30-rock-quotes-spoilers-recap-que-sorpresaTina Fey owns Hollywood right now… she´s in the top of the world… and that has a lot to do with 30 Rock. Exhibit A: Last week´s Liz Lemmon Tracy Jordan Sing fight to Billy Joel´s Uptown girl. One of the funniest sitcoms nowadays. In this episode of 30 Rock when Kabletown executive Hank Cooper arrives, a desperate Jack steals Kenneth’s creative ideas and passes them off as his own.

Best Quotes from 30 Rock S05E13 – Que Sorpresa

Jack: I said everyone Sketch On 6000

Jack: Jenna, get all your crazy scream out of your system

Jack: Frank, how´s your armpit thing?
Frank: Not great, it´s almost touching my thigh thing

Jack: Just remember, don´t be yourselves

Jack: This is a little awkward. I wonder if you could take Avery shopping for baby things
Liz: Oh sure

Liz: What ethnicity is she?
Jack: Nobody knows

Jack: That´s not racist, because I don´t know where she is

Hank: Just call me Hank, or Hey Idiot, like my wife does

Hank: I´ll be the guy wearing the rabbit tie

Liz: She´s with me. I´m pregnant

Jack: She´s like a Bloodhound. Perhaps even literally

Liz: Problem solved, now no one gets it

Pete: People are nice to pregnant ladies

Kenneth: Last time I checked best friends can´t steal from each other

Carmen: What´s wrong with you?
Liz: Almost everything, but let´s go back to the interview

Jack: Who the hell do you think you are?

Jack: I can let you in a restaurante where you can see a kid play with a rabbit, and the eat the rabbit

Hank: I didn´t notice you out there kid; you don´t have much of charisma

Hank: We are like the friendliest fishes there are, I don´t know what it is, I´m not a science guy

Tracy: Why were you pretending to help Jack? Help him for real

Tracy: Who´s the black guy?
Liz: A bicycle messenger

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