Cancelled and Renewed Shows 2012: CBS cancels CSI: Miami

csi-miami-cancelled-renewed-cbsMore information to fill the lists for cancelled shows of 2012 and renewed shows of 2012. And this one feels exactly as the official announcement said it. There´s a legacy from the show, and it will be remembered fondly (and hey, it will also be on tons of reruns and syndication deals in the US and internationally). But it was time to let it go. CBS cancels CSI: Miami after ten seasons of air, and the priciest Continue reading

Complete Recap and Spoilers of CSI: Miami 7×24 – Dissolved

Great mystery, good police show… of course we´re talking about CSI… this time CSI: Miami airing last night an all new episode called Dissolved. And here are all the spoilers for it.

Complete Recap and Spoilers of CSI: Miami 7×24 – Dissolved

Champagne. Beautiful people. Drinks. Welcome to the Miami. Suddenly, a not-so-beautiful man enters the room: Ron Sarris. Turns out Sarris has been staying rent free with the young punk throwing the party. Sarris begins asking questions about the punk’s latest score. “For someone telling me to keep my mouth shut, you sure are asking a lot of questions,” Jimmy sneers. Suddenly, the two are fighting. Sarris throws the punk into a nearby swimming pool — and something strange happens. Jimmy begins to boil!

Moments later, the team is on the scene. A certain red-haired CSI dons his sunglasses to take a look at the boiled body floating in the pool. Just then, Ryan arrives with news: the witness who called in the incident is none other than Sarris. Growls Caine: “Well, here we go.”

YEEE-OWWW!!! Cue opening credits. We don’t get fooled again and all that!

Caine interviews Sarris, who is just as slimly as we all remember him. The latter reminds the former that he is currently working as a confidential informant. He denies boiling Jimmy — at least intentionally. “I was the target,” Sarris claims. “I swim laps every day … You know who knows that? Julia!” Caine doesn’t want to hear it. Montage time! Travers, Calleigh and Eric examine the pool. The result: the water was filled with concentrated sodium hydroxide — or, “pretty nasty stuff,” according to Travers. Eric quickly deduces that the substance was introduced to the pool through the filtration system. Calleigh and her beau investigate the filtration shed and uncover a partial shoe print. “I guess the killer must have stepped in it,” Calleigh says. i guess.

Eric and Frank head out to interview the pool cleaner, a Ken-doll looking dude named Pete. He explains that someone broke into his truck the other day and stole his set of master keys. Hmm. Someone would need those keys in order to get into the filtration room and fill the tanks with chemical death. Caine, in the meantime, runs into Kyle in the CSI hallways. “Mom has been calling me nonstop,” the boy says. “She’s always getting mad talking about Ron.” Just then, Julia calls Kyle’s cell — but Caine answers. Mom immediately hangs up. So Caine heads to Kyle’s pad, where Julia has been hanging out. Lieutenant Red asks if Julia has been threatening Sarris. “Ron deserves to die!” Julia screams. So we’ll take that as a “yes.”

Back at the lab, Eric and Ryan examine Pete’s truck. The former discovers a tiny clump of hair. “There’s something strange about this hair,” Eric points out. “It’s from an animal.” In fact, the hair belongs to either a cow or a deer. “It must have got transferred from wherever he stole the keys,” Eric theorizes. Ryan helpfully points out that sodium hydroxide is used to tan cow hides. Cut to a nearby tannery, where Ryan and Caine interview the owner. He takes the pair to a long-sealed storage facility. Inside, something stinks like a decomposing human. Sure enough, Ryan opens a barrel to discover a half-decomposed torso. Someone is melting bodies in barrels of the same stuff that killed Jimmy. Just then, Caine notices a cigar cap on the ground. Wait — do we know anyone who smokes cigars? Let us spell it out for you: R-O-N-S-A-R-R-I-S.

Caine brings his arch nemesis in for questioning. Ron denies wasting a good cigar then spins a tale concerning Jimmy bragging about a big score the night before his death. Ron then fingers Jimmy’s partner: Sean Echols. Tara, meanwhile, continues to pop pills. Ryan enters, looking none too happy. “You’re showing up late to crime scenes,” Ryan points out. “You’re taking pills at work. What is that? Is it Oxy?” Tara begs Ryan to show mercy and keep his pretty mouth shut. Before Ryan can retort, Kyle enters and a montage begins. The trio clean the remains found in the barrels. Ryan soon finds a wedding ring with an engraved date. “I’m going to cross check this with the missing persons database,” he explains. “See if I can’t find a next of kin.”

