Psych-pop-references-quotes-season-threeNo better show to laugh these days than Psych, hands down. Several reasons for that assumption:

The first is the way both Shawn and Gus call each other in the different episodes; that´s why I´ve done the complete list of Shawn and Gus Nicknames on Psych. And another big reason is the whole bunch of pop references in Psych.

And that´s my current project, I´m doing the whole list of Pop References Quotes of Psych in every episode.

I already listed all the Pop references quotes in Psych season one and the Pop References Quotes in Season Two.

Now it´s time for season three:

Complete list of Psych Pop References and Quotes in Season Three

Psych S03E01 – Ghosts Quotes and Pop References:

Shawn: I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask for that “World’s Greatest Dad” mug back.

Shawn: Oh my God, crap, I just found an entire unopened box of Shrinky Dinks.

Shawn: Oh my God, dude, did you know I have a Furby?

Gus: He’s the new regional sales manager, my immediate boss, and a tyrant. They call him the Little Pinochet.
Shawn: That’s too abstract. Why don’t they just call him Jerk Pants or Suck McJones?

Shawn: I just found a pristine edition of Dynamite magazine. Square Pegs on the cover.

Shawn: I didn´t know Wal-Mart had a wine cellar

Shawn: You are killing ll of my Juju Beans
Haversham: Juju Beans are candy
Shawn: Exactly

Lassiter: I answered every question in character as Tom “Gunny” Highway.
Jules: Who is Tom “Gunny” Highway?
Lassiter: Clint Eastwood’s character in “Heartbreak Ridge”.

Shawn: Tastes like it was dip right out of Willy Wonka´s river

Madeleine: Do you know who you remind me of?
Lassiter: Who?
Madeleine: Did you ever see that movie Hertbreak Ridge?

Shawn: What is all this? The aftershave. The pumiced scalp. The suit.
Henry: I can wear a suit!
Shawn: Which one of the Three Tenors did you borrow it from? Not the dead one, I hope.

Haversham: What’s your game?
Shawn: I have two games: Red Rover and lawn darts. Unfortunately, it takes four for even the most rudimentary game of Rover and they don’t make lawn dart anymore, too dangerous, but that’s not why I’m here.

Shawn: I´m a psychic. And with great power comes great responsibility.

Psych S03E02: Murder?… Anyone?…Anyone?… Bueller? Quotes and Pop References

Gus: That´s not you Shawn, is it?
Shawn: No, it isn´t
Gus: That´s Judd Nelson, isn´t it?
Shawn: Yes it is.

Shawn: Look who just rolled in: Molly RIngwald and Andrew McCarthy… from Fresh Horses

Shawn: Abigail Lytar.
Abigail: Judd Nelson.
Shawn: In the flesh.
Abigail: I loved you in, um…”From the Hip”?
Shawn: Thank you very much. You know, there are those who believe I flared my nostrils too much in that film.
Abigail: Oh, no. I mean, how else could we have possibly known how angst-ridden you were?

Gus: Do you even know what a pep captain is, Shawn?
Shawn: Yeah. He’s a male cheerleader, I believe.
Gus: It’s a leader among men, Shawn. A leader among men.
Shawn: Who cheers. I saw “Bring It On”.

Lassiter: We met at the Santa Barbara Bowl at the Ravi Shankar concert last week, and she asked me out on a date.
Gus: Who goes to someone else’s reunion when they barely even know them?
Shawn: Who goes to a Ravi Shankar concert?

Shawn: The games were on Fridays. That would mean missing Step by Step

Shawn: Who hasn’t seen The Breakfast Club?

Mindy: Barnaby Jones, why don´t you hold my ourse while I go dance

Shawn: Have you ever seen very attractive men solving a crime before?
Abigail: I did see John Cusack preventing a JayWalking once

Shawn dances Footloose-style

Shawn: Lot of successful men have never been married: Ludwig Van Beethoven, Jon Lovitz, Jon Lovitz´s brother

Shawn: Ducky!
Gus: What?
Shawn: Dude. We’ve been looking in the wrong

John Hughes movie. This isn’t Breakfast Club. Or Curly Sue. Or Mr. Mom. And it certainly isn’t Flubber.
Gus: Why’re you hating on Flubber?
Shawn: I’m not hating on Flubber.
Gus: I’m not following.
Shawn: What do all the best John Hughes movies have in common? A love triangle. There’s always a Ducky.

