how-to-be-a-gentleman-quotes-preview-spoilersThe Fall Season is here! It was a much awaited comeback, and while many will be expecting to see The Big Bang Theory season five premiere, CBS is pairing the show with a new show called How to Be a Gentleman, as a second new sitcom, following 2 Broke Girls that premiered Monday.

What is How to be a Gentleman About? Plot Synopsis

HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN, inspired by the book of the same name, is a comedy about the unlikely friendship between a traditional, refined writer and an unrefined personal trainer. Andrew Carlson (David Hornsby) is an etiquette columnist whose devotion to ideals from a more civilized time has lead to a life detached from modern society. Infectiously optimistic, Bert Lansing (Kevin Dillon) is a reformed “bad boy” from Andrew’s past who inherited a fitness center, but can still be rude, loud and sloppy. When Andrew’s editor, Jerry (Dave Foley), tells him to put a modern, sexy twist on his column or be fired, he hires Bert as a life coach in the hopes of learning to be less “gentle man” and more “real man.” Andrew’s mom, Diane (Nancy Lenehan), and his bossy sister, Janet (Mary Lynn Rajskub), support the plan, as would Janet’s husband, Mike (Rhys Darby), if he was allowed to have an opinion. Though Andrew and Bert’s views may be centuries apart, they may find they’re each other’s missing link. David Hornsby (“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”), Adam Chase (“Friends”), Ted Schachter (“The Invention of Lying”), Joe Hipps and Modi Wiczyk are executive producers for CBS Television Studios.

Cast and Characters from How to Be a Gentleman

Andrew Carlson is played by David Hornsby
Bert Lansing is played by Kevin Dillon
Jerry (Andyrew´s editor) is played by Dave Foley
Diane (Andrew´s mom) is played by Nancy Lenehan
Janet (Andrew´s sister) is played by Mary Lynn Rajskub
Mike (Janet´s husband) is played by Rhys Darby

In the presentation Andrew reminded me of Barney Stinson, but aside from the presentation, the characters are nothing alike.

Best Quotes from How to be a Gentleman Pilot

Jerry: Andrew, I have some good news. Magazine´s been sold
Andrew (in off): When a gentleman receives bad news he is never in the loss of words
Andrew: Wha?

Jerry: Cody is my new boss, who by the way is the same age as my son… it´s so great

Andrew: I feel like my whole world is coming apart
Jerry: Well, that´s because it is

Mike: I wanted to wear a vest, but my wife cuckoed the idea
Janet: I´m sorry, I still want to be attracted to you. Call me crazy

Janet: You really want to be like my brother? Look at him, he´s spending his birthday with us because he has no friends
Mike: I´ll be your friend Andrew, we could be “Vest” friends
Janet: You are doing it again
Mike: What´s that?
Janet: Talking

Janet: Look, I love you, but you are fuzzy, you speak weird and you dress like a ship captain
Andrew: Oh, is this your present? Because you already gave me a big basket of bitchiness last year.

Janet: You drive people away; that´s why Laura dumped you
Andrew: Laura did not dump me. I released her at her request

Andrew: I´d shake your hand but I can´t quite lift my arm
Bert: Sure, that´s the dead arm at work

Bert: I´m in the whole asian thing of mind, spirit and body… and also tan

Bert: It´s friday someday
Andrew: No, it´s not

Bert: This is the Ying without the Yang. The Ying Ying. Everything is important

Bert: You want to be the Yang to my Yang?

Bert: Get this man a lap dance
Andrew: No, no… well, that brunette has a kind face

Donnie: Who´s the suit?
Andrew: My name is Andrew, and the suit is Glen

Andrew (in off): Sometimes a gentleman must shake the hand of his enemy, but sometimes a bitchslap works better

Andrew (in off): A gentleman never tells another man he does not look like Ben Affleck

Bert: You have the writing of a pirate
Andrew: That´s caligraphy

Bert: You were being you… we will fix that

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