Turns out the ring belongs to a man named. Bill Moore. Sondra Moore is soon brought in to answer a few police queries. “This is Bill’s ring,” she says through tears. “When I couldn’t reach him on the phone, I feared the worst. It’s like he vanished!” There’s more bad news: the second set of remains belongs to Sondra’s brother in law. Sonda asks about her sister, who was with the two men when they all disappeared. “There’s a chance shes still alive, right?” Sondra asks. Growls Caine: “There is a chance.” But don’t bet on it, sister.

Back at headquarters, Ryan has told Caine about Tara’s pill problem. The two break into her locker and discover a bottle of Oxy. In a FLASHBACK, we see Tara blaming Julia for the missing prescription. Caine doesn’t look happy to hear he has been fooled. Our guess: he won’t get fooled again (no! no!). Frank and Calleigh, in the meantime, have taken the CSI Hummer into the backwoods of Miami. They find Sean Echols living in a rundown shack and dressing a wild boar. Calleigh accuses Sean of being Jimmy’s partner and helping to kidnap Sondra Moore’s husband, sister and brother in law. Sean denies it all. We wonder. And so do Calleigh and Frank.

Back at the lab, Ryan is about to confront Tara about her pill-popping problem when BANG! BANG! BANG! Shots fired! Who’s holding the gun? Why, it’s none other than Julia! “Officer Wolfe, put your gun down,” Julia says. She then demands that her son come with her. “I’m going to get him back,” Julia says. Caine enters and explains that he knows she didn’t steal the prescription pills. Realizing she has no way out, Julia puts the gun to her head. “I’m sorry, Kyle,” she whispers. But before mom can pull the trigger, Caine grabs the gun. Ryan immediately cuffs Julia while father and son watch. “You’re under arrest,” Caine grows. Moments later, Julia seems … off. She mistakes the state attorney for her own lawyer. “I get confused,” she says. “Did I put our son’s life in danger?” Caine doesn’t need to answer. His steely gaze says it all.

Calleigh and Eric, in the meantime, share a quiet moment in which he explains that the brother in law, Walter Barnett, was frozen before being dissolved. But why? “The smell,” Calleigh says. In other words, Jimmy and pal froze the bodies so they could get to the tannery without being noticed. Calleigh then points out that big-game hunters freeze their kills in a similar matter. Frank enters with news: Sean Echols works as a trash collector — and guess which tannery is on his route? Looks like we have a loser, folks.

Cut helicopters! Cue Hummers! Cue tanned and well-dressed officers! All converge on Sean Echols’ shack. Calleigh races to an industrial size freezer and finds the frozen body of Rebecca Barnett. Seconds later, Echols sits in the hot seat. “Why would you attempt to dissolve two of the bodies but not Rebecca’s?” Calleigh asks. In response, Echols SLAMS the glass table with his cuffed hands. A bottle of water tips over and spills onto Echols’ boots . They begin streaming! “The water has activated the sodium hydroxide causing your shoes to burn,” Calleigh says. “It also proves you were at the pool last night.” Echols explains that he and Jimmy robbed and murdered the victims, but only had two barrels. Rebecca was put on ice until the other two were done cooking. Unfortunately, Jimmy wouldn’t shut up about the big score, so Echols had to silence his partner. Case closed.

But not the episode. Ryan brings Tara to Internal Affairs. The IA officer presents Tara with a bag of prescription pills found in her locker. “You hurt Horatio,” Ryan says. “You implicated Kyle. You implicated Julia.” The IA officer then places Tara under arrest for a variety of charges, including theft and tampering. “Ryan?” she asks. Says the Wolfe man: “I gave you every opportunity, Tara.” Cuffed, Tara is led away.

Caine, in the meantime, attempts to convince a judge to go easy on his ex wife. “I believe that my action led Julia to a state of mental disintegration,” he growls. The judge seems amenable to having Julia committed. And so she is. We end the episode with Julia sitting in a wheelchair inside an institution — and Caine visiting.

Author: NickChor for IMDB

Complete Recap and Spoilers of CSI Miami – 7×23 – Collateral Damage

Great mystery, good police show… of course we´re talking about CSI… this time CSI: Miami airing last night an all new episode called Collateral Damage. And here are all the spoilers for it.

Complete Recap and Spoilers of CSI Miami – 7×23 – Collateral Damage

Glittering waters. Sailboats. A fancy restaurant with beautiful diners. Welcome to Miami. A harried waitress rushes between tables, stopping at one where a seemingly perfect family munches and laughs. The waitress serves the family dessert when, suddenly, a grenade lands on the table! BOOM! Looks like a job for a certain man who ought to have stock in the protective eyewear industry.