Shawn: Are we back in business, partner? Milo and Otis.
Gus: I get to be Otis?
Shawn Spencer: That’s a given.

Shawn: Good talk, Dad. I gotta run. Actually, there is one more thing. Do you think I could borrow your underpants? Just for like ten minutes?
Henry: No.
Shawn: Oh come on! We’re already in the car! These are, these are iconic film references I’m making tonight!

Shawn: ´Cause I´ve seen Pretty in Pink like 75 times.

Shawn: Tonight, for instance, all I could see were scenes from Pretty in Pink, a giant rhombus and a t-shirt that read “Soccer Moms are Easy.”

Psych S03E03: Daredevils! Quotes and Pop References

Shawn: That´s Dutch the Clutch
Gus: What, do you know that guy?
Shawn: Dude, you don´t remember Dutch the Clutch? He was on That´s Incredible once, when we were kids, and he jumped Springfield Gorge
Shawn: That was Homer Simpson

Shawn: The Allman Brothers generally tend to inhibit my psychic powers

Jules: Is it a true story?
Chief Vick: Maybe it is, maybe I saw it on a rerun of Police Woman

Shawn: That was a typo, what would we be? Killed by Marcel Marceau?
Gus: Marcel Marceau is dead.
Shawn: See, there´s nothing to worry about.

Shawn: They call this a motorcycle show? There´s like four motorcycles here. They don´t even have the bike from Blue Thunder
Gus: That was a helicopter.
Shawn: You are right, I was thinking of Blue Lagoon
Gus: There was no bike in Blue Lagoon
Shawn: How did they go off the Island, Gus?

Shawn: Dude, it´s like High Roads to China

Dutch: I still made it to the George Thorougood concert that night. True Story.

Shawn: It´s a Dunkin Donut patch
Gus: They make great coffee

Shawn: We´ll be as non existent as an Aldo Nova fan

Psych S03E04: The Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable: Quotes and Pop References

Shawn: Don’t I get a phone call or something?
Lassiter: No.
Shawn: Fine, how about a text message? I’ll be quick. I just need to respond, “O-M-G, L-O-L!” Here’s a question: how do you make the face that’s winking with a tongue coming out one side?

Henry: What are you doing here, besides breaking into my house?
Jack: Breaking in? You gave me a key, Henry.
Henry: I didn’t give you a key. I don’t give anyone keys, not even Shawn.
Shawn: Oh, that’s not true. I actually made a copy a while back. It was while I was hooked on Wow! Wow! Wobbzy! on Noggin. I didn’t have cable. Oh, I also stole your toilet paper for about a year. And a hug box of sporks.

Jack: Technically, there’s something I haven’t told you about the whole map.
Shawn: Uncle Jack! This is a pretty big thing to leave out!
Jack: Yeah, I know, I know. It’s a long story. A one-legged woman, bottle of Cutty Sark. The point is, the missing part of the map is the first step of the hunt.

Chief Vick: Mr. Spencer, let me be frank.
Shawn: As long as I can be Dean and Gus can be Sammy.
Gus: Why do I have to be Sammy?
Shawn: Fine. He’s Sammy. That makes you Joey Bishop. Is that what you really want? Do you want to be Joey Bishop?
Juliet: Shawn—
Shawn: I’m sorry, Jules. How often does someone set you up with “Let me be Frank”?

Lassiter: Hold it. So you just gave them the map and told them everything?
Shawn: No, not everything. {Gus smacks him} Okay. Everything.
Lassiter: So they found the treasure?
Shawn: Not exactly. Okay. I may have psychically lead them down the wrong path. The spirit world is just one of life’s little mysteries. Like why the Oxygen Network carries Goodfellas or Why fools fall in love.

Chief Vick: Here you go, Mr. Guster. This is all they had in lost and found in your size.
Gus: An Ugg boot? I can’t wear an Ugg boot with— {she glares at him} It’ll be dope with my one Puma.

Chief Vick: Now, Mr. Spencer—
Shawn and Henry: Yes.
Chief Vick: Oh, I meant the older— Sorry. Not old. Less—
Shawn: Handsome. Less hair? Less friends on Facebook?
Henry: Less nose.
Shawn: Oow!

Gus: You used half my minutes waiting on the line for tickets
Shawn: It was Tony! Toni! Toné! and Wet Wet Wet playing together you know I can´t resist it

Shawn: Hey, Dad. What’s going on? Uh, I’ve got good news. Great news! The electric wrench you’ve been wanting is in stock at Home Depot. Uh, what else? I know there was something else. Oh! I know. If you’re not too busy, Gus, Jack, and I are tied up in a cabin about 100 yard off Tunnel Road, right by where we had the pulled pork sandwiches that one time.

