Best 15 Geek Quotes on TV Shows

We said some time ago that Nerd and Geek are the new cool.
From Felicia Day to Zach Levy, from Liz Lemmon to Sheldon Cooper, that´s the nowadays truth.

But it´s time to check out the Best 15 Geek Quotes on TV Shows

Best 15 Geek Quotes on TV Shows

We´ll start from de bottom up

15th Best Geek Quote

“The dance is tomorrow. She’s a cheerleader. You’ve seen “Star Wars” 27 times. You do the math.”

Neil to Sam, Freaks and Geeks

14th Best Geek Quote

Andrew: It’s like—well, it’s almost like this metaphor for womanhood, isn’t it? The sort of flowering that happens when a girl realizes that she’s part of a fertile heritage stretching back to Eve, and-
Xander: I’ll pay you to talk about Star Wars again.

Xander and Andrew, Buffy the Vampire´s Slayer

13th Best Geek Quote

Ah… Unagi!

Ross Geller, Friends

12th Best Geek Quote

Dr. Chase: House! Clancy has gone missing!
Dr. House: Oh God! I’ll look on Alpha Centauri, you look on Tatooine, and Cameron can set up an intergalactic checkpoint. Let’s pray he hasn’t gone into hyperdrive – we’ll never catch him.

House and Chase, House MD

11th Best Geek Quote

Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I’m interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that’s compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer (after staring blankly): Can I have some money now?

Homer and Comic Book Guy, The Simpsons

10th Best Geek Quote

After getting kissed by Penny while using a Hobbit costume…

“That´s right, you saw what you saw. That´s how we roll on the shire”

Leonard, The Big Bang Theory

9th Best Geek Quote

Hello IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? … OK, well, the button on the side. Is it glowing? … Yeah, you need to turn it on. Err, the button turns it on. Yeah, you do know how a button works, don’t you? No, not on clothes.
[Moss’s phone rings. He answers it.]
Moss: Hello IT. Yuhuh. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
Roy: No, there you go, I just heard it come on. No, that’s the music you hear when it comes on. No, that’s the music you hear when… I’m sorry, are you from the past?

Roy and Moss, The IT Crowd

8th Best Geek Quote

Chuck: Ah Roulette, my favorite game aside from Call of Duty.

Chuck Bartowski, Chuck

7th Best Geek Quote

Chandler: Batman is so much cooler than James Bond.
Monica: What? 007 has all those gadgets.
Chandler: Batman has a utility belt.
Monica: 007 has a fancy car.
Chandler: Batman has the Batmobile.
Monica: 007 gets all the ladies.
Chandler: Batman has Robin.

Chandler and Monica, Friends

6th Best Geek Quote

Dr. House: Why do they bother putting age restrictions on these things when all you have to do is click “yes, I am 18”? Even a 17 year old can figure it out.

Greg House, House MD

5th Best Geek Quote

Dr. Cox: [explaining he doesn’t care it’s JD’s last week of residency] I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week. Let’s see… low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everythingj every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions!
[turns away, then turns back]
Dr. Cox: Oh, and Hugh Jackman.
J.D.: Hugh Jackman is Wolverine! How dare he!

JD and Dr Cox, Scrubs

4th Best Geek Quote

Dr. Cuddy: You put both of them in isolation for a reason. Joe’s death elevates this situation to a bio-safety level three.
Dr. House: Ooohhh, Level Three. Should I call Jack Bauer?

Greg House and Lisa Cuddy, House MD

3rd Best Geek Quote

Liz: If I have learned anything from my Sims family: When a child doesn’t see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.

Liz Lemmon, 30 Rock

2nd Best Geek Quote

Jack: What are you doing?
Sawyer (while typing in the numbers): Shh I’m like this close to getting the high score on Donkey Kong.

Sawyer and Jack, Lost

1st Best Geek Quote

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome.

Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

Which is your favourite all time Geek Quote from TV Shows?

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