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As we are still dealing with the shock of learning about the passing of Cory Monteith, we want to remember him with a smile and for what made us love him. So we already listed some of his best songs on Glee, and now, as selected by IMDB users, the best quotes from Finn Hudson on Glee.
You will probably have your fave moment from him on the series. If you can think of one that it´s not on the list, please add it on the comments section. Cory and Finn will always be remembered fondly, as he earned it with his talent and his charm.
Best Quotes from Finn Hudson on Glee
“Glee: Pot O’ Gold (#3.4)” (2011)
Rory Flanagan: [about Brittany] She thinks I’m a leprechaun.
Finn Hudson: Yeah. She’s kind of like Rain Man with boobs.
Finn Hudson: Is it true?
Brittany Pierce: No, of course not.
Finn Hudson: You’re not leaving New Directions?
Brittany Pierce: Oh. I thought you were talking about Selena Gomez’ pregnancy rumors.
Finn Hudson: [watching the other Glee club] Oh, man. This is trouble.
Will Schuester: Big trouble.
Finn Hudson: [to Blaine] I know that you’re a big deal at Dalton or whatever, but we don’t wear blazers here. So have a seat, I’m trying to have a pep talk here.
Blaine Anderson: Didn’t you just say something about us not turning against each other.
Rory Flanagan: I thought America was all about different, unique people coming together and accepting one another.
Finn Hudson: Pretty old brochure, dude.
Rory Flanagan: Would you be my friend, Finn?
Finn Hudson: Whoa, whoa.
Rory Flanagan: It would be an honor.
Finn Hudson: In America, dudes don’t ask dudes to be their friends. Well, except on Facebook, but even that could take years.
“Glee: Showmance (#1.2)” (2009)
Rachel Berry: You know, you can kiss me if you want to.
Finn Hudson: I want to.
Quinn Fabray: If you quit I’ll let you touch my breasts.
Finn Hudson: Under the shirt?
Quinn Fabray: Over the bra.
Finn Hudson: I only joined the celibacy club to get into Quinn Fabray’s pants.
Finn Hudson: When I first joined, I thought you were kind of insane. I mean, you talk a lot more than you should, and to be honest with you, I looked under the bed and made sure that you weren’t hanging out under there. But then, I heard you sing. I don’t know how to say this, but you touched something in me. Right here.
[points to his right side of the chest]
Rachel Berry: Your heart is on the other side of your chest.
“Glee: Audition (#2.1)” (2010)
Finn Hudson: Being gay isn’t a handicap, Artie.
Jacob Ben Israel: Rachel! How do you respond to rumors that you are incredibly difficult to work with?
Finn Hudson: Well, as her boyfriend, I can answer that.
Rachel Berry: We’ve been dating all summer.
Finn Hudson: Rachel’s what you would call a ‘controllist’.
Rachel Berry: I-I’m controlling, ‘controllist’ isn’t a word.
Finn Hudson: Oh.
Will Schuester: [in Sue’s office] Wait… Are you serious? Finn?
Sue Sylvester: My eyes are still burning.
Finn Hudson: [in the gym] I’m Finn Hudson and I’d like to audition for the Cheerios.
Rachel Berry: I’ll never break up with you.
Finn Hudson: Me neither.
“Glee: The First Time (#3.5)” (2011)
Rachel Berry: That was amazing. I’ve never had meat substitute before that tasted that much like real meat.
Finn Hudson: Of course…
[under his breath]
Finn Hudson: because you’re a vegan, which I remember because we know each other so well…
[aloud]
Finn Hudson: More sparkling cider?
Finn Hudson: I figured, since you have some more… experience than I do, maybe you could recommend a brand of condom?
Noah ‘Puck’ Puckerman: Are you cheating on Rachel, dude? ‘Cause if you are, that is not cool. And that’s coming from me.
Finn Hudson: No. I wanna use them with Rachel.
