Sue’s “Nazi-hunting” mother, Doris shows up in Lima to check in on her girls. Meanwhile, Kurt makes an important decision after getting pushed to his breaking point, and Rachel and Finn take a big step.
Quotes from Glee S02E08 – Furt
Rod: You can´t tame the lion, Sue.
Sue: I am marrying myself
Sam: I want to marry you, someday. In the mean time, take this promise ring
Sam: Is that a no?
Quinn: It´s a maybe
Sue: I can´t suspend a kid because he scares you
Rachel: I´ve never been so disappointed of you
Chang: Dude´s a mad animal
Artie: He´s a manimal
Burt: What the hell have you been doing while this all was going on?
Santana: Don´t you see that that midget is an anchor dragging you to the depths of loserville
Finn: You are gonna dance it with me dude
Sue: You are welcome to sing the Sounds of Silence in your hotel room
Songs from Glee S02E08 – Furt
Doris Sylvester and Sue Sylvester – Perform “Ohio” by Bernstein Leonard – Carol Burnett and Jane Lynch
All Glee Cast – Perform Marry You by Bruno Mars –
Will Schuester – Performs Sway Pussycat Dolls – Matthew Morrison
Finn – Performs Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars – Corey Monteith
Recap from Glee S02E08 – Furt
Recap by nancygailus and MikeSaros
Open with Kurt (Chris Colfer) and Finn’s parents telling the kids they are engaged. Kurt is excited, Finn (Cory Monteith) looks stunned. Kurt tells them the Glee kids will perform at their wedding.
Sue (Jane Lynch) has Becky mail out invitations for her. She flashes back to her former flame Rod getting engaged to his co-anchor. Based on this experience, Sue tried online dating and found out that her only true match is herself. She is therefore holding a wedding for herself.
Sam (Chord Overstreet) tells Quinn (Dianna Agron) he loves her and wants them to be boyfriend/girlfriend. He gets down on a knee and offers her a promise ring. She says “maybe.”
Finn tells Kurt he wants to be involved in the wedding. Kurt suggests a dance with his mother. Karofsky (Max Adler) steals the wedding cake centerpiece from Kurt and this seems to shake him.
Will (Matthew Morrison) brings Kurt to see Sue. Sue says if Karofsky “lays a finger on you” she will expel him, but until then can’t do anything.
Rachel (Lea Michele) tells the club about how hard Kurt is taking the bullying from Karofsky. She thinks they should help him somehow.
After Sue fires a wedding planner, her mother Doris (Carol Burnett) walks. Sue hasn’t heard from her in years, but Doris doesn’t like the idea of her marrying herself. Doris accepts an invitation to the wedding and would like to walk her down the aisle. Sue says no and Doris counters with an offer to sing.
Mike (Harry Shum Jr.), Artie (Kevin McHale) and Sam get in Karofsky’s face about bullying Kurt. The result is Karofsky beating them down. Puck (Mark Salling) can’t do anything because he’s on probation.
Doris tells Sue she wants to sing “Ohio.” The two perform the song while Doris tries to explain about leaving her children to be a famous Nazi hunter.
Kurt gives Burt (Mike O’Malley) and Finn some dancing lessons. Karofsky spots them and makes a gesture. When Kurt tells Burt that Karofsky threatened to kill him, his father runs into the hallway and puts Karofsky up against a wall. This leads to Burt questioning why Finn hasn’t been helping Kurt out.
This leads to a conference with all parties including Karofsky’s father. Sue ends up expelling Karofsky, who gives Kurt a dirty look as he leaves the office.
Santana (Naya Rivera) tells Finn he needs a “coolness injection” and suggests he tell people they had sex. He say he can’t do that because he’s told Rachel he’s a virgin. She thinks he should dump her anyway and even threatens to tell Rachel what happened. Rachel comes into the room but nothing is said.
Carol and Burt’s wedding starts and the kids sing. The wedding starts and the kids perform “Marry You.” Burt apologizes to Kurt for how he acted after his first wife died and talks about the opportunity he was presented with Carol. Carol talks about how amazing Kurt is and how proud she is of Finn of becoming a brother to Kurt. The “I dos” go off without a hitch.
Will performs “Sway” at the reception. The first Best Man speech comes from Finn. He has positive things to say about Kurt and promises to have his new brother’s back. As a thank you to Kurt, he had the Glee club put together a performance of “Just The Way You Are” which brings everyone to the dance floor.
Doris and Jean are the only witnesses of Sue’s wedding to herself, which she also officiates. Doris can’t stand it anymore and wants to have a special moment with them. Sue says she and Jean became their own family when their mother was gone. She tells Doris she is a bully and disinvites her from the wedding.
Quinn says Sam sticking up for Kurt had an impact on her. She shows him that she’s now wearing the ring. Sam is fired-up.
We learn the school board has issued a verbal warning to Karofsky. Since nobody witnessed him threaten Kurt, there is nothing they can do. Sue will no longer be principal soon and says she will keep her eye out for Kurt.
Kurt thanks the Glee club for what they’ve done for him, and then drops a bomb: He’s transferring to Daulton Academy. His parents are using their honeymoon money to pay for tuition. The kids try and talk him out of it, but a weepy Kurt leaves.
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