30-rock-quotes-spoilers-recap-Operation-Righteous-Cowboy-LightningTina Fey owns Hollywood right now… she´s in the top of the world… and that has a lot to do with 30 Rock. One of the funniest sitcoms nowadays. In this episode of 30 Rock Tracy has a reality TV crew following him around which Liz tries to use to her advantage, while Jack attempts to make a profit by pre-recording natural disaster telethons. Lutz lies to the writers to make him more valuable in the event of an apocalypse.

Best Quotes from 30 Rock S05E12 – Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning

Liz: Tracy we´ve been playing this game for five years now. When is it gonna stop?
Tracy: I don´t know

Tracy: Every crazy A List owns an island: Nicholas Cage, Celine Dion, Charles Widmore

Liz: Oh God Lutz why?
Lutz: What? I don´t want tush lines

Liz: You are going to pre tape a benefit for a disaster that hasn´t happened yet. That´s bad karma

Kenneth: Right before the arc leaves I´m supposed to castrate reverend Gary

Liz: Love you!
Tracy: Love you more

Robert DeNiro: When the birds first started attacking us we all thought it was pretty funny and started doing Hitchcock jokes, but now we don´t anymore because laughter excites birds sexually

Tracy: Liz Lemmon is a hoe oh oh

Liz: Crazy is the only language that Tracy is fluent in
Jack: Yes, but you´ll never outcrazy Tracy

Liz: Actors are not people

Lutz: I don´t really have a car

Tracy: Yes 2Pac is alive and I bet you´d want to use that in your show

Liz: In my alterntate reality Dennis dies and I win the lottery

Jack: Jonathan come in. Fantastic news: There´s been a natural disaster

Liz: I know it´s fake but damned I miss it
Tracy: I knew I´d get that boob squeezed

Jack: It was our highest rating since that episode of SVU where the detectives watched American Idol

Watch 30 Rock Videos for this episode

Jack goes before Congress on the behalf of the NBC and Kabletown merger:

Liz discovers the benefits of having late night Kabletown programming.

Frank vs. Lutz: Lutz’s Signature Look

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