Noah ‘Puck’ Puckerman: Oh. I’m happy for you, dude. You and her. I always thought it’d be me, but secretly I hoped it’d be you. As for the condoms, no idea, never used them. It’s worked out for me about 99 % of the time.
Rachel Berry: We should make a toast.
Finn Hudson: Yeah.
Rachel Berry: Alright. To four full months of no fighting or ever threats of us breaking up. Nothing but love, love, love.
Rachel Berry: I don’t understand what any of this means…
Finn Hudson: It means I suck! It means I’m gonna be stuck here forever! Recruiter’s not gonna recruit me. They said I-I’d reached my ceiling.
Rachel Berry: There are other colleges…
Finn Hudson: Are there other schools for you besides NYADA? I’m not good enough! I’m not a good enough quarterback to get a scholarship, I’m not a good enough singer to get into NYADA, it’s all over for me!
Rachel Berry: Stop it! Finn, look at me. Your dreams are not dead, okay? You’ve just grown out of them. You have to find new ones now.
Finn Hudson: I don’t know how.
Rachel Berry: Then we’ll figure it out together! You’re special. You know how I know that? ‘Cause I am gonna give you something that’s no one else is ever gonna get.
Finn Hudson: You don’t have to do this. The play’s over, there’s no point…
Rachel Berry: No, the point is that I was wrong, and stupid, and immature, and probably not for the last time lost in my ambition, and…
Finn Hudson: And now?
Rachel Berry: Now I’m just a girl, here with the boy that she loves, and wanting to remember this moment for the rest of her life.
“Glee: Ballad (#1.10)” (2009)
[voice-over thoughts as Rachel and Will start to sing “Endless Love”]
Kurt Hummel: I could totally sing this song with Finn, but screw him if he thinks he’s taking the Diana Ross part from me.
Noah ‘Puck’ Puckerman: I love the days when I don’t wear underwear. Full Commando
Finn Hudson: I never noticed how nice Rachel’s butt is. Oh, crap, I think Quinn knows I’m staring at it.
Finn Hudson: [after excusing himself to use the bathroom but actually making a phone call] I have to go, they’ll think I’m pooping.
Finn Hudson: Father was brave enough to fight in some desert thousands of miles away, and I can’t even go over Dudley Road and tell the Fabrays the truth.
Kurt Hummel: Your father didn’t charge into the breach empty-handed. He had a weapon.
Finn Hudson: You think I should bring a gun?
Finn Hudson: I have to go. They’ll think I’m pooping.
“Glee: Grilled Cheesus (#2.3)” (2010)
Finn Hudson: It all started a week ago. I was super hungry, and my mom was gone, so I busted out the George Foreman. It wasn’t making the cool grill marks it used to after I tried to use it to dry my shoes, but when it comes to grilled cheese, I’m not that fancy. And when I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God… Literally. I had made a Grilled Cheesus.
Finn Hudson: Dear Grilled Cheesus… First of all, you’re super delicious. Please, Grilled Cheesus, please let us win our first football game. It would mean so much to Artie, and I think you kind of owe it to him. I mean, you sort of screw him in the leg department. And in return, Cheesy Lord, I’ll make sure we honor you this week in Glee Club.
[out in the football field, where the football team win the game. Artie scores the game winning touchdown. Finn takes off his helmet, kneels and throws his hands graciously in air]
Finn Hudson: THANK YOU, GRILLED CHEESUS!
Finn Hudson: Mr. Shue, I have something to say. Something happened to me, and I can’t really get into it, but it’s shaking me to my core.
Noah ‘Puck’ Puckerman: Oh my God, he’s coming out.
Finn Hudson: Well, yes, there is a man who’s sort of recently come into my life, and that man is Jesus Christ.
[Rachel looks at him with her eyes and mouth wide open]
Noah ‘Puck’ Puckerman: That’s way worse.
Rachel Berry: Finn, I’d like to give you something in exchange for what you gave me.
