the-big-bang-theory-spoilers-quotes-zarnecki-incursionOk, we were having some serious Big Bang Theory withdrawal symptoms… luckily, the show came back with a new original episode called The Zarnecki Incursion, in which The gang goes all out to help Sheldon find the person responsible for hacking his online gaming account.

Best Quotes from The Big Bang Theory – S04E19 – The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon: They got my enchanted weapons, my vicious gladiator armor, my wand of untainted power, and all my gold!
Leonard: (ticked off) You called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?
Sheldon: What choice did I have? The mighty Sheldor, Level 85 Blood Elf, Hero of the Eastern Kingdom, has been picked clean like a carcass in the desert sun! Plus, the FBI hung up on me!

Leonard: Oh, Not Glenn!
Sheldon: Yes, Glenn, the only bird I ever loved

Officer: Mister Cooper
Sheldon: Doctor Cooper
Officer: Seriously?
Leonard: Yes… not the kind with access to drugs

Officer: I´m sorry for your loss but the police department of Pasadena has no jurisdiction in Pandora
Sheldon: That´s from Avatar. World of Warcraft takes place in Azeroth. Good Lord gracious how are you allowed to carry a gun?
Sheldon: Could you at least refer me to a rogue police?

Raj: Bad news, the NIgerian Prince may be a fraud

Penny: I was helping Sheldon. He was robbed of a bunch of imaginary crap that’s useful in a make-believe place.
Priya: I don’t know what that means.
Penny: Sadly, I do.

Penny: Last week Priya took Leonard rollerblading on the beach. Can you believe that?
Bernardette: I feel like I have to say “That Bitch!” but I don´t have enough information

Penny: Do you want some coffee liquor on your ice cream
Amy: Oh, The alcohol and drug peer pressure mother warned me about. I was starting to think that would never happen… yes please

Amy: Primates, such as ourselves, have a natural instinct to ostracize ill-mannered members of the troupe. Bernadette’s urge to shun, scowl, or fling her waste at Priya is hardwired into our DNA.
Bernardette: I don’t have an urge to fling my waste!
Amy: It’s there, we all have it. Hit me with some more booze and I’ll show you.

Sheldon: People think I don´t get sarcasm

Sheldon: I never said these words before, but good job Howard

Sheldon: Ask yourself this: in the course of our lives, how much money has been taken from us? How many kites? How many Scooby-Doo Trapper Keepers? The bullies took them from us. Tonight, we take back our dignity, our birthright, and our pride! Who’s with me?!?

Leonard: I don´t know if I can ditch Priya two nights in a row
Raj: Oh come on! Bros before… my sister

Todd: Who is it?
Sheldon: Your doom
Raj: Don´t say “your Doom” Who answers the door to the doom?
Sheldon: Good point. Basket Puppies

Raj: Legoland seems like a hollow dream now

Howard: This one’s funny, Leonard. Why couldn’t you make it work?

Penny: I´m gonna show you how we finish a quest in Nebraska

Penny: Amy’s right. I do want to fling my poop at her.

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