergenic detergent for washing his underwear. Finally Bernadette figured out she was doing all of the things Howard’s mother used to do for him…and sex on top of it! Bernadette finally told him she wasn’t going to be his mother. And Howard heads back to his mother’s. But at least she made him some brisket.

Amy checks on Penny again, since she was replaced by a “smart, beautiful woman with the smouldering sexuality of a crouched Bengal tiger.” BUt once again, Penny assured Amy she was OK. In fact, she was happy for Leonard…while she broke down crying. Amy gave her a hug and broke out the electrodes. On the good side, Amy was able to analyze the patterns in Penny’s brain to make a rhesus monkey cry like a disgraced televangelist. Penny went to Sheldon’s when she smelled Chinese food. (“It’s Thai. You’re slipping.”) But Sheldon let the three of them eat, including Amy on videoconference. And Amy sent Sheldon for the tea, since Penny was still upset. (“I don’t want tea.” “Sorry, it’s not optional.”)

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The Big Bang Theory S04E14 – The Thespian Catalyst Recap Quotes and Spoilers

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the-big-bang-theory-thespian-catalyst-tbbt-spoilers-quotes-recapOk, For those very few out there not watching The Big Bang Theory, it´s already time to start! We just whitnessed an episode where To improve his skills as an instructor, Sheldon asks Penny to give him acting lessons.

Best Quotes from The Big Bang Theory – S04E14 – The Thespian Catalyst

Sheldon: Best and brightest my sweet patuties

Leonard: Sheldon changed the password, now it´s “Pennyisafreeloader” no spaces

Sheldon: I didn’t want to teach those poopy-heads anyway!

Howard: FYI, I think that’s what Darth Vader said right before he started building the Death Star.

Bernardette: He´s such a cutie
Raj: Thank you, but cutie is for bunnies; I want to be something with sex appeal, like a labradoodle

Amy: That was the last arrow in my quiver of wimsy

Howard: What are you thinking so hard?
Sheldon: Just that I´m definitely not gay

Sheldon: Hey! You taught me something… who would have thought?

Penny: Let´s take you out of your comfort zone
Sheldon: Why would we want to do that? It´s call the comfort zone for a reason

Sheldon: I´m gonna miss you Shelly-bee, even though you creep the Bejesus out of me

Penny: I think I broke your son

Recap for The Big Bang Theory S04E14 – The Thespian Catalyst

Recap by MurphAndTheMagicTones

Sheldon (Jim Parsons) has to teach a lecture, and he’s not thrilled, even though he thinks the students should be. And the students are letting the world know what the lecture is like, even posting pictures on Flickr. (“How do you get an entire lecture hall to flip you off at the same time?”) Oh, and KMN is text-speak for “kill me now.” Penny (Kaley Cuoco) is dying to tell Sheldon, but Leonard (Johnny Galecki) promised it to Howard (Simon Helberg). (“Picture the Hindenburg meets Chernobyl meets Three Mile Island meets Tron 2.”)

SHELDON: I didn’t want to teach those poopy-heads anyway!

HOWARD: FYI, I think that’s what Darth Vader said right before he started building the Death Star.

Despite Sheldon’s protestations about the “poopy-heads,” he was upset about the lecture. Raj (Kunal Nayyar) compared it to accidentally walking into a gay bar and having no one hit on you. (“It…happened to a friend of mine.”) Howard tells Bernadette (Melissa Rauch) that Raj really needs to get a girlfriend. And Bernadette thinks Raj is cute and should have no problem getting one. Raj didn’t want to for cute; he wanted to be more like a labradoodle. But Bernadette assures him he’s a hottie.

Sheldon videochats with Amy (Mayim Bialik), who suggests he take acting lessons because the teacher needs to take the responsibility to communicate with the students. It’s a performance art, and Sheldon knows only one person schooled in the performance arts: Penny.

PENNY: Just to be clear, you’re asking me for help because I know something that the brilliant Dr. Sheldon Cooper doesn’t?

SHELDON: Are you going to help me or not?

PENNY: Probably. I’m just enjoying the foreplay.