[lets him touch her boobs]
Finn Hudson: [whispering] Thank you, Grilled Cheesus…
“Glee: Blame It on the Alcohol (#2.14)” (2011)
Kurt Hummel: Are you not drinking?
Finn Hudson: No, designated driver. What about you?
Kurt Hummel: I’m still trying to impress Blaine. Can’t get to sloppy.
Blaine Anderson: [dances wildly in background]
Kurt Hummel: Clearly, he doesn’t have the same concern.
Blaine Anderson: [walks up and hangs on Finn] Hey, hey, it’s so cool that you and Kurt are brothers. Right? Brothers! Wow! You’re so tall.
Kurt Hummel: You having fun Blaine?
Blaine Anderson: Yeah, it’s the BEST PARTY EVER!
Finn Hudson: Okay, Rachel, since this is your first time at this, I’m gonna break it down for you. Guys and girls fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk. Exhibit A: Santana, the weepy, hysterical drunk.
Santana Lopez: [Weeping at Sam] You like her more than me. She’s blonde and awesome and so smart. Admit, just admit it! No, kiss me!
Finn Hudson: Lauren Zizes and Quinn, the angry girl drunks.
Quinn Fabray: [Yelling at Puck] I can’t believe what you did to my body! I use to have abs!
Lauren Zizes: Who told you that hairstyle is cool? Geronimo?
Finn Hudson: Brittany, also known as the girl who turns into a stripper drunk. Mercedes and Tina, happy girl drunks and then we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel. And right now, you’re being the needy girl drunk. Hanging all over me, being overly lovey, it’s not cool.
Finn Hudson: [interrupts in the middle of Rachel’s song] Eh… Hold on! Hold on. Is this song about your headband?
Rachel Berry: Yes. It’s called “My Headband”.
Finn Hudson: Right.
Rachel Berry: They say you should write about what you know.
Finn Hudson: Well, it’s really… interesting! But it’s not… emotional. Or, like… good.
Rachel Berry: It sucks.
Finn Hudson: Yeah.
Rachel Berry: Welcome! Kurt, Blaine… Wasn’t expecting you guys.
Finn Hudson: Kurt’s been blackmailing me ever since he saw my browser history. Kind of insisted on coming.
“Glee: The Rhodes Not Taken (#1.5)” (2009)
Finn Hudson: You know what we should do?
Rachel Berry: Elope?
Finn Hudson: What?
Rachel Berry: Nothing.
Finn Hudson: [to Rachel] You’re the most talented person I know. Even more than that guy at the mall who can juggle chainsaws.
Will Schuester: Guys, I’d like to introduce you to someone very special. This is April Rhodes. She’s our newest member.
Finn Hudson: Wait, so old people can join Glee Club now?
April Rhodes: Old, huh? You guys look like the world’s worst Benetton ad.
“Glee: Silly Love Songs (#2.12)” (2011)
Finn Hudson: There’s nothing going on between me and Rachel.
Quinn Fabray: All I know is that when I don’t catch you staring at me… you’re staring at her.
Rachel Berry: She’s prettier than me.
Finn Hudson: Would you stop?… You’re beautiful.
Finn Hudson: That’s the thing about cheating: when you really love someone you’ll do anything to keep them safe.
“Glee: New York (#2.22)” (2011)
Rachel Berry: Hi. So, what’s so important?
Finn Hudson: Uh… These are for you
[gives her flowers]
Finn Hudson: I thought since we’re both captains and all that, we should write a duet for Nationals.
Rachel Berry: But the tie, the flowers, Central Park?
Finn Hudson: It’s, uh, a work date. Totally professional.
Rachel Berry: Being in New York is like falling in love. Over and over again, every minute. Tonight felt like one of those awesome nights that you see in those amazing romantic comedies. All we need now is some street singers to senerade behind us to make it perfect.
Finn Hudson: [the other boys in Glee club sings “Bella Notte” behind them] Wait… This is the moment in those romantic comedies where I kiss you.
Rachel Berry: Where have you been?
Finn Hudson: Hiding out. Everyone hates me.
