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Jamie Kennedy is “Uncomfortable” to Premiere November 6th on Showtime

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jamie-kennedy-uncomfortable-premiere-november-6th-showtime-stand-up-laugh-out-loudFolks at Showtime sent me this special alert for me to share it with you. A new Comedy Special from Jamie Kennedy is set To Premiere Saturday, November 6th At 9:00 PM (ET/PT) On Showtime

Jamie Kennedy has the chops to do a one hour stand up and makes us laugh all the way.

Jamie Kennedy has the wit and hilarity to keep anyone on their toes in Uncomfortable – a one-hour stand-up special premiering on Saturday, November 6th at 9:00 PM (ET/PT) on Showtime.  Best known for his work as an actor in more than 40 films (Romeo + Juliet, Scream, Three Kings) and with approximately 190 episodes of television under his belt (The Jamie Kennedy Experiment, Ghost Whisperer), Kennedy has no limits in his latest stand-up. As he candidly details his rollercoaster life in the public eye – from who he’s dating, to his house getting burglarized, to the size of his little Jamie – viewers will experience it all.  This comedy special is the latest installment of the Network’s on-going Showtime Laugh out Loud comedy franchise.

Kennedy, best known for his breakthrough performance in the hit horror film Scream and subsequent sequel Scream 2, landed his big break being cast in Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet, alongside Leonardo DiCaprio.   From there, he went on to work alongside some of the biggest names in Hollywood in such films as Bowfinger, As Good As It Gets, Three Kings, The Boiler Room and Enemy of the State.  In 2002, Kennedy created his own sketch television comedy show, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment, best described as a combination of Candid Camera meets Saturday Night Live.  The series quickly became The WB’s highest-ranking new show, attracting three million viewers each week.  Among the wacky characters played by Kennedy, the all-time favorite – Brad Gluckman, the white “wanna-be rapper” from Malibu – lead to 2003’s feature film, Malibu’s Most Wanted.  In 2006, Kennedy’s company Wannabe Producers produced MTV’s Blowin’ Up and his comedy special, Unwashed for Comedy Central.  Additional projects include Son of the Mask, Kickin’ It Old Skool, Heckler, The Cleveland Show, and the highly rated CBS drama Ghost Whisperer.

The Showtime Laugh Out Loud comedy franchise has premiered popular, provocative specials from some of the world’s best and brightest comedic talents.  Laugh Out Loud  continues to push the boundaries of televised comedy with exceptional comedians such as Sarah Silverman (Jesus Is Magic), George Lopez (Why You Crying?), Bobby Slayton (Born to be Bobby), Paul Mooney (It’s the End of the World), Mike Epps (Underrated…Never Faded & X-Rated) and Kevin Pollak (The Littlest Suspect).

Will you watch Jamie Kennedy´s Uncomfortable Stand Up Presentation on Showtime Saturday November 6th?

Let me know in the comments section.

10 reasons why Twitter is better than men and women

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reasons why twitter is better than men and womenI have a humour site in Spanish I often right jokes and humorous posts.
This week I did a piece I thought it was worth translating to English and put it here for you guys to check it out.

10 reasons why Twitter is better than men and women

First, reasons why Twitter is better than women

1- For Twitter, the shorter the better.

2- If your avatar picture shows you´re getting bigger or balder, Twitter still lets you “log in”.

3- It´s really easy to open and operate Twitter.

4- You can say any #threewordsaftersex you want and you won´t be in trouble.

5- If you don´t want to keep listening you can just shut out Twitter.

And reasons why Twitter is better than men

1- You can “follow” more than one and you won´t get a jealousy scene.

2- Twitter Bird “falls” usually, but that does not turn into a confidence crisis for Twitter.

3- Twitter listens to you and can follow several conversations and topics at the same time.

4- Twitter does not snor, throw gases or steal the blankets.

5-Twitter is not only thinking about sports.

Head to the comments and add more reasons…

Also remember to follow me on twitter for more like this.

Watch Betty White Facebook monologue on SNL – Saturday Night Live here

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betty white facebook monologue video snl saturday night liveOk, Betty White is the awesomeness embodied, right? Well, she did a great monologue on SNL about Facebook. And it was hilarious…

It even made Eric Hegedus create the following Facebook Page: Betty White needs to be an SNL regular. (Do you hear us, Lorne Michaels?). Of course, I was member number two of that Group, and we need all of you to make it bigger so we can get Betty White as a regular.

