quotes-modern-family-party-crasherA new episode of Modern Family aired called Party Crasher, in which, With the baby coming soon, Jay and Gloria go to great lengths to throw Manny an extra special surprise party for his 14th birthday — and there are plenty of surprises to go around! Meanwhile, Phil and Claire deal with a new much older guy that Haley has started hanging out with, and Cam becomes jealous of the special bond Lily seems to have with Mitch.

Best Quotes from Modern Family S04E12 – Party Crasher

Jay: I wasn´t sorry. It was a setup

Gloria: We are throwing him a big surprise birthday party
Jay: And he totally fell for it, the little jerk… I mean that´s the whole point of the surprise party: you take someone who you really love and you play him like a fool

Jay: I can´t wait to see the little dope´s face

Claire: Alex, give it back to your bro… sorry, I tried to care

Kenny: Comfortable, huh?
Phil: Like a diaper

Claire: They are on a date
Phil: What? He is practically my age
Claire: Yeah, right, right… and what middle-aged guy would be interested in a young, attractive, newly legal woman. Oh that´s right, all of them
Phil: That´s not true, I wouldn´t
Claire: Really? Hermione Granger
Phil: I´m just a Harry Potter fan. Has she just blossomed into a lovely young lady yes, but… LUKE, I´M NEVER GOING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING!

Jay: The bookstore is empty, that is why China is kicking our ass

Cam: Please don´t turn marrying me to my daughter into something ugly. Lily is having the time of her life

Jay: Are you okay?
Gloria: Let´s drive through something else

Phil: I´m gonna fight him
Claire: Phil
Phil: No, Claire, I´m gonna fight him real nice

Claire: The more we ignore him, the sooner Willie Nelson is On The Road Again

Phil: I´m conflicted. What you say makes sense up here (touches head) but it´s not what I want to do down here (touches heart), and I just feel so comfortable down here (rubs jeans)

Cam: Thank you for assuming I´m terrible at my job

Claire: Trust me on this
Phil: I want to, but you are so wrong on so many things

Luke: No way, she peed
Alex: Her water broke
Manny: So far my fourteen is not my favourite age

Luke: And the birthday video became a nature film

Kenny: I don´t believe we´ve met. Hi, I´m Kenny
Alex: I´m disgusted

Phil: Why do I listen to you? You were wrong about the Ipad being a failure, you were wrong about the tomato being a vegetable; let´s not talk about your favourite planet: Pluto!

Phil: That´s my little girl. I need her to know that no guy in Earth is ggod enough for her, let alone some slimey middle-aged jeans salesman

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