Lassiter: Spencer, are you going to answer my question or not. How did your dad know where to find you?
Shawn: With some people I can communicate with psychic wavelengths. My father is one of them. Val Kilmer is another.

Shawn: The spirits are guiding my man palms! It’s like the movie Idle Hands except with no nudity, which means I must be completely unwatchable right now!

Shawn: HB
Gus: That could be for Hippolyte De Bouchard
Shawn: Or Harry Belafonte

Shawn: If there were doves flying we would be in a John Woo movie

Shawn: In Argentina, Ché is slang for buddy or pal. Sort of like I call you Blackstar or Homeskillet or Big Baby Burton.
Gus: Don’t ever call me homeskillet.
Shawn: Right.
Gus: But why didn’t you tell anybody?
Shawn: I did. She knew just what to do. (The note read: Andres is not real. Follow us. You smell nice.)

Psych S03E05: Disco didn´t die, it was murdered: Quotes and Pop References

Shawn: If you insist on staying involved in this case, then there are going to be rules. I was hired by the police department, therefore it is my ass on the line and those rules will be made by me. You are no longer a cop. And unless you plan on going back to the academy, and climbing the high wall and doing the obstacle course, where you shoot the bad guys, but not the old lady with the sack or the blind guy with the cane or the cute little squirrel with the bushy tail and big fat nut… It started off well.
Gus: It really fell apart at the end.

Shawn: That wasn´t my dad. It was Phil Collins. Yeah, we saw Phil down at the Courthouse

They go to Gold & Silver Pawn shop. The one that carries the show Pawn Stars on History.

Pawn Shop Owner: I’ll have to go look through the box.
Shawn: The box. What do you think the box is? A giant room like in Raiders?
Gus: I think it’s a box.
Shawn: Catacombs underneath the building like in National Treasure?
Gus: Shame on you for knowing that.
Pawn Shop Owner: [Returning with box] This is where we keep all the old unclaimed stuff from over the years.
Gus: As I said, a box.
Shawn Spencer: What do you think’s inside the box?
Gus: Will you calm down?
Shawn Spencer: I can’t, man, there’s stuff in there! All kinds of stuff. Old stuff, shiny stuff, secret stuff! How come you’re not as excited as I am?
Gus: Because I’m not a racoon.
Shawn: You look like a racoon.

Henry: So what kind of wood are we gonna use for these bookshelves, Gus?
Gus: Uhhh… cypress.
Shawn: Cypress? Really?
Gus: It’s a good wood. It’s what Noah’s Ark was made of.

Psych S03E06: There Might Be Blood: Quotes and Pop References

Young Gus: How can you be sure it’s down there?
Young Shawn: I can feel it in my bones, Gus. All great oil wild-catters have that ability: me, Getti, Clampett, Crisco, and Wesson.

Shawn: Night Shift, come on dude, Fonz playing it

Shawn: We are merely pawns, in a bitter sibling feud.
Gus: I’m nobody’s pawn, Shawn. I’m a queen.

Shawn: I´m gonna need a baby umbrella in my MaiTai

Gus: What are we looking for?
Shawn: Anything that tells us who the anonymous tipster is… or a Kit Kat bar.

Shawn: Craig T Nelson is gonna donate his remaining hairs to The Smithsonian

Shawn: Believe me, I know what it feels like growing up with an older sister who gets all the attention.
Chief Vick: I didn’t know you had an older sister, Spencer.
Shawn: I don’t. But I did watch a lot of reruns of “The Brady Bunch”.

Shawn: I know exactly how you feel, and by I, I mean Jen.

Shawn: He made a faulty map with the help of Dre Dre, no, Dr Pepper, No, Dr No… Dr Renaud.

Gus: Didn´t you see Silkwood, Shawn? They are going to make me scrub my skin off

Barbara: Started off cute, now it´s getting to my nerves
Gus: What is it? Entertainment Weekly?

Psych S03E07: Talk Derby to Me: Quotes and Pop References

Shawn: She looks like the Venus de Milo, but she prefers to be called Traci, with an “i”

Shawn: Do you come from the Kids Choice Awards or what?

Chief Vick: That’s our psychic, Shawn Spencer.
Shawn: Psychic and Treasurer of the American Wicker Council. I’m up for re-elction. I’m running on a rattan platform.

