30-rock-spoilers-quotes-plan-bComedy Block all Originals tonight. That´s good especially when you get Community on a Pulp Fiction themed episode, and a new episode of 30 Rock., this one called Plan B, in which Liz tries to reassure her staff that the show’s forced hiatus is temporary, but everyone starts to focus on their fallback plans.Meanwhile, Jack attempts to salvage a cable network by enlisting his nemesis, Devin Banks.

Best Quotes from 30 Rock S05E18 – Plan B

Liz Lemmon: Hey Jack, the vending machine´s broken
Jack Donaghy: I know, I broke it; I needed to speak with you and I knew that was the fastest way to get you up here
Liz Lemmon: You bastard, I trusted you

Jack Donaghy: TGS is going a forced hiatus

Jack Donaghy: Twinks could be extremely lucrative.

Jack Donaghy: Excuse me, but my hands are tied… is the only show people is watching in Twinks

Liz Lemmon: You are my agent, you are not supposed to panic, you are supposed to help me

Hank: You made a bad decision and bought something you didn´t understand. Like when I bought tickets to Black Swan. Do you remember when movies were just a fellow in a hat running away from a fellow with no hair?

Jack Donaghy: Hank, there is a gay Jack Donaghy. His name is Devin Banks

Jack Donaghy: He´s on Linkedin Lemmon, he might as well be dead

Jack Donaghy: You told the words “Forced Hiatus”
Liz Lemmon: I didn´t know it was the code word for cancelled
Jack Donaghy: I thought we understood each other
Liz Lemmon: I thought we understood that you are never to understand that I understood anything

Aaron Sorkin: I´m Aaron Sorkin, The West Wing, A Few Good Men, Social Network.
Liz Lemmon: Studio 60?
Aaron Sorkin: Shut up.

Liz Lemmon: Wait, you are not really applying for this job, are you?
Aaron Sorkin: Of course I am. You gotta take work where you find it. Specially now, our craft is dying while people are playing Angry Birds and poking each other on Facebook. What is poking anyway? Why would anybody wanna do it to me? I´m cool

Liz Lemmon: We are dinosaurs
Aaron Sorkin: We don´t need two metaphors, that´s bad writing

Fank Lutz: If you wanna save this dumb show, you gotta get the fans involved. You know like when some people mail stuff to networks to show how passionate they are. They send lightbulbs to save Friday Night Lights, Hot Sauce to save Roswell and Douchebags to save Enoturage

Jack Donaghy: Banks, what´s become of you?
Devin Banks: Nothing!

Jack Donaghy: Banks, explain the gaybies
Devin Banks: I´m a househusband now, are you happy? I married a shiny black dancer named Cashmere. We mixed our sperm together so no one would know which baby is who´s.

Jack Donaghy: I´ll keep you on a very tight leash
Devin Banks: Fantastic

Jack Donaghy: You´ll be under me, and if you make only one slip up your ass is mine

Hank: I´m a straightshooter Jack, except at the urinal, but that´s just a little side effect from my times on Vietnam

Kenneth Purcell: I´ve sent one hundred of these, even though licking an envelop is a sin, unless you are married to it

Travel Agent: Come, we live under the subway s with the CEO of Friendster

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