Rachel Berry: No, they don’t. Ant that doesn’t explain why you haven’t said a word to me since we’ve been back.
Finn Hudson: You should be more pissed at me than anyone else! I screwed up. I’m humiliated! And we worked so hard for everything, and I was supposed to be this big shot leader holding everyone together, and… I blew it. It cost us the championship.
Rachel Berry: Look, being an artist is about expressing your true feelings in the moment, no matter what the consequences. What were your feeling in that moment?
Finn Hudson: That I loved you. And I would’ve done or given anything to kiss you one more time.
Rachel Berry: So you did. You know, you gave it all up for one kiss. Was it worth it?
Finn Hudson: [pauses] Yeah. What about you? Was it worth it for you?
Rachel Berry: [also pauses] Yeah. ‘Cause I know in my heart we’ll have another shot at Nationals. You have to know that I’m… I’m leaving, Finn. I’m going to New York and I’m never coming back.
Finn Hudson: Graduation is a year away. You got any plans ’til then?
[they kiss]
Rachel Berry: Okay. Let’s go!
Finn Hudson: Where are we going?
Rachel Berry: Final Glee club meeting of the year.
“Glee: Acafellas (#1.3)” (2009)
Finn Hudson: Do you see anyone else in here with a plate of “I’m Sorry” cookies? I don’t. Just you.
Finn Hudson: But he doesn’t want us to, he just doesn’t have the confidence to coach us anymore. Guys are real sensitive when it comes to this kind of stuff.
Rachel Berry: And that’s my fault?
Finn Hudson: Do you see anyone else in here with a plate of “I’m sorry” cookies? I don’t, just you.
Finn Hudson: What’s wrong with you?
Dakota Stanley: What’s wrong with me is that you’re freakishly tall! I feel like a woodland creature.
“Glee: Pilot (#1.1)” (2009)
Puck: What the hell, dude? I can’t believe you’re helping out this loser!
Finn Hudson: Don’t you get it, man? We’re all losers! Everyone in this school! Hell, everyone in this town! Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half will go to college, and two will leave the state to do it! I’m not afraid to be called a loser because I can accept that’s what I am.
Finn Hudson: Look, I owe you guys an apology. I never should have quit. I don’t want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people!
Rachel Berry: That was you?
Kurt Hummel: You and your friends threw pee balloons at me.
Finn Hudson: I know.
Kurt Hummel: You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof.
Finn Hudson: I wasn’t actually there for that, but I’m really sorry.
Will Schuester: Do you want to tell me how long you’ve had a drug problem?
Finn Hudson: I don’t even know who the Chronic Lady is.
Will Schuester: Look, if it were up to me we wouldn’t have mandatory bi-weekly locker checks.
Finn Hudson: I’ve never seen that before Mr. Shue, I swear that’s not mine, I’ll pee in a cup; I’ll pee…
Will Schuester: I don’t think it’ll make any difference…
“Glee: Prom Queen (#2.20)” (2011)
Finn Hudson: [to Kurt] Dude, that rocks! It’s, like, gay Braveheart.
Finn Hudson: Hey, Jesse! What did you order? Scrambled eggs? I mean, I know you usually like them served on people’s heads.
Jesse St. James: Quinn, you look stunning. The ghost of Grace Kelly. Let me know if you get tired of your boyfriend stomping on your pretty little feet all night. I’d me more than happy to cut in.
“Glee: Mash Off (#3.6)” (2011)
Finn Hudson: Hey, Santana! Why don’t you just come out of the closet? You know, I think I know why you’re so good at tearing everybody else down. It’s because you’re constantly tearing yourself down, because you can’t admit to everybody that you’re in love with Brittany and she might not love you back. That must hurt, not be able to admit to everyone how you really feel. You know what I think you are? A coward. See you at the mash off.
Santana Lopez: [to Finn] What did you just say to her?
[points at Rachel]
Finn Hudson: I said I thought you were great.
