Rescue Me is a show with great plots and of course great Dennis Leary. And last night a new episode of Rescue Me aired, this one called Jump. In a post with many Rescue Me spoilers.
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Complete Recap and Spoilers of Rescue Me S05E21 Jump
A rough looking broad warms up in the opposing corner of a boxing ring. Lou, Needles and Franco in the other corner aren’t sure she’s actually a woman, in a Chinese female swimmer kind of way. Franco suddenly fears for his safety.
In the stands, Tommy and Feinberg watch Damian cozying up to Kelly. Tommy goes over to investigate, where Kelly immediately tells him to relax and then announces that the atmosphere around the ring is like “dyke du soleil.”
She pontificates for a moment on the fact beautiful lesbians walk among us, and notes her previous, and recent, experiences with them. Then she tells Tommy she changed her mind about him. About them.
She’s there with Damian because he’s easy. Tommy thinks it’s because because of his bad kiss. She tells him he has “big bad, boatload of boyfriend” written all over his face and she’s taking the easy way out. Damian returns with their beers. Tommy asks Kelly what Damian’s name is again. She pauses. “Cutie pie.”
The fight begins. Franco dances away from her. She lands one. He runs again. He misses her. She socks him in the ribs. He still hasn’t committed to hitting her. One of the tougher looking lesbians in the crowd starts heckling, which prompts a drunk Cousin Mickey to challenge her with a “whip it out, RuPaul.”
She comes over and dumps her beer on the guy in front of him. He socks her. Another woman nearby decks him. Suddenly the crowd is on their feet and firefighters and lesbians are going at each other. Tommy, Feinberg and Mike duck out.
In the ring, Franco and the female fighter stop to watch. A bona fide brawl breaks out. “You know, I think I’m kind of over this boxing thing, it brings out the worst in people,” Franco says to her. “I think I’m over this lesbo thing for the same god d—- reason,” she says. He asks her to a drink then thinks better of it. They bump gloves. Good fight.
On a bridge, Lou, Damian and the guys gingerly approach an angry man near the ledge. The guy in a dress shirt and slacks climbs over the railing. Lou radios to the police, the negotiator is 10 minutes away. Lou says one of them will have to talk to him. Tommy thinks he’d be a terrible choice, given the way his life is going. Black Shawn volunteers, he talked his brother off a ledge five years ago.
He approaches the guy, offering him a jacket. Hanging on and leaning, the guy says he has nothing left. Shawn asks about his kid. He tells him about his daughter and says he got caught to a Ponzi scheme and lost $11 million. Shawn says he’s lost things, like someone real close.
Shawn tells him to think about his daughter and says everybody loses something one time or another, “it’s how we overcome the s— that makes us how we are.” The jumper asks what self help book he pulled that out of.
Standing nearby, Franco offers that it’s from Jerry Maguire. Tommy thinks he’s wrong. The guy weighs in. Tension appears to dissipate.
Shawn gets him to take his jacket. The man takes hold of it. Then he wraps his arms around it, lets go and falls back off the bridge and into the river below.
Tommy comes home to hear Colleen crying in her room. Shawn’s outside on the porch, drinking. He thinks he sees another jumper on a bridge in the distance.
Tommy tells him sorry about his brother. Shawn says he doesn’t have a brother. He talked him down, but three weeks later he took pills and finished the job. He says he’s 0 for 2. He tells Tommy to save the speech.
Colleen told him how Tommy copes with death. He gets drunk and jumps into bed with whatever is nearby. She thinks that’s what Shawn’s going to do. He chews Tommy out for putting that in her head, and calls him a drunk piece of s—.
Tommy takes a swig from Shawn’s bottle of booze and tells him he’s right. Tommy tells him not to do what he did. Go in the house and talk to Colleen, he says, hug her and tell her she’s beautiful.
At the end of the pep talk Shawn leans in and gives him a hug, saying “that was some real father-son type s— there, Tommy.”
Shawn holds onto him and they sway slowly until Tommy announces it’s freaking him out. To get Shawn off him he says he thinks there’s a guy on the bridge. Shawn tells him, seriously, man, I love you, and goes inside.
Tommy picks up the booze.
Apache Stone, Mike and Damian’s band, prepares to go on stage. Mike runs out and trips. The crowd laughs, then goes completely silent. Mike starts monologuing about the band’s recent name change from Apache Stone to The DBs. Somebody shouts at him to play. He babbles a bit more, screws up the name of the song and the count down and finally they start playing.
