2-broke-girls-quotes-preview-spoilersThe Fall Season is here! It was a much awaited comeback, and while many will be expecting to see How I Met our Mother season 7 premiere, and watch Two and a Half Men season nine premiere with Ashton Kutcher, but CBS is also preparing new shows for the fall season, and tonight is the first one of those new shows. The full roster of new shows from CBS are: 2 Broke Girls, How to be a gentleman, A Gifted Man, Person of Interest and Unforgettable, but in this article we will be focusing on 2 Broke Girls.

What is 2 Broke Girls About? Plot Synopsis

2 BROKE GIRLS is a comedy about two young women waitressing at a greasy spoon diner who strike up an unlikely friendship in the hopes of launching a successful business – if only they can raise the cash. Sassy, streetwise Max Black works two jobs just to get by, one of which is waiting tables during the night shift at the retro-hip Williamsburg Diner. Sophisticated Caroline Channing is an uptown trust fund princess who’s having a run of bad luck that forces her to reluctantly give waitressing a shot. At first, Max sees Caroline as yet another in a long line of inept servers she must cover for, but she’s surprised to find that Caroline has as much substance as she does style. When Caroline discovers Max’s knack for baking amazing cupcakes, she sees a lucrative future for them, but first they need to raise the start-up money. While they save their tips, they’ll stay at the restaurant, working with Oleg, an overly flirtatious Russian cook; Earl, a 75-year-old kool-kat cashier; and Han Lee, the new, eager-to-please owner of the diner. Working together, these two broke girls living in one expensive city might just find the perfect recipe for their big break.

Best Quotes from 2 Broke Girls Pilot

Max: Hey, when you get a second, stop staring at my boobs

Max: You think this (clicking the fingers) is the sound that gets you service, I think that´s the sound that dries up my vagina.

Customer: Excuse me, where´s my waitress
(Russian waitress screams)
Max: She´s coming

Max: Your name is Bryce? Bryce Lee?
Mr Lee: Yes, I heard that name in One Tree Hill… good show

Max: Whatever that is, it does not belong to this diner, it belongs to a show on Bravo.

Max: Are you sure we can´t get the meth adict back? She was very good at cleaning
Mr Lee: But her teeth fell out
Max: You are really judgemental, you know that?

Oleg: Hey Barbie

Max: If he doesn´t realize he looks like that, I don´t have the heart to tell him

Max: Marry the ketchups
Max: Now divorce the ketchups

Max: You never waited a day in your life
Caroline: Yes I have
Max: You expect me to believe you after watching that whole Temple Grandin routine?

Caroline: I may have enhanced my resume
Max: Enhanced? What are we in? Paris?

Max: Do you know the President?
Caroline: Yes
Max: Is he hot?
Caroline: He´s the President

Max: Is this the part when I feel sorry for you?
Caroline: I don´t expect you to… but a well adjusted person would
Max: I´m dead inside

Max: I´d walk you to the subway, it´s just that I don´t want to

Caroline: I thought I was getting raped
Max: That´s not what rape feels like

Caroline: Oh My God, you´ve been robbed
Max: This is how it always look
Caroline: Oh My God, totally cute

Caroline: Oh, you have a yard, looks like a nice place to relax and do crack

Peach: Can you imagine having no money? You would have no money
Max: You should tweet that

Peach: I guess being a mother has opened me up emotionally. Bring me one of the babies, I need to hold ´em up
Max: Hey baby, come here
Peach: No, not that one, that´s not the good one

Robbie: Who are you?
Caroline: I´m Max´s friend… don´t tell her I said that. I have a feeling if she knows I called her my friend, she´d stab me

Robbie: I´m Robbie
Caroline: I´m uncomfortable… and you are making me wet
Robbie: That´s kind of the idea
Caroline: You are Max´s boyfriend
Robbie: That´s ok
Caroline: No it´s not. Back up Jersey Shore

Robbie: I can explain… you weren´t supposed to be home

Earl: That girl is working harder than Stephen Hawking putting on a pair of cufflinks

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