mom-quotes-3-claire-dunphy-modern-familyIn this week´s episode of Modern Family, called Mistery Date, When Claire takes Manny and Luke along to Alex’s academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts to throw together a boys’ night at the house, inviting a fellow Bulldog alum (guest star Matthew Broderick) he just met — but their wires are definitely crossed. Meanwhile, the pressure is on for Alex at the decathlon, Manny and Luke bar mitzvah hop at the hotel trying to find a cute girl, and Cam and Mitch arrange for quite the surprise baby gift for Jay and Gloria.

And so, I am now highlighting the best quotes and moments from Modern Family´s Arrested episode same way I compiled all Phil Dunphy´s Philsosophy advices to Haley and done the best quotes in Meme form.


Phil: Yehello, House of the future
Claire: You have two days alone, please tell me you are not gonna spend them trying to wire the house to your Ipad.
Phil: No, because I´ve already done it.

Claire: Please honey, tell me you´ll go outside and play

Cameron: I can´t remember the last time a man made that sound for me

Phil: I am long overdue for a boys night

Phil: As long as I clean up afterwards, she´s fine

Claire: I am one of those moms… I like it too much when you win

Manny: I still have 50 seconds

Mitchell: You actually like it?
Jay: Makes it easier to give up the room

Phil: What´s happening?
Dave: Nothing… my car keys

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