Santana Lopez: No, you’re lying.
Rachel Berry: No. He literally just said that.
Santana Lopez: [to Finn] You told her too?
Will Schuester: [stands up] Santana.
Santana Lopez: [to Finn] Everyone’s gonna know now, because of you.
Finn Hudson: The whole school already knows. And you know what? They don’t care.
Santana Lopez: Not just the school, you idiot. Everyone!
Finn Hudson: What are you talking abo…
[Santana slaps Finn and there’s silence]
“Glee: Vitamin D (#1.6)” (2009)
Finn Hudson: I’m losing it. I’m tired all the time-I can’t keep my eyes open. I know how lucky I am; captain of the football team, glee stud. I know I should be excited about Quinn. She’s hot, popular, she’s carrying my baby and all, but I can’t get Rachel out of my head. She kinda freaks me out in a Swimfan kinda way, but she can really sing and her body is smoking-if you’re not into boobs. My body’s a mess. I found a hair on my ear the other day and I have to rub biofreeze on my shins a couple times a day-growing pains. It’s smells pretty bad but I mask it with Drakkar Noir. Being a guy my age is tough. Between Glee, Football, and school. and being popular, I’m kinda overwhelmed. Everyone wants something from me and I don’t have the energy to do it all. I don’t know how important people, like presidents or newscasters or mob bosses do it. My mom says I’m stretched too thin so I gave up homework, but that didn’t help. All I know is that last night I got vaporized on level two. Level two-and I didn’t even have the energy to care.
Finn Hudson: Hey guys, how’s it going? God it’s a beautiful day. Let’s run through the number. I’m ready and excited, are you guys? Stand up. Come on. Let’s get this joint jumping.
Artie Abrams: Has your soul been taken over by captivated space aliens?
Finn Hudson: Nope. Just visited the school nurse. Got this great vitamin, and i feel fantastic! I can’t wait to do the number. Let’s do the number, and then after words we can build a house for habitat for humanity.
Noah ‘Puck’ Puckerman: What kind of vitamin?
Kurt Hummel: Vitamin C? Vogue magazine says it boasts energy and brightens the complection.
Finn Hudson: Vitamin D, and I got you guys some.
“Glee: Mash-Up (#1.8)” (2009)
Mercedes Jones: You are not gonna slushie on my man Kurt.
Rachel Berry: Why wouldn’t he? He’s made his choice. He doesn’t care about us losers anymore.
Finn Hudson: No, that’s not true! It’s just if I don’t do it, the guys on the team are gonna kick the crap out of me!
Kurt Hummel: Well we can’t have that, can we?
[grabs the slushie from Finn]
Finn Hudson: What are you doing?
Kurt Hummel: It’s called taking one for the team.
[Splashes himself in the face with the slushie, and pauses]
Kurt Hummel: Now get out of here. And take some time to think whether or not any of your friends on the football team would have done that for you.
[Karofsky throws a slushie in Finn’s face. Finn pushes Karofsky against a locker]
Finn Hudson: What the hell, Karofsky?
Dave Karofsky: [Karofsky pushes Finn back] Oh, I’ve wanted to do that ever since fifth grade when you made fun of me for getting pubes. Now that you’ve joined Lullaby Lees and insperminated the queen of the Chastity Ball, and dropped below us hockey dudes on the food chain? It’s open season!
Quinn Fabray: Screw you, Karofsky! You and your neanderthal puckheads are nothing!
Finn Hudson: You’re gonna pay for this, dude!
Dave Karofsky: No I’m not. You two don’t have the juice anymore. Welcome to the new world order.
“Glee: Sexy (#2.15)” (2011)
Holly Holliday: Demonstration! This is a condom, which can help prevent the spread of HIV, which can lead to AIDS. And it also prevents pregnancy!
[holds a cucumber next to the condom]
Finn Hudson: Wait! Cucumbers can give you AIDS?
Mercedes Jones: Seriously? ‘Cause I just had them in my salad!