Sure enough, Caine is quickly on the scene. He carries bloodied bodies from the ruined restaurant. Calleigh, in the meantime, questions the young son whose family is either dead or wounded. Steve Emerson explains that the clan was celebrating his dad’s birthday. Unfortunately, dad is dead, as is a woman named Raquel Dominguez. Eric notices a fuse from a homemade grenade. “Boom,” Eric says. Caine grimaces.

YEEE-OWWW!!! Cue opening credits. We dont get fooled again! No! No!

Caine and Frank interview Mr. Molina, the restaurant owner. The entrepreneur explains that Raquel worked for dad, a.k.a. Warren Emerson. “She was with him so long that they were practically blood relatives,” Molina says. He also suggests the team talk to Tonya Rush, the waitress. So Caine does. “If I talk to you, I’ll never get my children back,” she says. Huh? Tonya explains that her kids were taken by child services just a week prior and that she can’t afford to “get involved in a police investigation.” She then clams up.

Caine visits child services and discovers that the kids were taken due to neglect. They were found sitting alone in Rush’s house at around midnight. The mother claimed to have hired a babysitter named Maria Lopez, but no one by that moniker could be located. “What if I could prove the mother is telling the truth about the nanny?” Caine growls. The case worker says he might reconsider.

Back at the lab, Kyle, Tara and Ryan examine Warren Emerson’s body, including a severed foot. Kyle moves said foot — and a grenade falls out of the pant leg! The grenade the hits the floor, dislodging the pin. Ryans’ eyes widen … in … slow … motion … before … BOOM! The explosion rocks the lab, sending our heroes scrambling. Once the smoke clears, Ryan makes sure Ryan and Tara are OK. They are both fine — except that Tara is on her hands and knees, furiously scooping up pills that were scattered in the explosion. Uh oh.

Later, Ryan theorizes (with the help of a FLASHBACK) that two grenades were thrown in the initial attack, but only one detonated. “The force of the blast must have lodged the grenade into Warren’s pants,” he says. Ryan then asks about the pills. “Are you hooked?” Tara, immediately angry, explains that the pills are “for the pain.” A likely story. “I’m fine,” she insists. Lt. Sunglasses, in the meantime, has brought in Steve Emerson for questioning. “He set up the reservation and asked for a table by the window,” Caine tells Calleigh. Mom, a.k.a. Deborah, is there too. Both bristle at the suggestion that Steve had something to do with setting up the attack. Deborah then recalls a flash of yellow. A car, perhaps?

No time for that now, however. Caine heads to Tonya’s house to comfort the suddenly childless mother. She explains that “Maria Lopez” was a law student, but the school suddenly has no record of her existence. “I think she’s using an alias,” Caine growls. But why? “I don’t now yet,” he growls. Cut to Ryan and Eric, who are actually working on the case. They photograph yellow paint chips on a wall near the crime scene. “A getaway car,” Ryan suggests. He theorizes that the yellow car spotted by Deborah got “hemmed in” before bashing into the wall and the valet stand. In fact, there appears to be an impression of a license plate on the stand! Eric works his magic — using foil and a Taser — to uncover three numerals: 190.

Sometime later, Frank approaches a yellow sports car with a license-plate number ending in 190. He is about to call it in when — BANG! BANG! — shots are fired! Frank dives for cover, then chases the shooter through a suburban back yard. The young man attempts to scale a fence, but is quickly corralled by our favorite bald-headed cop. “Didn’t your mother ever teach you not to shoot cops?!” he demands. Apparently not. Soon after, Caine and Calleigh arrive on the scene. “No bomb-making materials,” Calleigh says after searching the house. The trunk of the car, however, contains rolls of metallic paper. Calleigh suggests taking them back to the lab, where Eric explains that the material looks awfully similar to strips found on credit cars. “Ken Jarvik is making counterfeit credit cards,” Calleigh observes. Thanks, Cal.

Later, Ken explains that he was just sitting in his car outside the restaurant when the dining room suddenly exploded. He might as well have told Frank and Eric that unicorns exist. “I didn’t kill anyone!” Ken yells. Frank slams the lad’s head down on the table before Eric intercedes. Ken, blubbering, admits to making fake credit cards. He says the operation is based out of a nearby abandoned factory. Isn’t that always the case? Caine and Eric hustle over to the factory to discover none other than Steve Emerson loading boxes of faux plastic. Lil’ Stevie quickly breaks down, explaining that restaurant-owner Molina sold real credit numbers to Steve and Ken for a cut of the profits. “So you pirated the wrong credit card and someone took issue,” Caine growls. “Steve, you were the target of the restaurant explosion.” Steve is crushed. He got dear ol’ dad killed.