Of course, Sheldon thinks that teaching acting is the signal for the end of the road in one’s career. And Penny is out, until Sheldon offers to pay her $40.

Howard gets an offer to work at the Weisman Institute in Israel but will be gone for two years, and Bernadette can’t leave because of her studies. They ask Raj if he can step up to the plate and help Bernadette satisfy her sexual needs (“most regular, some of them kind of messed up”) while he’s gone. No, this is not reallity. Yes, this is a fantasy of Raj’s.

HOWARD: Whatcha thinking so hard about?

RAJ: Just that I’m definitely not gay.

Sheldon’s lesson begins, and he tries with a desperate three knock-Penny cadence. It worked. Sheldon had studied Stanislav, Stella Adler, Uda Hagen, and Henry Winkler’s Aaaay, I’m an Actor. After that, the lesson goes a bit downhill. Moving around in the space doesn’t work very well, then Sheldon can’t pick up on Penny’s improvisation about being at a shoe store, instead wanting a frozen yogurt. Penny’s idea of pretending to be two winos under a bridge works a little better…for her…with a bottle of wine. (method acting, right?)

While Leonard wonders what all of us do…why the SciFi Channel changed its name to SyFy…Raj has another fantasy about Bernadette. This time, Howard gets hit on his scooter, and Bernadette needs to be sexually satisfied, since Howard isn’t going to make it. To be fair, Raj doesn’t take Bernadette’s word for it; he makes sure he hears it from Howard.

Penny tries a scene with Sheldon, although he doesn’t think Tennessee Williams’ Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is going to cut it. He brought a Star Trek fanfic he wrote when he was ten, where a brilliant child genius is whisked away from the dusty plains of East Texas and brought to the 23rd Century by Mr. Spock. Penny goes in kicking and screaming, but she suggests mixing it up. She’ll play Mr. Spock, and Sheldon will play the child’s mother. After taking a long, long time to set the scene, Sheldon gets into the role of his mother. (Nice work on imitating the transporter, Penny. :-D ) Sheldon isn’t buying, but Penny eggs him on and stays in character as Spock. She thinks Sheldon’s mother would be sad to see him go. Then Sheldon gets in character as his mother. REALLY gets into character. And is crying…and then starts playing the role of Sheldon…and really starts crying. (“You go with the nice man; I’m late for Indian Bingo!”)

PENNY: (on phone) Hi, Mrs. Cooper. It’s Penny. I think I broke your son.

SHELDON: Mommy, I love you! Don’t let Spock take me to the future!

And Raj has one more fantasy about Bernadette. Which, if I am correct, involves Slumdog Millionaire somehow.

RAJ: (back in reality, to himself) Other than the dance number, so not gay.

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The Big Bang Theory S04E12 – The Bus Pants Utilization Recap, Quotes, Spoilers and Photo

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the-big-bang-theory-bus-pants-utilization-spoilers-quotes-recapOk, For those very few out there not watching The Big Bang Theory, it´s already time to start! We just whitnessed an episode where  Leonard’s idea for a smartphone app derails his friendship with Sheldon.

Best Quotes from The Big Bang Theory S04E12 – The Bus Pants Utilization

Howard: If you don´t like the computer don´t use it. Sure. We can exchange it for a salad spinner

Sheldon: Howard doesn´t. He´s only an engineer

Raj: You know what´s a great app? The one that makes fart noises

Sheldon: You know Leonard? That´s a valid idea. Very good
Leonard: Can you say it and not make it sound like I´m a cat who learned how to use the toilet?
Sheldon: No

Leonard: That´s ridiculous
Sheldon: Then you come out with an explanation as to why this woman hangs out with us all the time
Howard: There´s your answer. Free food

Raj: Very clever. But still racist

Sheldon: Head of the Secret Santa comission

Raj: Uh Leonard is going all alpha nerd on Sheldon

Leonard: I don´t want a better version. I want my version

Sheldon: Desperate act from a little man with a big Napoleon complex

Sheldon: How´s your little project going?
Raj: You mean project LenWolloPali?

Penny: What are you trying to do? Contact your home planet?

