mike-and-molly-recap-quotes-photos-mike-goes-to-the-operaToday is the first day of Originals in 2011! That´s good news. We already saw the review and quotes from How I Met Your Mother Bad News episode, and now t´s time for Mike and Molly.

When Mike falls ill during a night out with Molly at the opera, Mike’s mom and Molly clash over who can take better care of him.

Best Quotes from Mike & Molly S01E13 – Mike Goes to The Opera

Samuel: Oh! Are we slimming down for the swimsuit competition?
Mike: Do you realize I have a gun?
Samuel: I am from Africa. The dogs have guns

Carl: Don´t get me started on his bellybutton. He digs in it like it has money in the bottom.

Mike: I need to know where to run, I need to know where to hide, I need to know where to pee.

Mike: God, where´s John Booth when you need him?

Molly: Are you enjoying it?
Mike: It´s magical

Molly: You have the fever
Mike: Yeah, the Opera Fever Yoo-hoo!

Mike: I still get credit for the full three hours, right?

Peggy: It was like nursing a beaver

Peggy: What? She´s a grown woman. She knows you poop and vomit

Peggy: He was using coffe filters for toilet papers. I don´t know what he was using as coffee filters

Molly: You better sleep with one eye open, old woman

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