But not so crushed that he can’t provide another valuable clue. Turns out that an anonymous someone sent Steve an email a few weeks ago. The missive contained a picture of Steve, Ken and Molina — clearly a warning. Caine kindly requests a copy of said picture. Back at headquarters, Tonya arrives with a pair of cancelled checks she used to pay her mysterious babysitter. Both checks with cashed at the same place: a convenience store. Caine heads to the store, applies a little pressure and gets a name: Yvette Cervantes. “Thank you for your help,” he growls at the frightened clerk.

Calleigh and Dave, meanwhile, examines Steve’s photo. Dave explains that he can figure out what kind of camera produced the picture by examining the individual pixels. Or something like that. “It’s like the DNA from the camera is being passed on to every single photo it takes,” he explains. Whatever dude. The result: “This was the camera that was used to take pictures of us,” Calleigh gasps. In other words, the photog is Cameron West, who loyal viewers might remember as having less-than-savory ties to the Russian mob.

West is soon in custody. Ryan explains that Steve and the gang unwittingly stole a credit card number from a Russian mobster. Eric notes that the triggering device in the first grenade was made from parts of a camera. “That’s pretty creative for a photography nut,” Eric quips. We would have to agree. West just smiles. He knows the CSIs don’t have enough evidence to hold him. Eric warns West that the Russians will not take kindly to the photo/ bomber missing his intended targets. “You’re making a mistake,” Eric says. Something tell us that we havent seen the last of Mr. West … or the Russians. So case closed, but not really.

Caine, in the meantime, has tracked down Yvette. The young woman starts to cry. She explains that she used to work at the bombed restaurant, but never reported her tips. But just two weeks ago, Molina called and threatened to report the former waitress to the IRS if she didn’t watch Tonyas kids. Yvette stayed until child services arrived before sneaking out. “Jason is a bad man,” Yvette says. “I’m afraid if I go back on this, he’ll find me.” Caine tells the woman not to worry. “Molina is in custody,” he growls.

Cut to Molina’s cell. In a FLASHBACK, we see Tonya refusing to help Molina in his credit card scam. “When she refused me like that, it put me in a compromising position,” Molina says. “If she loses her kids, she’s not about to jeopardize losing her job, too.” So Molina arranged for the kids to have a babysitter who would call child services and then leave, resulting in the kids being taken from their mother. In retrospect, the plans seems needlessly complicated (but we digress). Growls Caine: “I’ve got a news flash for you: the insurance money from the restaurant is going to her.” Molina is FURIOUS. Tonya, on the other hand, is overjoyed to be reunited with her kids. Caine pushes young Maggie on a swing in the park. He is a true hero — sunglasses or no sunglasses.

Author: NickChor for IMDB

Complete Recap and Spoilers of CSI:Miami 7×22 Dead on Arrival

Great mystery, good police show… of course we´re talking about CSI… this time CSI: Miami airing last night an all new episode called Dead on Arrival . And here are all the spoilers for it.

Complete Recap and Spoilers of CSI:Miami 7×22 Dead on Arrival

Sailboats. The beach. Beautiful women. Welcome to Miami. Cut to a clip from the TV show “The Marrying Kind,” in which 10 women compete for the heart of bachelor Neil Palmer. Two women Grace (a virgin) and Kaitlin (not a virgin) are the final two contestants. In the end, Neil chooses Grace. But there’s bad news. Her body rests in the back of a limo, bloody and battered.

The team arrives on the scene and meet cheesy host Myles Martini (seriously?). Myles explains that the crew was just shooting the season finale when the body was discovered. Why did this happen? “It happened because reality just become real,” Caine growls.

YEEE-OWWW! Cue opening credits! We don’t get fooled again! No! No!

Back from an interminable commercial break, Natalia and Eric search the limo. “You watch this show?” an incredulous Eric asks. “I guess I’m more of an ESPN watcher.” He then discovers that the cap to a crystal goblet is missing. Hmm. Back at headquarters, Calleigh interrogates the chauffer, Cody, who claims to have seen nothing. “You put Ms. Carlson in the back of your limousine and she was alive,” Calleigh quips. “And then you dropped her off and she was dead.” Cody admits to leaving the car unattended for 30 minutes or so. Turns out the production team called and said to delay delivering the girls because Neil wasn’t ready. “He disappeared or something,” Cody says. Calleigh seems intrigued.

Caine interviews Neil. “You disappeared and you have no alibi,” Caine growls. Neil explains that he got cold feet. “I just needed some space,” the reality star claims, talking about the pressures of filming for three-straight months. Caine isn’t convinced. Neil says he was initially skeptical about appearing on “The Marrying Kind,” but quickly learned that it has merit. “I fell in love with Grace for free,” he finishes.

