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In the Thursday, October 24, episode “The Romance Resonance,” the plans Howard Wolowitz (Simon Helberg) has to celebrate the anniversary of his first date with his microbiologist wife, Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz (Melissa Rauch), are thwarted when a lab incident leaves her temporarily quarantined. In a romantic gesture, Howard performs the original song “If I Didn’t Have You (Bernadette’s Song)” outside her hospital room, with his friends Leonard (Johnny Galecki), Sheldon (Jim Parsons), Penny (Kaley Cuoco), Raj (Kunal Nayyar) and Amy (Mayim Bialik) singing backup.
And I have the lyrics, written by comedian and recurring guesta actress Kate Micucci and her music partner Riki Lindhome, who perform as the comedy folk duo Garfunkel and Oates. You may have watched the episode and wanted to check out what the song for Bernardette says… well, here are the lyrics for it.
If I Didn´t Have You (Bernardette´s song lyrics on TBBT)
If I didn´t have you
Life would be blue
I´d be Dr Who without the Tardis
A candle without a wick
A Watson without a Crick
I´d be one of my outfits without a Dick-ie
I´d be cheese without the mac
Jobs without the Wozniak
I´d be solving exponential equations that use bases not
found on your calculator making it much harder to crack
I´d be an atom without a bomb
A dot without the com
And I´d probably still live with my mom
(And he´d probably still live with his mom)
Ever since I met you
You turned my world around
You suppoerted all my dreams and all my hopes
You´re like Uranium 235 and I´m Uranium 238
Almost inseparable isotopes
I couldn´t have imagined
How good my life would get
From the moment that I met you, Bernardette
If I didn´t have you
Life would be dreary
I´d be string theory without any string
Ipd be binary code without a one
A cathode-ray tube without an electron gun
I´d be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon
I´d speak a lot more Klingon Heghlu´meH QaQ jajvam
(And he´d definitely still live with his mom)
Ever since I met you
You turned my world around
You´re my best friend and my lover
We´re like changing electric and magnetic fields
You can´t have one without the other
I couldn´t have imagined
How good my life would get
From the moment that I met you, Bernardette
Oh, we couldn´t have imagined
How good our lives would get
From the moment that we met you, Bernardette
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