But, without further ado:

Watch Betty White Facebook monologue on SNL – Saturday Night Live video here:

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Best 15 Geek Quotes on TV Shows

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best geek quotes on tv showsWe said some time ago that Nerd and Geek are the new cool.
From Felicia Day to Zach Levy, from Liz Lemmon to Sheldon Cooper, that´s the nowadays truth.

But it´s time to check out the Best 15 Geek Quotes on TV Shows

Best 15 Geek Quotes on TV Shows

We´ll start from de bottom up

15th Best Geek Quote

“The dance is tomorrow. She’s a cheerleader. You’ve seen “Star Wars” 27 times. You do the math.”

Neil to Sam, Freaks and Geeks

14th Best Geek Quote

Andrew: It’s like—well, it’s almost like this metaphor for womanhood, isn’t it? The sort of flowering that happens when a girl realizes that she’s part of a fertile heritage stretching back to Eve, and-
Xander: I’ll pay you to talk about Star Wars again.

Xander and Andrew, Buffy the Vampire´s Slayer

13th Best Geek Quote

Ah… Unagi!

Ross Geller, Friends

12th Best Geek Quote

Dr. Chase: House! Clancy has gone missing!
Dr. House: Oh God! I’ll look on Alpha Centauri, you look on Tatooine, and Cameron can set up an intergalactic checkpoint. Let’s pray he hasn’t gone into hyperdrive – we’ll never catch him.

House and Chase, House MD

11th Best Geek Quote

Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I’m interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that’s compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer (after staring blankly): Can I have some money now?

Homer and Comic Book Guy, The Simpsons

10th Best Geek Quote

After getting kissed by Penny while using a Hobbit costume…

“That´s right, you saw what you saw. That´s how we roll on the shire”

Leonard, The Big Bang Theory

9th Best Geek Quote

Hello IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? … OK, well, the button on the side. Is it glowing? … Yeah, you need to turn it on. Err, the button turns it on. Yeah, you do know how a button works, don’t you? No, not on clothes.
[Moss's phone rings. He answers it.]
Moss: Hello IT. Yuhuh. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
Roy: No, there you go, I just heard it come on. No, that’s the music you hear when it comes on. No, that’s the music you hear when… I’m sorry, are you from the past?

Roy and Moss, The IT Crowd

8th Best Geek Quote

Chuck: Ah Roulette, my favorite game aside from Call of Duty.

Chuck Bartowski, Chuck

7th Best Geek Quote

Chandler: Batman is so much cooler than James Bond.
Monica: What? 007 has all those gadgets.
Chandler: Batman has a utility belt.
Monica: 007 has a fancy car.
Chandler: Batman has the Batmobile.
Monica: 007 gets all the ladies.
Chandler: Batman has Robin.

Chandler and Monica, Friends

6th Best Geek Quote

Dr. House: Why do they bother putting age restrictions on these things when all you have to do is click “yes, I am 18″? Even a 17 year old can figure it out.

Greg House, House MD

5th Best Geek Quote

Dr. Cox: [explaining he doesn't care it's JD's last week of residency] I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week. Let’s see… low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everythingj every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions!
[turns away, then turns back]
Dr. Cox: Oh, and Hugh Jackman.
J.D.: Hugh Jackman is Wolverine! How dare he!

JD and Dr Cox, Scrubs

4th Best Geek Quote

Dr. Cuddy: You put both of them in isolation for a reason. Joe’s death elevates this situation to a bio-safety level three.
Dr. House: Ooohhh, Level Three. Should I call Jack Bauer?

Greg House and Lisa Cuddy, House MD

3rd Best Geek Quote

Liz: If I have learned anything from my Sims family: When a child doesn’t see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.

Liz Lemmon, 30 Rock

2nd Best Geek Quote

Jack: What are you doing?
Sawyer (while typing in the numbers): Shh I’m like this close to getting the high score on Donkey Kong.

Sawyer and Jack, Lost

1st Best Geek Quote

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome.

Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

Which is your favourite all time Geek Quote from TV Shows?

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How to Make a Series Fan fall for you?

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Originally I wrote this article in Spanish in my Humor Blog. Let´s see if I can accurately translate it. (It has many many localisms).

A Series Fan is usually a regular guy. He is often interesting to talk to… except for those times when he gets together with another Series Fan. Mayhem! They turn into commenting machines in lostboys Sawyer Desmond and Jackrelation to those series they are watching.

They start their conjectures about what´s going to happen and how, and they become freakin´spoilers to anyone who isn´t up to the last episode.

They also can´t watch a movie with one of their favourite series´actors without seeing him/her trying to escape form an Island, doing diferentiales or fighting against Sylar.

Well, then, how to make one of those Series fans fall for you? Continue reading →