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The Big Bang Theory S04E11 – The Justice League Recombination Recap, Quotes and photos

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kaley-cuoco-penny-wonder-woman-hot-photo-boobs-cleavageOk, For those very few out there not watching The Big Bang Theory, it´s already time to start! We just whitnessed an episode where The guys enter a costume contest as members of the Justice League…and convince Penny’s new boyfriend to join them.

Best Quotes from The Big Bang Theory – S04E11 – The Justice League Recombination

Zack: Check it out. All about planets this month
Leonard: That´s an atom
Zack: Agree to disagree. That´s what I love about science, there´s not one right answer

Zack: I discovered a show on the Discovery Channel that showed if you kill a starfish it comes back to life.
Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.

Zack: I don´t get it
Leonard: The dolphin might

Stuart: You guys finally chipped in for a bodyguard?

Leonard: You can´t replace me with Zack!
Sheldon: Why not? Penny did it

Sheldon: Zack, how would you like it to be Superman?
Zack: I don´t know. Sounds like a lot of responsibilty

Raj: I don´t wanna be Aquaman. He sucks. He sucks underwater

Sheldon: Amy Farrah Fowler doesn´t believe in wearing costumes. She isn´t the free spirit I am.

Sheldon: I´m pacing anxious
Leonard: You are jogging
Sheldon: This is how Flash paces

Sheldon: In what universe is Wonder Woman blonde?
Howard: Relax: No one is going to be looking at her hair

Zack: Penny, there´s no I in Justice League

Raj: Looks like someone else is gonna have to be wonder woman

Sheldon: You are afraid that costume makes you look fat

Howard: You got her to sleep with you. Obviously your superpower is brainwashing

Leonard: At this party we´re gonna win the first prize just by showing up with a girl

Penny: You make a cute Green Arrow
Leonard: Lantern
Penny: Like it makes a difference

Recap for The Big Bang Theory – S04E11 – The Justice League Recombination

Recap by MurphAndTheMagicTones

Did you know in Mystic Warlords of Ka’a you can make up your own cards? Apparently, Infinite Sheldon beats all others. And it isn’t cheating, since the card isn’t homemade: Sheldon (Jim Parsons) printed it at work. And Sheldon continues to wonder why nobody wants to play with him. Penny (Kaley Cuoco) and Zack came to the apartment, and Penny gave Leonard (Johnny Galecki) his copy of Science magazine, which featured a planet on the cover, according to Zack. According to the right answer, it was an atom. (“Agree to disagree…”) And Zack discovered a show on the Discovery Channel that showed a starfish being killed and coming back to life.

SHELDON: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.

Zack also knows dolphins may be smarter than people. (“Smarter than SOME people.”) Penny is none too happy with the guys for bullying Zack, despite Howard’s (Simon Helberg) protestations that they didn’t give Zack a swirly and his butt crack remained underwear-free. Leonard goes to apologize, and the rest of the guys go to see him get beat up. As a peace offering, Leonard invites him to the comic book store, where apparently Zack is really into the Archie comics, and admittedly, I did not know Archie now had two universes where he was married to Betty in one and Veronica in the other. (Lucky bastard.) Stuart, the comic book shop owner, is equally surprised by Zack being there, but he asks the guys if they’re coming to the shops New Year’s Eve costume party. The guys will attend as the Justice League of America…if Leonard doesn’t show up as Superman again.

LEONARD: Hey, I got new boots this year! Guaranteed to add three inches!

SHELDON: That’s sad.

To win the costume contest, Sheldon’s idea is to have Zack be Superman. Which means Leonard claims Green Lantern, and Raj (Kunal Nayyar) is relegated to playing Aqua-Man. (“Aqua-Man sucks! Aqua-Man sucks underwater! He sucks fish pee!”) Of course, one little problem: what to do about Penny? Zack already has the solution: she’s Wonder Woman.

SHELDON: Complete with bullet-proof bracelets and Lasso of Truth! Invisible plane sold separately.

Penny protests, but Bernadette is in quarantine for doing jello shots out of some questionable petri dishes, and Amy refuses to dress in any kind of costume.

HOWARD: (off Raj’s whisper) He says he’ll wear it if you’ll be Aqua-Man.

