modern-family-spoilers-quotes-boys-nightEvery wednesday night when a new episode of Modern Family airs, that´s a good thing.
And even a guy like Manu Ginobili, in a heartbreaking loss day tweeted about Modern Family´s episode saying: In a night like tonight, on the road, only two people can cheer me up. Sheldon Cooper & Phil Dunphy. Their time.

In this episode of Modern Family Phil and Claire have some trepidation when they find out that Luke has befriended their crotchety old neighbor, Mr. Kleezak; Jay’s attempt to avoid sitting through a symphony concert with Gloria and Manny lands him in the middle of Mitchell and Cameron’s “boys’ night out”; and Haley has her own adventures in babysitting with Lily.

Best Quotes from Modern Family S02E18 Boys Night

Phil Dunphy: Boys versus girls, testosterone versus estrogen, standing up to pee versus
Claire: Come on Phil

Haley: Can I be sent to my room?
Claire: Nope, because we are having family fun

Claire: If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a child, he´d be afraid of our next door neighbor

Cameron: I´ve been spending time with straight people, and I need some time with my homies.
Mitchell: You mean your “homos”?
Cam: You know maybe you should babysit instead

Haley: Being grounded is so much worse now than it was in the older days: My friends text and Facebook all the fun stuff they are doing while I´m stuck at home playing Jenga with my dad

Mitchell: What are you thinking? Haley is a very sweet and fashionable girl but seems hardly a responsible care giver

Claire: Sweetie, you need to stop watching the news
Alex: That´s your big solution? Embrace Ignorance?
Phil: What are you two arguing about? Nevermind, I don´t want to know

Cam: All you need to do is put her to sleep in half an hour and not let enter a serial killer through the front door
Haley: What if he´s cute?
Mitchell: Well, then save him for us

Jay: What is this? I thought we were seeing Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
Manny: No, it´s Vivaldi
Jay: Oh crap… you mean nothing but instruments? I´m out of here

Mitchell: When I was 12 years old, my father walked into my bedroom and caught me doing the most embarassing thing that a boy can do: dancing to Madonna´s Lucky Star

Jay: I was drunk, I´m not going shopping with Priscilla Queen of the Desert

Cam: Are you talking about Rob Lowe?
Mitchell: He´s just a great actor. I think his good looks just held him back

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Claire: If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a child, he´d be afraid of our next door neighbor