Cut to the lab, where Tara examines bodies and surreptitiously pops a few pills. Kyle notices. Later, the boy confronts his boss, who explains that the pills are nothing but Aspirin. “I don’t need to explain myself to you,” Tara snaps. Ryan and Natalia, in the meantime, watch rough footage of the victim being filmed in the limo. She finishes her testimonial when the screen suddenly goes fuzzy. Same goes for the video feed in Kaitlin’s car, although this time the woman herself turns off the camera. “So both cameras go out before the murder,” Ryan says. “That can’t be a coincidence.” Ya think?

Caine and Natalia visit a nearby hotel where the losing contestants are kept until the finale airs. They meet Marisa Dixon, who isn’t at all upset to be on a free vacation. She points out Kaitlin Sawyer. “She won’t talk to anybody,” Marisa says. Except for a certain man in sunglasses, of course. Kaitlin claims not to have seen anything. “The reason that I hid from the camera is that I didn’t want anyone to see that I was crying,” she says. Kaitlin claims to have real feelings for Neil. Caine then notices a faded, but nonetheless nasty scar on the woman’s neck. She clearly has a “past.”

Calleigh and Eric check out the spot where the limos were briefly parked. They flirt (quite awkwardly) and then get down to CSI business. Calleigh discovers a wireless signal jamming device that has apparently been crushed under the limo’s wheels. Back the lab, Ryan discovers a print: Myles Martini. Seconds later, Myles is sitting in the hot seat. He quickly (and rather proudly) explains that he carries the signal jammer because there are some moments that don’t need to be recorded. For example, the many moments when Myles has sex with the contestants inside the limo. Calleigh is disgusted. “So I have a healthy sex drive,” Myles quips. “You going to throw me in jail for that?” Unfortunately, no.

Valera, in the meantime, has discovered that the victim had sex before she died. DNA points to none other than Neil Palmer. Valera doesn’t recognize Neil, however. She prefers old books to television. Says Ryan: “Old books are printed with lead-based ink, which makes them toxic. And they say television is hazardous to your health.” So there you have it, kids: Don’t read.

Before you can say “illiterate,” Neil is in the hot seat. “Evidence tells us you took a little romp in the hay with Ms. Carlson before she was murdered,” Frank says. Neil admits to having sex with the woman, but not hurting her. “Would you take a look at the people she DID fight with?” he says. Turns out another contestant went through Grace’s clothes and then shredded them. He reveals two names: Marisa Dixon and Erica Zabel.

So Calleigh and Eric confront Marisa and Erica. The latter contestant admits to shredding the clothes. “I was mad at her,” she cries. However, the woman denies ever physically assaulting Grace. Back at the lab, Natalia and Ryan watch footage from the show. They spot someone looking through the window at night. The man appears to be watching the women sleep. One facial-recognition test later, a name is revealed: convicted felon Russell Keener. “Creepy,” Natalia says. Indeed. The man looks like a creep.

Seconds later, Keener is in the hot seat. The man claims to have just wandered by one night. “Just took a little gander,” he says. Keener then goes on to taunt the CSIs for having any proof. Next in the hot seat: Marisa. Turns out she DID have a physical altercation with the victim — and it was all caught on tape.”Guess I did one hell of a job,” Marisa sneers. The woman claims the fight was staged. In a FLASHBACK, we see Myles directing the fight and telling the women to “stick to the script.” Marisa then says that most of the women on the show are actresses, but not Kaitlin. “Let’s just say she was always the bridesmaid,” Marisa quips.

Cut to Caine and Eric raiding Kaitlin’s hotel room. The woman is gone. Just then, Caine notices something on the carpet: a piece of bloody crystal. It’s the top to a goblet from the limo. “We found the murder weapon,” Eric says. Travers runs tests on the crystal and finds evidence of snake venom. A light goes on in Natalia’s brain — but no one elses. She calls Calleigh and urges her to bring Marisa back in for questioning.

“I made Neil an offer he couldn’t refuse,” Marisa explains to Natalia and Calleigh. In a FLASHBACK, we see Marisa telling Neil that she’ll only take $250,000 of the $1 million prize. “750k for you,” she says. “We’ll get divorced. No strings. What do you say?” Neil agreed. OK, fine. So the pair conspired to “fix” a reality show. But that doesn’t mean that Marisa killed Grace, right? Wrong. Natalia explains that she remembers an episode in which Marisa received a special treatment at a spa. That treatment involved snake-venom cream. Once again, kids, it pays to watch endless hours of television.

So why kill the poor woman? Marisa explains that Neil “went and fell in love” with Grace. The bachelor betrayed Marisa and their clandestine deal by kicking Marisa off the show. “I saw Neil look at Grace and I just knew,” she says. “He took something from me, so I wanted to take something from him.” Marisa stole the signal jammer, turned off the cameras and then killed Grace with the crystal. Case closed.