Everybody arrives late, and Sheldon (as The Flash) is pacing nervously…by jogging very quickly back and forth through the entire apartment, since that’s what The Flash would do. He even runs to the Grand Canyon to scream in anger. Howard was late because he couldn’t get Raj’s Aqua-Man seahorse on his scooter. But look! Up in the sky!

ZACK: It’s a bird! It’s a plane!…I forget the rest.

And Penny arrives

SHELDON: I’m sorry, but in what universe is Wonder Woman a blonde?

HOWARD: Relax, nobody’s gonna be looking at her hair.

Zack tells her there was a brunette wig with the costume, but Penny refuses to wear it.

ZACK: Uh, honey. You’re kind of embarrassing me in front of my friends here.

PENNY: That’s it. I’m not going.

RAJ: (happily) Looks like someone else is going to have to be Wonder Woman!

Penny refuses to talk to Zack, and Sheldon reassuring her the outfit doesn’t make her look fat but “beefy,” since all Amazon women are beefy to him, didn’t help, either. Zack doesn’t want to go without Penny, so the guys are forced to do the unthinkable…switch to Muppet Baby costumes! Howard suggests Leonard talk to Penny.

LEONARD: What makes you think I can convince her?

HOWARD: You got her to have sex with you! Obviously your superpower is brainwashing!

LEONARD: Let me see if I’m understanding this correctly. You want me to convince my ex-girlfriend to attend a costume party with her new boyfriend just so we can win a stupid prize?!?

SHELDON: Yes, and make her wear the black wig. Good luck.

Penny does let him in and Leonard wanted to know why she was reacting so negatively to his attempts to befriend Zack. It turns out Penny only dated Zack so she would have someone to go out with on New Year’s Eve, which she thinks is pathetic. And she says that to a guy dressing as The Green Arrow for New Year’s Eve. (“Lantern.” “Like there’s a difference.”) She just wanted one date at a club and that was it, but now the guys were involved, especially Leonard…and she stops herself before she gets any more personal in front of Leonard. She agrees to go and even wears the wig.

Sure enough, the gang wins the costume prize over the other two Justice League of America groups. Sheldon is ecstatic and has a speech, but everybody would rather count down the last ten seconds to New Year’s. 2011 begins, and Zack and Penny kiss. And Leonard isn’t happy. Truthfully, neither is Penny. But Zack sings the praises of the party on the way home. (Where Pasadena suddenly looks like Manhattan or downtown Chicago.) Right down to a car being broken into. Zack gives it some thought before deciding against helping out.

And Sheldon needs to do that Grand Canyon thing again when Leonard lowers the temperature in the house.

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The Big Bang Theory S04E09 – The Boyfriend Complexity Recap, Quotes and photos

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raj-howard-kiss-photo-big-bang-theory-boyfriend-complexityOk, For those very few out there not watching The Big Bang Theory, it´s already time to start! We just whitnessed an episode where Penny asks Leonard to pose as her boyfriend when her father visits. Howard, Raj, and Bernadette are up all night looking through a telescope.

And a hilarious awkard moment when Raj and Howard kiss each other as you can see in the photo of this article.

Best Quotes from The Big Bang Theory S04E09 – The Boyfriend Complexity

Raj: The bravest person in the world must be the one who does the bikini wax on She-Hulk
Howard: You wanna talk brave? How about Captain America undocumented mexican gardener
Leonard: He´s not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing
Sheldon: As usual, you are all wrong. The bravest person in the whole Marvel world is the doctor that gives Wolverine his prostate exam
Howard: How about the guy who gets the prostate exam FROM Wolverine?

Raj: Is that racist? That sounds racist
Howard: Oh, don´t be so over sensitive. He´s calling you illiterate, not your race

Leonard: You´ll never guess what just happened
Sheldon: You were out in the hallway, stumbled into an interdimensional portal, which brought you five thousand years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine and now you´re back to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work by the thinkatorium, by telepathically
controlled dolphins?
Leonard: No
Sheldon: Oh
Leonard: Penny kissed me
Sheldon: Who would have guessed that?