Shawn: They stole a DVD copy of Spanglish. Clearly, they weren´t after the merchandise
Gus: That´s hardly evidence
Shawn: Thank you “Professor Know How”
Gus: What?
Shawn: I´m sorry, did you miss that? Maybe I should´ve said MC No Help, or Dr DoNothing because you bring nothing to the table.

Shawn: Don´t be jealous, you are still number one on my MySpace page.

Shawn: That is the code of the roller girl.
Gus: I never thought I would hear you say that.
Shawn: Even more than sinkhole sissy feet flapjack gogo-boots?

Shawn: [points to a mannequin dressed exactly like Gus] Dude, I can’t believe this. You lifted your look right off this mannequin.
Gus: On the contrary, Shawn. Clearly, someone is stealing my look.
Shawn: Right. I did see Tommy Hilfiger creeping from bush to bush sketching you.

Shawn: I´m having some strong messages: First one is Keanu Reeves; he is living on a house I built on a lake two years in the past.

Shawn: It´s a brilliant plan. Only slightly less brilliant than that YouTube video of the monkey bathing the cat

Shawn: We’re available for more cases by the way. Embezzlement, extortion, espionage. Pretty much anything that starts with E. Elephant theft.
Chief Vick: I’ll take that under advisement.
Jules: Elephant theft?
Shawn: Oh, yeah.
Jules: People steal elephants?
Shawn: Major problem. Pretty much out of control.

Psych S03E08: Gus Walks into a Bar: Quotes and Pop References

Luntz: Listen, detective, I don´t wanna play the title game with you
Shawn: Title Game. Is that anything like Celebrity? Cause if it is, I´m gonna kick your ass

Shawn: He´s SWAT, that´s your argument? He´s not Colin Farrell.

Shawn: Go ahead. Slap me in the face, tell me they call you Mister Tibbs.
Gus: I’m not doing that.
Shawn: Come on. It’ll make you feel better.
Gus: [clears his throat] They call me *Mister*…
Gus: I’m not doing that.
Shawn: You were one word away!

Psych S03E09: Christmas Joy: Quotes and Pop References

The whole episode is about Santa Claus.

Shawn: Told you so. Touché.
Gus: You can’t touché your self.
Shawn: Sure I can. Your bad.
Gus: It’s not my bad. You can’t “my bad” for someone else.
Shawn: Yeah, but you ain’t mad at it, though. Know what you saying?

Gus: I´ve never been kicked out of Santa Village before, Shawn
Shawn: You´ll get used to it

Shawn: It´s like a slap in the face. And not a Rhett Butler slap, an Ike Turner slap

Henry: Well, fooling around with your best friend’s sister certainly wasn’t your most brilliant idea.
Shawn: No, that was the toaster alarm I invented in the third grade that woke you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle. [pause] I think I peaked too soon.

Shawn: Alright, give me ten on Do not Ressucitate on the fifth race.I don´t have any money, but if you give me your Paypal account, I´ll make a security deposit online.

Henry: You better not got me the same iPhone I got you
Shawn: Don´t be ridiculous. I got you the Psych iPhone skin. But silly me, you don´t have an iPhone; so I´ll keep it for my new one.

Psych S03E10: Six Feet Under The Sea: Quotes and Pop References

Shawn: Did Jack Cockstaw die?
Gus: Jacques Cousteau died in 1995

Shawn: Pa does not love Fa

Shawn: Is that a backstage pass?
Gus: And a Dolce jacket?
Chief Vick: I have a third row center at Phil Collins tonight, and I get called back here

Gus: I´ve had this dream before Shawn. Ever since we saw Dead Calm. Take one for the team

Randy Labayda: Arrivederci my little furry Michael Phelps

Shawn: You wanna be hawk-eye or crow’s nest?

Shawn: Dude, this is like Out of Sight, but super gay
Gus: Don´t touch me Shawn

Shawn: Dude, I feel so Clooney right now
Gus: I´m not Jennifer Lopez
Shawn: That was a compliment
Gus: How is that possibly a compliment?
Shawn: Did you see El Cantante, she was amazing.

Shawn: I´ve been doing something I like to call stalling, and Rutger Hauer calls Shtalling
Criminal: Why?
Gus: Becase he´s dutch
Criminal: No, why you are stalling

Psych S03E11: Lassie did a bad bad thing Quotes and Pop References

Young Shawn: Did you get me a pinata?
Henry: Nope.
Young Shawn: Pepsi challenge?
Henry: Nope.
Young Shawn: Am I being executed?