Mike starts singing but looks terrified.
Later, the A&R guy tells them they were fantastic. They just need to get rid of Mike. He tells the band they sign without Mike or not at all. Damian says he’s out. He only joined the band to get laid and that’s happened plenty since he became a firefighter.
The A & R guy then says they all get $20,000 as a signing bonus. The band agrees. Sean, acting as moral support, tries to convince the guys to stick with them, mentioning the sweet VW van he got them through his friend the car dealer.
The A & R guy likes it and says he wants three. And with that, he takes Mike’s band and leaves.
Candy comes home to her apartment with “Kenny” (Lou), to find it completely bare. He’s not there.
Kelly reads a book at home. Tommy calls. He says he doesn’t think she’s telling him the truth. She says she doesn’t have to tell him the truth. He thinks about that for a moment, then hangs up on her.
In a fancy new two-story apartment with a view, Lou pours a glass of champagne. Candy knocks and comes in. She bribed the super to tell her where he was. She was gone two nights and came back to this.
First, he tells her, it probably wasn’t a great idea to get a joint checking account because it turns out he had some residual anger from when she took all his money. So he bought a bunch of stuff. Including OJ Simpson’s Heisman’s trophy – a fake that turns out to be a “Heiman” Trophy.
She calls him an “a–hole” for spending all her money. He says he also gave some to charity. And he’s keeping the rest to make up for what she stole, with interest.
Point two, he found her real name. Barbara Callahan. He learned that her uncle who supposedly left her money is alive and an amazing conversationalist. He sent a picture from 10 years ago of her. He also gave her a heads up that there’s a warrant out for her arrest from the guy in Florida she ripped off for $250,000 — the same amount her supposedly dead uncle left her.
She says she’s innocent.
Point three, he called the cops when she was on her way. So if she’s innocent she can stay and explain.
She says she’s going, but he’s made the biggest mistake of his life.
At Kelly’s, there’s a knock on her door. She turns off her TV and tries to sit in silence. But Tommy knows she’s in there. He threatens to break her door down. She says she’d like to see that. He says he’s going for it. There’s a loud crash. The door doesn’t move. There’s swearing from the other side of the door. He knocks. She opens the door and he immediately starts kissing her. He has her on the couch in no time.
She’s going with it, then tells him to get out. He doesn’t believe her at first, but she says she’s serious. He stands up. But he says he’s not leaving because she’s lying about what’s in her mystery box that she got from the fire and about why she’s not into him. He grabs the box and threatens to open it unless she tells him what’s in it.
She opens it and takes out a picture of a baby. “She’s beautiful,” Tommy says. “She’s dead,” Kelly says. She was four months old when she got a cough. Kelly took her to the hospital that night where her breathing got bad, then they told her she had a heart defect and the next day she died.
Tommy thinks for a moment then tells her about Connor getting hit.
“See, that’s exactly what I don’t need,” she says. She doesn’t want to hear his story or for him to understand, she just needs him to leave.
Instead, he sits down next to her. He gently puts his arm around her. After a few seconds, she relaxes. “You’re not leaving,” she notes. “No,” he says.
Tommy serves shots to the gents at the bar, including firefighters and Gavins. He would like to say a few things, including that they did the best they could with the jumper.
Shawn grumbles about whiskey tasting terrible. Sean tells him they have peach flavored vodka in the back. The guys like the sound of it. Ellie joins them and drains Teddy’s whiskey. Needles tells her to take it easy. “Why don’t you go order up another wife on the Internet, because the one you got kisses like a door knob,” she says.
Tommy and Sean go in back. He asks Sean what color his Johnson is now. Teal. He used a bleaching agent.
Sean leaves Tommy in back, where dead Jimmy appears. He says he wasn’t lying when he said he wouldn’t have slept with Janet if Tommy had died on 9/11. Tommy picks up a case and throws it at the ghost.
Back at the bar, Shawn toasts Tommy. Best firefighter, best father, best father…in-law. The air goes out of the room as they stare at him. Then he busts out laughing. He got him.
Ellie drives home as the guys keep drinking. Tommy sees Jimmy, but keeps drinking. In the car, Ellie reaches for her phone and makes a call. Teddy’s phone rings, but he doesn’t see it. She puts her phone down as she approaches an intersection. She doesn’t notice that the light has changed. She runs a red. A semi plows through and hits her.