Penny: You are probably wondering what was that all about
Leonard: What? The kissing? Nah, women do that to me all the time

Leonard: I´m just saying, if we fake got back together, that´s not how it fake happened

Penny: Come on honey, not in front of my dad
Wyatt Marshall: Oh relax. I´ve seen you do a lot worse with a lot stupider

Bernadette: So, we just sit and stare at the screen waiting for something to happen?
Howard: I did it with you when we rented The Notebook together

Sheldon: Oh friggity frack! Not this again!

Wyatt: I can´t go back to all those skateboard idiots, white rappers, and the sweaty dumbasses with the backwards hats

Wyatt: I want grandkids before I die, and I want them to grow up in a house without wheels.

Leonard: I´ll friend you on Facebook

Leonard: Did you get to play with Raj´s big telescope last night?
Raj: He never touched my telescope!

Recap form The Big Bang Theory S04E09 – The Boyfriend Complexity

Recap written by: Murphandthemagictones

Here’s a little quiz that Leonard (Johnny Galecki),Sheldon (Jim Parsons), Howard (Simon Helberg), and Raj (Kunal Nayyar) contemplate: who is the bravest person in the comic book universe?

RAJ: Whoever has to give She-Hulk a bikini wax.

HOWARD: How about Captain America’s undocumented Mexican gardener?

LEONARD: He’s not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing.

Of course, Sheldon thinks they’re all wrong.

SHELDON: The bravest man in the Marvel Universe is the doctor who gives Wolverine his prostate exam.

HOWARD: How about the guy who GETS a prostate exam from Wolverine?

SHELDON: Now you’re just being silly.

Their pizza is downstairs, and Sheldon browbeats the delivery guy about coming up the stairs. And while the delivery guy is spitting on their pizza, Leonard goes to get Penny (Kaley Cuoco)…only to be introduced to the man with her. But he was looking forward to meeting Leonard, as he is Penny’s father (Keith Carradine). Penny introduces Leonard and tells him she’ll catch up with him later. She tells him goodbye…and lays one sizzling kiss on him. (Sizzling for a comic book nerd, anyway. All things in context.)

Raj and Howard are preparing to monitor the telescope at work for twelve hours, but Sheldon points out he only has 7 hours’ worth of comic books. But Raj and Howard will also pass the time with Indian Monopoly and Intergalactic Battleship. Sheldon only prefers the classic styles of Monopoly: regular and Klingon. Leonard returns without the pizza and tells the guys about Penny kissing him. They have no conclusions, other than she went for his cheek and got his lips instead (happens with Howard and his mother all the time), or think that wasn’t her father and the kiss was a cry for help, or Penny’s simply cuckoo for Coco Puffs. Penny takes him back into the hall and explains she told her father they got back together because he was so upset when they broke up in the first place. Apparently, Leonard was the first guy Penny dated with a college degree…or a real job…or without a neck tattoo…or with no outstanding warrants…or without a baby…or never tipped a cow over on himself. Leonard is a bit offended by the situation, especially when Penny refuses to make it look like she was wrong in the fake reconciliation.

LEONARD: Do you REALLY want me to deceive your father with some sham playacting and kissing…because I’m good with that.

Leonard makes it even worse when he overdoes the kissing in front of her father and takes him up on his invitation to dinner with Penny. Penny’s embarrassed, but her father isn’t. (“I’ve seen you do a lot worse with a lot stupider.”)

At the university, Bernadette (Melissa Rauch) joins Howard and Raj, which was good, as Howard couldn’t locate Raj’s Romulan Space Bagel in Battleship. She brought a bottle of wine so Raj could talk freely with her and bond, like he did with Howard’s mother. Which went along much more swimmingly after she stopped calling Raj Slumdog Millionaire. However, Bernadette was about 95% sure she washed her hands after dealing with penicillin-resistant gonorrhea strains earlier in the day. And Raj hops on the wagon for the night.