But not the episode. Why did Kaitlin run? Frank might have the answer. Turns out Kaitlin was attacked with a knife and nearly killed 15 years ago. The attacker? None other than Russell Keener. The man recently got out of prison and went looking for the now grown-up woman who put him away for 15 years. Ryan approaches Myles, asking for help. The host explains that each losing contestant is given a cell phone as a consolation prize. The gift has a hidden purpose, however. Each phone is equipped with a tracking device, so that the girls can’t “fly home” before the show is finished taping. Using the maybe-legal tracking device, Ryan locates Kaitlin.

Caine and Ryan follow the signal and find Keener standing by the side of a marina. “The little girl, she’s taking a nap,” the creepy stalker sneers. “This time she’s not waking up.” Keener explains that he was released from prison and saw Kaitlin on the TV. He recognized the very scar that he gave her (lesson: it’s OK to watch a lot of TV shows, just don’t appear on them). Caine searches for the scarred woman and finds her stuffed in a cooler filled with ice. Our favorite red-haired CSI comforts the shaking woman.

Reality, it would appear, just became real.

Author: NickChor for IMDB

Complete Recap and Spoilers of CSI: Miami 7×21 – Chip/Tuck

Great mystery, good police show… of course we´re talking about CSI… this time CSI: Miami airing last night an all new episode called Chip Tuck. And here are all the spoilers for it.

Complete Recap and Spoilers of CSI: Miami 7×21 – Chip/Tuck

Club music. A club. Scantily clad patrons. One of those patrons, a man, wakes up in the morning with a beautiful woman. Their domestic bliss is soon shattered by the sound of a wood chipper. “Not again!” the man screams. “Always something with this guy. I’ve had it!” He grabs a video camera and begins recording for “legal purposes,” explaining to the camera that the neighbor has been pulling these early morning stunts for more than a year. The man approaches the wood chipper — and is suddenly showered in a spray of blood!

Cut to Frank, who examines the nasty interior of the wood chipper. “Whoever our victim is is sprayed all over the inside of the truck,” he explains. Thanks, Captain Obvious. The witness, Tyler Marr, says that he was only coming to tell the worker to turn off the wood chipper when he got the unexpected shower. “So who is our victim?” Caine growls. It’s an excellent question.

YEEE-OWWW! Cue opening credits! Don’t get fooled again and all that!

One dangerously long commercial break later, Calleigh photographs the grisly crime scene. “There’s signs of struggle near the wood chipper,” Calleigh says. “This is murder.” The gardener, meanwhile, explains that he was using the bathroom down the road because his employer, Mr. Steven Corbett, is “too cheap” to rent a port-o-john. The brash and arrogant Corbett isn’t much more help, telling Frank to see his lawyer.

Montage time! Tara and Kyle examine what remains of the remains (which isn’t much) as well as the murder weapon — a.k.a. ye olde wood chipper. Amateur CSI Kyle discovers a strange bone. “This marrow is really pale,” Tara says. “Our victim had leukemia.” Later, Natalia examines the same bone and finds a bug. “Looks like some kind of mite,” Eric observes. Natalia then theorizes that the victim recently had a bone-marrow transplant — and that the donor was probably a family member.

That donor is soon identified as Lauren Reeger, a college-aged girl. She explains that her father, Ethan Reeger, was the recipient. The victim has been identified. “We’re sorry for you loss,” Caine growls. Lauren explains that dear ol’ dad has been acting “strange” for awhile. Turns out Ethan, a prominent plastic surgeon, went a little nuts after his wife died in a car accident. “He was crazy about her,” Lauren cries.

Calleigh and Ryan pay a visit to Dr. Sean Loftin, who shared a practice with Reeger. Loftin confirms that his former partner got “weird” after his wife died. Apparently, Reeger became “obsessed” with his clients — even performing house calls. And wouldn’t you know it? The dead docs files indicate that he spent the morning of his death at the home of Elizabeth Corbett, jerko’s wife. Cut to Eric, who pays a visit to the Corbett home. He demands to interview Elizabeth — and is shocked to discover a hideously deformed shape lurking in the shadows. Elizabeth, who dons a wig, has had multiple plastic surgeries. She claims not to have killed her doctor for the simple reason that she is too ashamed to leave the house. “He turned me into a monster!” she cries. Eric has a term for that: motive.

Back at the lab, Caine searches the dead doctor’s files and discovers a face from the past: Ron Saris. Sarris, who we last saw being burned alive in a boat explosion, was one of Dr. Reeger’s patients! Seconds later, Sarris is in the hot seat. The man, whose face is still partially burned, taunts Caine, so Caine taunts back. “I guess you’re modeling career is over,” he growls. Unfortunately, Caine has no evidence to hold Sarris.

