modern-family-spoilers-quotes-two-monkeys-pandaYay a new airing of Modern Family, this one called Two Monkeys and a Panda where while Claire runs herself ragged trying to play peacemaker with Haley and Alex, Phil sneaks off for a nice relaxing day at the spa. Meanwhile, Gloria is horrified by Jay’s morbid plans to purchase two primo side-by-side crypts in preparation of the inevitable future, and Cameron decides he wants to write a book that celebrates the fact that Lily is adopted — however, during the process he unearths artifacts that are quite disturbing.

Best Quotes from Modern Family S02E17 – Two Monkeys and a Panda

Phil Dunphy: Claire, I don´t think you are grasping the magnitude of this package valued over 250 dollars. If you don´t use it, all our money gors to charity.

Claire Dunphy: Phil, you are not helping

Haley: I will go on and put your favourite nerdy t-shirt, the one with the guy from Back to the future on it
Alex: That´s Albert Einstein and it is not nerdy!

Cameron: I´m taking away the negative charge on the word adopting. Yay!

Mitchell: What did Oprah do now?

Manny: This is my mother Jay

Gloria: Tada is when you do a flip, or when the magician cuts the pretty lady in half, not when you show somebody where you want to shove their dead body.

Cameron: I knew it, you two faced!

Manny: For the first month I didn´t even bother learning your name

Haley: I wish you weren´t even born
Alex: They were trying to make one with a brain

Jay: You drive me crazy on purpose

Gloria: We need to talk about these Tada

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