Holly Holliday: Finn, is it true that you thought you got your girlfriend pregnant via a hot tub?
Finn Hudson: I have always been dubious.
“Glee: Hell-O (#1.14)” (2010)
Brittany: You’re a really good dancer.
Finn Hudson: Um, thanks, but my feet weren’t really moving.
Brittany: That was the best part.
Finn Hudson: Coach Tanaka pulled a Jessica Simpson: he lost his fiancee, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering.
“Glee: I Am Unicorn (#3.2)” (2011)
Will Schuester: So, every day after choir practice, I am instituting a mandatory booty camp. So we can work on our dancing. Now, it’s not for all of you, just the people that I think need help. Like…
Finn Hudson: Finn.
Will Schuester: How did you know?
“Glee: The Rocky Horror Glee Show (#2.5)” (2010)
Finn Hudson: I have no idea what’s going on in this script, and it’s not in a cool ‘Inception’ kind of way.
“Glee: Wheels (#1.9)” (2009)
Finn Hudson: What are we going to do?
Quinn Fabray: What are you going to do?
Finn Hudson: I’m looking for a job. I mean no one’s hiring. I almost got in at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a bus boy.
“Glee: Theatricality (#1.20)” (2010)
Burt Hummel: Hey! What did you just call him?
Finn Hudson: Oh, no, I didn’t call him anything. I was just talking to the blanket.
Burt Hummel: You use that word, you’re talking about him.
Kurt Hummel: Relax, dad, I didn’t take it that way.
Burt Hummel: Yeah, that’s because you’re 16 and you still assume the best in people. You live a few years, you start seeing the hate in people’s hearts. Even the best people.
[to Finn]
Burt Hummel: You use the N word?
Finn Hudson: Of course not.
Burt Hummel: How about “retard”? You call that nice girl on the Cheerios with Kurt, you call her a retard?
Finn Hudson: Becky? No, she’s my friend. She’s got Down’s Syndrome. I’d never call her that, that’s cruel.
Burt Hummel: But you think it’s okay to come in my house and say “faggy”?
Finn Hudson: But that’s not what I meant.
Burt Hummel: I know what you meant! What, you think I didn’t use that word when I was your age? You know, some kid gets clocked in practice we tell him to stop being such a fag, shake it off. We meant it exactly the way you meant it. That being gay is wrong. That’s some kind of punishable offense. I really thought you were different, Finn. You know, I thought that being in Glee Club, and being raised by your mom, meant that you were some, you know, new generation of dude who saw things differently. Who just kinda, you know, came into the world knowing what it’s taken me years of struggling to figure out. I guess I was wrong. I’m sorry Finn, but you can’t, you can’t stay here.
Kurt Hummel: Dad.
Burt Hummel: I love your mom and maybe this is gonna cost me her, but my family comes first. I can’t have that kind of poison around.
[turns to Kurt]
Burt Hummel: This is our home, Kurt.
[turns back to Finn]
Burt Hummel: He is my son. Out in the world you do what you want; not under my roof.
“Glee: Funeral (#2.21)” (2011)
Will Schuester: I was thinking we’d do one group number and one duet.
Finn Hudson: Yeah, Rachel and I should sing a duet. We killed it last year at Regionals with “Faithfully”.
Quinn Fabray: Yeah, killed us. We lost.
“Glee: The Purple Piano Project (#3.1)” (2011)
Finn Hudson: The truth is, I have no idea what I’m doing. I look around, and everyone knows where they’re headed, or at least what they want. I’m lost. It’s like I can’t even remember who I am anymore.
[gets slushied in the face by several students]
Finn Hudson: Now I remember.
“Glee: Hairography (#1.11)” (2009)
Finn Hudson: I’m gonna say this as nice as I can, but you look like a sad clown hooker.
“Glee: Journey to Regionals (#1.22)” (2010)
Rachel Berry: Break a leg.
Finn Hudson: I love you.