Eric, in the meantime, has discovered that the tires on the victim’s car had been slashed while parked down the street from the Corbett home. Montage time! Eric photographs the car and examines the tires using fancy computer equipment. The result: the tire was cut with a plasma blade, an instrument used by plastic surgeons. Ryan revisits Dr. Loftin, asking to see the man’s plasma blade. But the blade has gone missing! Even worse: Sarris was in the office just yesterday, arguing with the victim. Sarris apparently took the blade and used it cut the doctor’s tire. But did he kill the car’s owner too? Only time — another 30 minutes or so, we estimate — will tell.

Back at the lab, Calleigh examines Tyler Marr’s video. She quickly notices a watch on the victim’s arm (before he got turned to red goo). Pushing in on the image reveals an engraving: “Dillinger High MVP 2008.” Says Calleigh: “Let’s take a look at the Dillinger yearbook.” Second later, a lad named Lucas Galinetti is in the hot seat. His mother, a stunning blonde named Bonnie, demands to know why her son is being questioned. “We believe that your son Lucas may have been involved in a murder,” Calleigh says.

Bonnie explains that Reeger was her doctor. Lucas, meanwhile, says he followed Reeger that morning because he wanted to tell off the doctor. Why? “Because he ruined my mom!” the boy screams. He then shows a picture of plain pre-surgery Bonnie, who looks nothing like drop-dead gorgeous post-surgery Bonnie. Reeger was apparently quite skilled, after all. Alas, Calleigh has no evidence to hold plastic mom or angry son.

Travers then arrives with news: He might have discovered the source of the marrow mite, but he needs a sample of the victim’s hair. Montage time! Calleigh examines the wood-chipped remains, eventually pulling out a clump of hair. The hair mite most likely came from a cheap wig. “He must have grabbed a handful of his killer’s hair before he went in the chipper,” Eric says. Hmm. Who do we know who wears a wig?

Calleigh and Eric visit Elizabeth Corbett, who explains that her natural hair was damaged due to the multiple operations. She also claims her wigs are synthetic; meaning, they are not capable of housing living mites. Eric runs a quick test to confirm her claim. Mrs. Corbett then explains that she long suspected Dr. Reeger was intentionally trying to make her look like someone else. But who? A dead wife, perhaps?

Back at the lab, Calleigh and Ryan compare pictures of the dead doctor’s dead wife and Bonnie Galinetti. The two women look exactly alike. “He finally got it right with Bonnie,” Calleigh says. Seconds later, hot Bonnie is in the hot seat. Ryan does a quick hair sample. Bingo! Mites in her hair extensions! “The more work Ethan did on me, the happier I became,” the woman cries. “In life … and with him.” So Bonnie was having an affair with her doctor. Unfortunately, Bonnie found evidence that the doctor was simply rebuilding her to “recreate” his dead wife. Creeped out, she went a little nuts and shoved the good doctor when he was standing a little too close to the running wood chipper. Case closed.

But not the episode. There is still the small, half-burned matter of Ron Sarris. Rick Stetler explains that Sarris will be used as a “confidential informant,” which doesn’t please our favorite red-haired sunglasses enthusiast. “Thanks for the heads up, Rick,” Caine growls.

Julia, meanwhile, has been attacked with a plasma blade — and Sarris seems to know all about it. “Too bad you didnt get any prints on it,” Sarris says with an evil grin. He holds up his fingers. The prints have been entirely burned away. Caine scowls. Sarris laughs. To be continued …

Author: NickChor for IMDB

Complete Recap and Spoilers of CSI: Miami 7×17 – Divorce Party

David Caruso is one of the heads of one of the most important TV franchises now: CSI.

He´s leading CSI: Miami, and yesterday there was a new episode of CSI: Miami called Divorce Party.

The post is filled with spoilers.

Complete Recap and Spoilers of CSI: Miami 7×17 – Divorce Party

Dawn in Miami. People are already drinking champagne as a man exclaims: “Welcome to Amy’s divorce party!” Sure enough, Amy Lansing is super excited to celebrate her new life without apparently awful ex-hubby Roger. Her friends applaud — just as a body hanging from a noose drops down from the makeshift altar. “Roger!?” Amy screams. Guess this makes the divorce official. Seconds later, the team is on the scene. Calleigh notes that the noose was obviously tied by someone who has right handed (obviously). But wait! Roger was left handed. “He didn’t tie the noose,” she says. So who did?

YEEE-OWWW! Cue opening credits! Don’t get fooled again and what not!

