willie-geist-martha-stewart-showYes… if you are not talking about Charlie Sheen what would you do then? Apparently not being on TV, because everybody talks about him on TV these days.

Willie Geist, host of MSNBC’s “Way Too Early” and co-host of “Morning Joe”, stopped by today’s edition of The Martha Stewart Show (Hallmark Channel, 10 AM ET/9 AM C – same day encore airing, 2 PM ET/next day airing, 1 PM ET) to chat Charlie Sheen, crafting and pet fashion shows with Martha. Quite a bit of laughter broke out amongst Martha, the audience and set members when Willie chatted about some confusion backstage involving him and a dog! He told Martha he thought people were “whistling at me and bringing out little costumes on hangers. It took me a little while. I’m a little slow.” Martha assured him it was a dog, from a pet fashion-show segment, they were referring to and told Willie, “We don’t have a jacket that will fit you, Willie!”

Best Quotes from Willie Geist on Martha Stewart Show

Willie Geist on Charlie Sheen:

MS: I really like your show. And on the morning show you give the news that you can’t use also. What was the most recent thing? What did you talk about today?

WG: Well, I hate to say it but we did talk about Charlie Sheen… for 3 minutes at the end of the hour we do “News you can’t use.” We identify it as news that has no redeeming value whatsoever and I think Charlie Sheen probably falls in that category. You’ll be interested to know, Martha, he’s now asking for an intern. He’s gone out and he’s soliciting any of you college women…

MS: A pretty girl?

WG: He wants to bring a young college student in and really teach her the ropes of the world [laughter]… to work at the right hand of Charlie Sheen. What college experience that is!

MS: Well, he shouldn’t be a cheap-skate. He should spend all his money re-creating himself.

WG: Well he’s going to have to do something. He’s out of a job.

Willie Geist on the Dog Fashion Show:

WG: Can I tell you one thing?

MS: What?

WG: So, with the dog fashion show, there’s a dog backstage, one of the models, his name is Willie. So I’m sitting back there and people are going “Willie! Willie! [clapping and gesturing]” And I’m running out of my green room like, “YEAH! What?!” And they’re whistling at me and their bringing out little costumes on hangers.  It took me a little while. I’m a little slow. It was a dog [they were talking to].

MS: Yeah, we do not have a jacket that will fit you Willie!

Wille Geist on Crafting:

WG: Not for nothing Martha, but I’ve been done for some time here. I’m just waiting for you!

MS: I know! Did you cut off the long end?

WG: No I didn’t!

MS: You have to cut off the long end. See, I finished before you! Ha ha ha [taunting]!

WG: She always wins in the end.

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