If you are a fan of How I Met Your Mother, I have no doubt you are because of Barney Stinson.
Neil Patrick Harris´character is probably the funniest character on sitcoms right now.
I started watching How I Met Your Mother a few weeks ago and it´s a vice right now.
I can´t wait for the new episode of How I Met Your Mother and the new adventures of Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Marshall Erikson and Lily Aldrin.
But here, while you wait for the Next How I Met Your Mother Episode “The Front Porch”, check out the First Part of the Complete and Original Bro Code by Barney Stinson
First Part of The Bro Code by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother
The Bro Code is a living document which such is not yet publicly available in an unabridged volume. The original document is housed in a non-disclosed location, two stories beneath sea level in a vacuum-sealed bulletproof chamber. Re-printed here is a sampling of some of her articles. Learn. Live. Enjoy.
Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.
Never drink the last beer, unless you’ve been granted specific permission that it’s OK
If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Was an ex-girlfriend
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her
C. Is your buddy’s sister (However, if it’s your buddy’s cousin, well she’s up for grabs, and you’re welcome to rub it in his face for years to come)
Never diss a guy whose team just lost a crushing game. Just leave it alone, it’s kinder to pick on them for a dead relative
You must never own a cat
Coming Soon, the next part of The Bro Code by Barney Stinson