Shawn: It’s just stupid, that’s all. I mean, if he didnt have any hair then no one had any business calling him Fuzzy Wuzzy.”
Gus: They were being ironic, Shawn.
Shawn: Yeah, but he wasn’t fuzzy, was he?!
Gus: No, he wasn’t! Irony, Shawn!
Shawn: My point precisely!

Shawn: We were bored the storm took out our cable, and Gus wouldn´t play Boggle or Cranium.

Shawn: Well, you are making Cop and a Half

Shawn: Do any of you guys have a Bic? Montblanc, Paper Mate?

Gus: I’m still not convinced, Shawn. How can you be absolutely certain that Lassiter didn’t shoot Chavez?
Shawn: It’s relatively easy, Gus. I decided to be and therefore I am. Socrates said that.
Gus: No, that was Descartes.
Shawn: That was the cologne we wore in high school.
Gus: That was Drakkar Noir.
Shawn: No, that’s a wine.
Gus: That’s pinot noir.

Shawn: Chief, welcome to The Fortress of Solitude!

Shawn: I read somewhere that a japanese business man spent a fortune on a 200 years old wheel of Jarlsberg
Gus: I think you are confusing it with Monet´s Water Lillies
Shawn: No, I´m pretty sure it was a Jarlsberg

Shawn: What are you, the Great Gatsby? Going to do a little swan-watching with Daisy Buchanan later?
Gus: Wow, how did you come up with that one?
Shawn: Eighth grade summer reading, whaaaat.

Shawn: Of course we’ll help you. You’re like our brother.
Gus: [winces] eh.
Shawn: Stepbrother?
Gus: [winces] eh.
Shawn: Weird kid who lives down the street and eats nothing but mayonnaise on Saltines?

Shawn: My process usually starts with a Holla and ends with a cream sicle
Gus: And if there´s time in between: Thundercats, Oh!

Jules: How would you feel if something happened to Gus?
Shawn: Depends entirely on what happens to him. I mean if he wakes up one day and he is Howard Jones, I´m like “Dude, things can only get better”. He wins the US Open, I´m openly weeping in the front row between his mom and his dad.

Jules: Somebody named Kenneth Loggins
Gus: Kenny Loggins is in jail?
Shawn: The composer of House in Pooh Corner and This is It has fallen in hard times?
Jules: No, not that Kenny Loggins

Shawn: It’s time to go into stealth mode.
Gus: Stealth mode? Hit The Jackal switch!

Shawn: He is seriously depressed, going all Bukowski on us

Henry: Kenny Loggins was in the next cell? Was Jim Messina in there with him?
Shawn: Who is Jim Messina?
Gus: A different Kenny Loggins

Shawn: “I was thinking of ‘Footloose,’ when the she-welder dances over the chair, with the water cascading down.”
Gus: That was Flashdance

Henry: He is “recording every episode of Cops.

Shawn: Poor Kenny Loggins was collateral damage… one may even say, he was in the Danger Zone

Lassiter´s ringtone is Bad Boys

Shawn: I just became Kojak

Shawn: I´m sensing something. Something WIld, Something in the way you look tonight, Deep Blue Something

Psych S03E12: Earth, Wind and Wait for it: Quotes and Pop References

Henry: I can shoot bad guys, I´m like Dirty Harry

Henry: Can you even name a famous fireman?
Young Shawn: …Smokey the Bear?
Henry: First of all, Smokey the Bear is not a fireman. Number two, he’s not real. Number three, HE’S A BEAR! He takes his poops in the woods, is that what you want?

Shawn: Chief, I believe we have a match made in heaven

Shawn: trim that fingernail, Ming the merciless

Shawn: Sun Tzu says that team work can be very sensual

Shawn: Gus, don´t be William Zabka from Bach to School

Shawn: I rode the Backdraft ride on Universal like 37 times.
Gus: You can´t base your theory on a movie
Shawn: There´s a movie?

Shawn: Blair Underwood can´t touch you right now
Gus: Blair Underwood never played a fireman either

Shawn: We have found our arsonurderer.
Gus: What?
Shawn: Firearsman.
Gus: Uh-uh.
Shawn: Señor pantalones del fuego?

