But it´s time to check out the Best 15 Geek Quotes on TV Shows
Best 15 Geek Quotes on TV Shows
We´ll start from de bottom up
15th Best Geek Quote
“The dance is tomorrow. She’s a cheerleader. You’ve seen “Star Wars” 27 times. You do the math.”
Neil to Sam, Freaks and Geeks
14th Best Geek Quote
Andrew: It’s like—well, it’s almost like this metaphor for womanhood, isn’t it? The sort of flowering that happens when a girl realizes that she’s part of a fertile heritage stretching back to Eve, and-
Xander: I’ll pay you to talk about Star Wars again.
Xander and Andrew, Buffy the Vampire´s Slayer
13th Best Geek Quote
Ross Geller, Friends
12th Best Geek Quote
Dr. Chase: House! Clancy has gone missing!
Dr. House: Oh God! I’ll look on Alpha Centauri, you look on Tatooine, and Cameron can set up an intergalactic checkpoint. Let’s pray he hasn’t gone into hyperdrive – we’ll never catch him.
House and Chase, House MD
11th Best Geek Quote
Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I’m interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that’s compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer (after staring blankly): Can I have some money now?
Homer and Comic Book Guy, The Simpsons
10th Best Geek Quote
After getting kissed by Penny while using a Hobbit costume…
“That´s right, you saw what you saw. That´s how we roll on the shire”
Leonard, The Big Bang Theory
9th Best Geek Quote
Hello IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? … OK, well, the button on the side. Is it glowing? … Yeah, you need to turn it on. Err, the button turns it on. Yeah, you do know how a button works, don’t you? No, not on clothes.
[Moss’s phone rings. He answers it.]
Moss: Hello IT. Yuhuh. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
Roy: No, there you go, I just heard it come on. No, that’s the music you hear when it comes on. No, that’s the music you hear when… I’m sorry, are you from the past?
Roy and Moss, The IT Crowd
8th Best Geek Quote
Chuck: Ah Roulette, my favorite game aside from Call of Duty.
Chuck Bartowski, Chuck
7th Best Geek Quote
Chandler: Batman is so much cooler than James Bond.
Monica: What? 007 has all those gadgets.
Chandler: Batman has a utility belt.
Monica: 007 has a fancy car.
Chandler: Batman has the Batmobile.
Monica: 007 gets all the ladies.
Chandler: Batman has Robin.
Chandler and Monica, Friends
6th Best Geek Quote
Dr. House: Why do they bother putting age restrictions on these things when all you have to do is click “yes, I am 18”? Even a 17 year old can figure it out.
Greg House, House MD
5th Best Geek Quote
Dr. Cox: [explaining he doesn’t care it’s JD’s last week of residency] I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week. Let’s see… low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everythingj every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions!
[turns away, then turns back]
Dr. Cox: Oh, and Hugh Jackman.
J.D.: Hugh Jackman is Wolverine! How dare he!
JD and Dr Cox, Scrubs
4th Best Geek Quote
Dr. Cuddy: You put both of them in isolation for a reason. Joe’s death elevates this situation to a bio-safety level three.
Dr. House: Ooohhh, Level Three. Should I call Jack Bauer?
Greg House and Lisa Cuddy, House MD
3rd Best Geek Quote
Liz: If I have learned anything from my Sims family: When a child doesn’t see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.
Liz Lemmon, 30 Rock
2nd Best Geek Quote
Jack: What are you doing?
Sawyer (while typing in the numbers): Shh I’m like this close to getting the high score on Donkey Kong.
Sawyer and Jack, Lost
1st Best Geek Quote
Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome.
Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
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