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Phil Dunphy is by far one of the funniest characters on TV these days, played by the great Ty Burrell on a funny as hell ensemble comedy called Modern Family.
In tonight´s episode, there was another Phil Dunphy at his best moment, when he, as a present to his daughter Haley, gives her a book of advices called Phil Dunphy Philsosophy or as we call it Phil Dunphy Philosophy.
On the S04E02 episode called Schooled in which Haley is leaving for college and that´s when Phil gives her a book on Phil Dunphy Philsosophy full of advices.
Complete list of advices on Phil Dunphy´s book Philsosophy
- Always look people in the eye, even if they are blind. Just say “I´m looking you in the eye”.
Tweet this quote - If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea.
- You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because it´s easy to do. Tweet this quote
- The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations.
- Dance until your feet hurt, sing until your lungs hurt, act until you´re William Hurt.
- Take a lesson from parakeets: if you are feeling lonely just eat in front of a mirror.
- Never be afraid to reach for the stars, because even if you fall, you´ll always be using a parent-chute.
- Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.
- Older black ladies make the best ice tea.
- Success is one percent inspiration, ninety eight perspiration and two percent attention to detail.
- You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.
- Watch a sunrise at least once a day.Tweet this quote
- If you love something, set it free, unless it´s a tiger.
- If you are ever into a jam, a crayon scrunched upon under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.
- When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all “Whaaaat?”Tweet this quote
What do you think about Phil Dunphy´s Philsosophy book on Modern Family? Liked the quotes? Let me know in the comments section. Also, remember to follow me on Twitter for more Modern Family Quotes.
I love this show and once in a while, they come up with a real humdinger like this one. Phil reminds me of myself so that is a big reason why I like the show so much but I also think Cam is so funny. Some of these quips are quite subtle with the humor, but I like them. My DISH coworker and I have been watching the show since the beginning though, and we love quoting to each other lines from the recent episode. Now I save all of the shows on my Hopper DVR, since I have a thousand hours of recording time, in HD. That way I don’t have to keep buying the DVD’s at the end of the season, and I can watch it as many times as I want.
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Would make a great gift…anybody putting it out?
Love MF, Sam and I watch all the time!
He refers to his Dad as “Cam” especially loves to when he wears his shirts like “Cam’s”….schwing..
The quotes are hilarious but you totally butchered the actual lines from Phil.