Wyatt, Penny’s father, who changed his name from Bob at some point, is glad Penny and Leonard are back together, as the guy who wanted to make biofuel from pig waste and water didn’t pan out so well, nor did the guy who tried to make beer pong an Olympic event. Leonard is high as a kite on pride as they make it back to the apartment. This time, Penny manages to keep Leonard from coming into her place, but she can’t avoid his “I love you” in front of her father, so she has no choice but to say it back. And has to kiss him again…in full view of Sheldon.

SHELDON: Oh, friggity-frak. Not this again.

As Raj decides to throw caution to the wind and drink the wine, resulting in a lovely bonding session with Bernadette…at Howard’s expense (great imitations of Howard’s mother, btw), Penny comes to read Leonard the riot act about what he did. She had to listen to her father gush over him for hours, and she wants to know why he’s doing all of this. He offered to go tell her father the truth and end it, but that wasn’t a good idea to Penny. And as much as she didn’t want to see Sheldon’s amendments to the roommate agreement over fines for her annoying personal habits (took up an entire page, too), Leonard cautions her telling Sheldon the truth would force him to be part of the lie, and we all know how that goes. And now two people are convinced Leonard and Penny are together.

Raj was feeling no pain…actually, he was feeling plenty of pain. He was all depressed about not having kissed a girl in a year. Since Bernadette caused this by opening the second bottle of wine, she figured she had to take one for the team. She tells Raj he’s a very cute guy and plenty of girls would want to kiss him. Drunk Raj thinks Bernadette’s one of them and goes in. Howard tries to block him…and what we’ve all suspected from Day 1 is true! OK, not really, but Howard and Raj do finally kiss.

Leonard and Wyatt are enjoying some fishing (Wii variety, natch), and Penny gives him a call. She tells him the truth. The fish aren’t the only things that are biting now. Wyatt is livid with Penny for not respecting him enough to be honest with him. He supported her decisions, even when she did things that were, to use his phrase, bull squirt. Such as the baggie in her drawer was NOT potpourri, nor the pee stick in her bathroom was to check for diabetes. She apologizes, and Wyatt turns his full wrath on Leonard. If begging Leonard to take Penny back could be considered his full wrath. Wyatt’s tired of the skateboarders, white rappers, and the guys who wear their hats backwards (like he was). Wyatt tells him to lie, cheat, do whatever it takes.

WYATT: I want grandkids before I die, and I want them to grow up in a house without wheels.

Wyatt starts yelling at Leonard loud enough for Penny to hear it in the bathroom to attempt a bit of reverse psychology. Sheldon tells him he was up all night altering the Penny-specific sections of the roommate agreement, and Leonard tells him they broke up again. Sheldon was…not happy. But neither were Raj and Howard. Leonard was curious if Raj let Howard play with his big telescope.

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The Big Bang Theory Spoiler: Are Leonard and Penny breaking up?

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are leonard and penny breaking up on the big bang theoryLeonard and Penny are a couple, right? Well… in the last episode of The Big Bang Theory that can be a no more…

After Leonard told Penny he loves her she wasn´t ready to say it back, and things spiraled to her leaving him in the bowling alley saying it wasn´t fair for him and crying…

What does that mean? Are Leonard and Penny breaking up? Is the couple over?

Is, as Will Wheaton said it, that he made a couple break up in order to beat Sheldon? Did Penny leave Leonard?

Well… that´s not happening. The writers will toy around a little with the tension, but eventually Leonard and Penny will stay together.

What do you think? Are Leonard and Penny breaking up on The Big Bang Theory?

Head to the comments and tell me your opinion about this Leonard and Penny break up or hiatus…

Big Bang Theory: Is Sheldon Gay? Is Sheldon Straight?

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Is Sheldon Gay Straight BazingaMany people wonders about Sheldon Cooper´s sexuality, and even Chuck Lorre, show´s creator teased about creating a third gender for Sheldon.

But now we are having some interesting piece of Big Bang Theory spoilers scoop.

Judy Grier will spend the night with Sheldon Cooper, and now we learned that Mayim Bialik (The former star from Blossom) will be dating Sheldon Cooper in a matchmaking session.

What do you think? Is this a definition about Sheldon Cooper´s sexuality? Is Sheldon Cooper Gay? Is Sheldon Cooper straight? Is he just not interested in sex at all?

Let me know in the comments.