Sandy Neer
So happy New Jersey will go for another season. I have never been into this type programing
until New Jersy HW. I watch it everyday. I feel like part of their family. I hope it will continue for many years. I would love to watch.a day of shooting and have a chance to meet all of them.
Luke Easter
Housewife Reality Shows
Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, wouldn’t you know,
There’s an abundance of silliness, “The Housewife” reality shows,
Chaka Khan sang, “I’m Every Woman” & they changed the tune,
What did it take? It took a television camera and not a full moon.
In the 1950’s, Nat King Cole had a very entertaining variety show,
The majority population wouldn’t buy Westinghouse, they let it go,
When, “America” complained to the sponsor telling them, “hell no,”
Because they understood you can’t make bread without any dough.
Now comes The Real Housewives of New York, Jersey, Beverly Hills,
Shop all day, drink wine at lunchtime and snack on prescription pills,
Make-up so thick, they look like stiffs in a morgue or circus clowns,
Prancing back & forth in luxury automobiles & the cheesiest gowns.
However, many times when these, “Housewives” open their mouth,
A most filthy tirade of hate-laden profanity like a mudslide flows out,
They are the shows teens and pre-teens love to watch and emulate,
Is it any wonder why these kids feel it’s ok to party & stay out late?
In the battle for tougher standards and higher education we loose,
Students don’t know the last four presidents but they know booze,
Just by a commercial, color of the can or bottle or from the smell,
And the closest store that sells alcohol to minors they readily tell.
Home! Little concern about school books, just where’s the remote,
Can’t answer a test question correctly, easily recite the latest joke,
Certainly this can’t be all, yeah that’s true however there is enough,
Question: Where are the parents while they are watching this stuff?
Necklines are way to low, her skirt way to short, this dress is right?
Forget not at the drop of anything these, “ladies” are ready to fight,
They use the B-word more than pimps or groups that gangster rap,
When are the sponsors finally going to say, “enough of this crap.”
As they discuss sex outside the marriage like ordering a pizza pie,
Let’s see, extra cheese, mushrooms, onions, anchovies piled high,
Real Housewives spend time with their kids in the park, at the zoo,
And stay up late in the night helping them with their homework too.
At the mall they teach their children how to shop for the best deal,
This crap on television about getting the most expensive is not real,
And what these tv housewives spend on just a single bottle of wine,
A real mom for a week or more, her real family of five can finely dine.
Shows like this portray an injustice to, “real” housewives everywhere,
Very degrading, demeaning, insulting, it needs to be taken off the air,
The term, “housewife” has long been outdated as many of them work,
Even if the job is, “just being a mom” few have time to be dishing dirt.
Surprisingly enough again maybe not guess who is watching it too?
I love this adage, just a simple case of, “monkey see, monkey do,”
No way is this how a real mother, parent, guardian, lives their lives,
Their titles should be changed to, ”Bogus, Unrealistic Housewives.”
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Aaron Young
Martin Short has been an amazing asset to the Cat in the Hat series. My child has amazed me with the many idea that she has had. When I've asked her where she got her idea's she says "the Cat in the Hat of course!" I go back and watch the episodes only to be enchanted by the voice of Martin Short. His enthusiasim makes the shows worth watching. I love how he feels so excited for each advenuture and not only teaches my child but myself also! Martin really is the magic that makes the show!
Gisele Laviolette
My grand-daughter & I love The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That and I think that Martin Short is absolutely great in the role of the Cat. He is superb and makes it sound so real.