retired-at-35-quotes-spoilers-gate-gateTV Land has a nice set of Sitcoms on Wednesday nights, after Hot in Cleveland with Betty White, a newcomer show Retired at 35, Retired at 35 is an American sitcom on TV Land starring George Segal, Jessica Walter, Johnathan McClain, Josh McDermitt and Ryan Michelle Bathe.
The series follows a successful New Yorker named David (Johnathan McClain), who decides to leave the rat race and his job in the big city and move in with his father (George Segal) and mother (Jessica Walter) who live in a retirement community in Florida to reconnect with them, re-evaluate his life and live the dream of retirement that so many are working toward.

Tonight, a new episode of Retired at 35 aired called Gate Gate in which Alan gets jealous when David develops a budding relationship with Elaine s new astronaut boyfriend.

Best Quotes from Retired at 35 S01E03 – Gate Gate

Elaine: Hey Alan, what are you reading?
Alan: How to kill a fly with a book. Slam! The End

Alan: 18 years of free rent and the gift of life, yeah we owe you

Alan: Just make something up, it´s good practice for when you are married

Dan: Buzz Aldrin told me that one

Dan: That´s how I landed in the 19 cent stamp
Elaine: People all over America lick his back

Dan: I feel like I´m dominating the conversation
Elaine: Please, dominate

Alan: You couldn´t come up with a good lie? Your marriage will not be good

Alan: Did you just said Dad?
David: No, Dan, I said Dan. Mom and Dan

David: You have no problem using your son as bait?
Elaine: No problem whatsoever

David: I really resent it
Elaine: Oh mommy is trying to get a new man, she doesn´t care

David: That´s one special lady, she touched my boob

Dan: Give me a space hug
David: Wow, What is that
Dan: It´s a regular hug, with an astronaut

David: So, Dan tell me, are there really aliens?
Dan: I can´t say. (Nods)

Elaine: Did something happen in that bathroom? Like that time in the Circus

Alan: You have the earth, the moon, do you have to have the son too

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