Back from break, Caine questions Amy Lansing, whose best friend Glenn Wagner threw the party. She is angry that her ex-husband has ruined her big day. “Mrs. Lansing, your husband was murdered,” Caine growls. She protests, saying murder doesn’t make any sense. “Not now,” Caine growls. “But it will.” Oh, snap! Calleigh, in the meantime, theorizes that whoever pulled the release mechanism — via a fishing line — was probably within 20 feet of the scene. Ryan notes that he has confiscated all cameras from the party guests and might be able to recreate the murder scene.

Cut to a sports car speeding down the highway. Inside are none other than Julia and Kyle. “Drive faster,” mom says. Turns out she is late for a job interview and making sonny boy drive. The pair is soon pulled over for speeding. The cop finds Kyle behind the wheel and mom passed out in the driver’s seat. Seconds later, Caine berates his ex wife. “What happened this morning endangered more than one life,” he growls. “I want you to be more careful with him.” Caine then decides to give his son a life lesson by making him a CSI intern under Tara. “See you at lunch,” he growls.

The team quickly uncovers DNA on the fishing line belonging to BFF Glenn Wagner. “I rigged the door, but it was to hang Roger in effigy, not reality,” the man explains. “I had no idea it would be the real dummy.” Wagner says the real killer must have taken the effigy. Frank and Caine aren’t convinced — but let the man go due to a lack of an episode-ending confession/ flashback. Kyle, in the meantime, is busy puking as he watches Tara take apart Roger Lansing. But the process does yield results other than bile: Lansing was chloroformed. Definitely not a suicide. But then we knew that already. What have you got Ryan? A tech has created a 3-D version of the murder scene using photos taken by the guests. Ryan notices a suspicious-looking youngster: Heath Lansing. The kid was at his own mom’s divorce party? Odd.

So odd that young Heath is soon brought in for questioning. Naturally, he denies all knowledge of his father’s death. “I wanted to see it for myself — the ridiculous show my mom has putting on,” Heath says. So, he wondered by between pool-cleaning gigs. Heath then explains that his dad worked for the government, but that the details of the job were a “secret.” Frank is suspicious and heads to the IRS to get a work address. The listed location has been rented out by a man named Trent Faber. Also: The makeshift office indicates that daddy didn’t work for the government, but was a day trader of some sort.

Caine and Eric head to the home of Trent Faber, whose wife explains that her husband didn’t have a business partner named Roger Lansing. Mrs. Faber calls her husband — and a cell phone belonging to Roger Lansing begins ringing in the morgue. Kyle answers. “Whose phone is this?” Caine asks. Looks like Roger Lansing and Trent Faber are the same person. The man had two families. Roger/ Trent was living a double life!

Caine might have bigger problems, however. A bottle of medication found on a recent car-crash victim never made it to the lab. He questions Tara, who explains that she logged the bottle herself. Could Kyle have sticky fingers? Maybe not. Tara explains that Kyle’s mother, Julia, came to visit him. And we all know how much Julia loves medication. “I don’t know how long she was there,” Tara says.

Caine confronts Julia, who denies any and all knowledge of the missing meds. “I don’t appreciate the accusation!” she screams. Back at the lab, Frank investigates the records of Amy Lansing and Katherine Faber. He discovers a photograph of Amy running a red light outside of the Faber homestead. Amy, under questioning from Calleigh, confesses to knowing about Roger’s second life all along. She confronted her husband, which led to the divorce. Still, Amy denies being involved in the killing.

Eric goes to the Faber homestead to test for Acetone, a substance used in making homemade chloroform. Mom is clean, but teenage daughter Brianna is practically covered in the stuff. Back at the lab, Caine points out that the other ingredient in homemade chloroform is liquid chlorine — and young Heath Lansing cleaned pools for a living. Did the half-siblings gang up to take out dear old dad? We wouldn’t put it past the writers, frankly. Nor would Caine, apparently. “Bring him in,” he growls.

So Eric does. And Calleigh brings in Brianna. It’s clear that the two teens know each other. Heath explains that the two met at a party but didn’t know they were related at first. Too bad, because the pair hooked up and Brianna got pregnant. Then the two found out about Roger/ Trent and confronted him. Obviously, dad wasn’t happy to discover that his two little ones were busy making new little ones. “We did what we had to do to protect our baby,” Brianna says. So they chloroformed and hanged dad. Plot A closed.

Now to finish off plot B. Kyle meets Caine, who has rented sonny boy his own Miami apartment. Apparently, Caine no longer trusts his ex-wife to take care of the young man. He tosses Kyle the keys and smiles, which comes off like more of a grimace. To be fair, it’s sunny out and the man isn’t wearing his sunglasses. All’s well that ends well, right? Hardly. Moments before the closing credits roll, we see Tara popping pills. She is the thief — not Julia. Oh boy.

Author: Nickchor for IMDB