“Glee: Duets (#2.4)” (2010)
Rachel Berry: I’m not really a nice person. I’m selfish. The fact is, I’m only really generous if there’s something in it for me.
Finn Hudson: Yeah, but I still like you.
Rachel Berry: But you, you’re so… kind, and open. Well, it’s made me wanna be a better person. We have to throw the competition.
Finn Hudson: I love Breadstix.
Rachel Berry: No, if we wanna win at Nationals, then Sam has to win this contest. Okay? He has to feel like he belongs and the team has to believe in him.
Finn Hudson: Wow, Rachel… I’ve never seen you like this. I’m kind of impressed.
Rachel Berry: Well, like I said, you inspired me.
Finn Hudson: But technically, you’re doing this because it’ll help us win Nationals, which means there’s something in it for you, so it doesn’t really count as you doing something nice.
“Glee: Born This Way (#2.18)” (2011)
Will Schuester: [after Finn and Mike finish their song and dance number] All right, Finn! Perfect! See, guys, someone who’s not afraid to point out something they’re really bad at.
Finn Hudson: But I’m getting better, right?
[Will doesn’t answer, neither does the other members]
“Glee: A Night of Neglect (#2.17)” (2011)
Noah ‘Puck’ Puckerman: I say we blow this thing up into the arcade.
Finn Hudson: No, no! Screw that! These people paid to see us sing. What’s that saying, ‘the show must go all over the place’, or something.
Rachel Berry: You mean ‘the show must go on’.
Finn Hudson: Yeah.
“Glee: The Power of Madonna (#1.15)” (2010)
Will Schuester: Guys, you know, it’s come to my attention that many of you haven’t been treating the young ladies of our group very nicely lately. You’re disrespectful, bullying, sexist, and, I hate to say it, misogynistic.
Finn Hudson: I have no idea what that means.
Brittany: When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a “misogynist”
“Glee: Extraordinary Merry Christmas (#3.9)” (2011)
Rachel Berry: If you like, you can make a list for me also.
Finn Hudson: I like what the song says: “All I Want for Christmas is You”.
Rachel Berry: Oh, “All I Want for Christmas is You” too. And five things on that list.
Finn Hudson: [after Rachel leaves] Holy crap, I’m dating Kim Kardashian!
“Glee: Mattress (#1.12)” (2009)
Mercedes Jones: What’s a “patriotic” wedgie?
Finn Hudson: It’s when they hoist you up the flagpole by your undies.
Artie Abrams: Strangely, it did make me feel more American.
“Glee: Britney/Brittany (#2.2)” (2010)
Finn Hudson: [pulls a US History book out of his locker] US History? I forgot I was taking that.
“Glee: Furt (#2.8)” (2010)
Finn Hudson: Hi. Thank you. Best man… Right, uh… Well, I wanna propose a toast to my mom, who is so awesome. I mean, somehow without one in the house, you taught me what it means to be a man. In Glee Club, uh, whenever two of us got together, we got a nickname. Rachel and I are Finchel. Rachel and Puck were Puckleberry. And today, a new union was formed: Furt.
[the audience laughs]
Finn Hudson: You and me, man… we’re brothers from another mother. And, quite frankly, no one else has shown me as much as you about what it means to be a man. And over the past few weeks, I’ve… some stuff’s gone down, and I haven’t manned up like I should have. From now on, no matter what it’s gonna cost me… I’ve got your back. Okay? Even though it means getting a slushie in the face now and then. You put this wedding together by yourself, Kurt. So as a thank you, I had the Glee Club put together a little number in your honor.
[walks to the table where Kurt sits]
Finn Hudson: You’re gonna dance this with me, dude.
Kurt Hummel: [mouthing] No…
[Finn starts to sing and dance to “Just The Way You Are” with backup from the rest of the Glee Club boys. Many of the guests looks moved and joins them. Finn drags Kurt off his chair, and he looks surprised as he dances with them. Rachel and Mercedes move him towards Finn. The two share a dance and then a hug]
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