New-Girl-FancyMan-quotes-spoilersTonight´s another episode of the darling show of the new season: New Girl, in an episode where Jess reluctantly dates the wealthy father of one of her students. Meanwhile, Nick attempts to buy a new cell phone and Schmidt and Winston get ultra-competitive playing bar trivia.
In this episode special guest stars include Dermot Mulroney and Rachael Harris.
You can watch New Girl Fancyman Pt1 on Fox 9/8 C.

Best quotes and moments from New Girl S01E17 Fancyman Pt1

Jess: It is like buying a car or a bra

Salesman: You credit score is crazily low, I will check again
Nick: Don´t mind. It´s probably right
Salesman: Really?
Jess: 2,50? You get 1,50 just for being alive

Saleswoman: I have never seen a score so low, did you just wake up from a coma?

Shelby: You are the Michael Jordan of Bar Trivia

Jess: I never had to take a condom off, I guess I always had someone to do that for me

Winston: Just because you know more about Princess Kate doesn´t make you smarter than me

Winston: You don´t have a phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost

Nick: I´m here and I´m loving it. I am the guy with no phone

Schmidt: Do you think he´s a superhero?
Nick: No, it´s Jess, he´s probably a weird guy

Jess: I like guys who are afraid of success and who thinks that somebody stole his brilliant idea. I like the underdogs

Nick: I´m president Miller. You are all fired, bring our boys home
Jess: This is how evil geniuses are born

Nick: I think I understand hunting

Jess: Oh my God this is so amazing I wanna punch you

Nick: Is it possible to get sexually attracted to an object?
Russell: Yes it is

Nick: I just came in here and it smells like Shakespeare, if Shakespeare was a cowboy

Nick: Be a grown up, he likes you Jess. Go back in there, I think it´d be good for you

Nick: Don´t be intimidated because you are younger, poorer and weter than anybody in there

Schmidt: Winston, I hope you are better in bed, because your street work is embarrassing

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