Shawn: I´d like a list of all available Zoltar machines for a little 14 year old friend of mine

Gus: I found a picture of John Denver and the Muppets

Gus: And they don’t even have a dalmatian here, Shawn.
Shawn: Would you stop with the dalmatians already?
Gus: I’m just saying. It would be nice to see one in its natural habitat.
Shawn: They’re not indigenous to firehouses, Gus.

Shawn: So, kiddies, always remember to put out your cigarettes when you are finished smoking them.
Teacher: Excuse me!
Shawn: Uh, I mean, uh, don’t smoke, uh, in bed… Or in restaurants… Or in caves.
Teacher: No smoking, absolutely no smoking.
Gus: And don’t listen to anyone who says that a pipe is cool, because I’m telling it is not.
Fire Chief Dan: Get out, get out, get out!

Jules: His name is Steven J Renkel
Shawn: The kid from Family Matters

Shawn: It could be endearing in an eight years older, maybe Terry Thomas, or the original supermodel Lauren Hutton.

Gus: I plead the Fifth.
Shawn: Mmm, element, dimension, Beatle?
Gus: You can’t plead Billy Preston.

Army Johnson: That´s requistion form IG-88

Morgan Conrad: Are you sure?
Shawn: I’m Al B. Sure watching Diane Sure apply Sure roll-on.
Morgan Conrad: That’s pretty sure.
Shawn: That’s all day sure.

Arsinist: Are you a fairy?
Shawn: Hardly, I’ve seen ‘Little Darlings,’ like, 11 times.

Shawn: Same time, one, two, three: Knight Rider

Shawn: If you don’t take him, Cruella will turn him into earmuffs

Psych S03E13: Any Given Friday Night: Quotes and Pop References

Stadium Voice: So that´s it from the ThunderDome

Shawn: We were watching our bi-annual Rae Dawn Chong movie marathon
Lassiter: Did you watch Quest for Fire?

Shawn: This would be a lot easier if you had just run with my genius of a Psych signal idea
Jules: No
Shawn: Don´t you mean yes
Lassiter: What are you talking about?
Shawn: It´s a lot like the Bat Signal only way awesomer

Chief Vick: What´s it saying?
Shawn: Besides “Everyone cut loose”?

Shawn: Chief, my middle name is “Quick”, I changed it for Boutros-Ghali.

Shawn: I´ll make it up to him this weekend. I´ll head up over there and bring him a pouch of Big League Chew, maybe watch a couple of episodes of The Mentalist, we´ll be fine.

Shawn: I should´ve broguth my autograph book. I´ve been stuck in C Evertt Koop and Drew Lachey for a while now.

Shawn: The only thing we have in common except Agent Sloan and Harry Hamlim. Who is with me on Hamlim?
Gus: Literally no one is with you

Shawn: Gus almost fainted when we run into Ralph Maccio in a Del Taco
Gus: For the record, he wasn´t working there

Shawn: Benji, the locker room attendant let us in. Big fan of Rent, told him Gus was Taye Diggs, so he also gave us this old jerseys. How do I look Jules?
Juliet: Like my 11-year-old nephew in his Peyton Manning pajamas.
Shawn: Your 11-year-old nephew is ruggedly sexy? That’s weird.

Shawn imitates the pose of the crane kick to the football team kicker

Shawn: Dude, check the books, I think I just tied Tom Dempsey´s record of longest field
Gus: Oh no, you didn´t, his record was 61 yards, not 61 feet.

Shawn: Have you ever seen Altered States? I´ve just been a monkey

Shawn: I´m Emilio Estevez Esteevez
Football Player: Like the actor?
Shawn: You are thinking Charlie Sheen… actually, probably you are not thinkin anything.

Football Player: I heard a rumour about some russians
Shawn: I hope it´s not that they’re coming.

There´s a picture of Ralph Maccio in the back in a shop.

Lassiter: What was that?
Shawn: Something about Night of the Comet

Shawn: Oh Lassie, your haircut is worse than Joyce Hyser in Just One of the Guys

Shawn: Where are your John Stockton shorts

Shawn: I´m not a player but I crush a lot

Shawn: Jail is not so bad, have you guys seen Stir Crazy?

Psych S03E14: Truer Lies: Quotes and Pop References

The episode title references True Lies with Arnold Schwarzenegger

Shawn: How can you tell that someone’s a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming their pants aren’t on fire.

Gus: Then it was Grimace, that brother was funny, whaaat!
Shawn: No, no, no, no. Excuse us. I gave you Vin Diesel.
Gus: Gave me?
Shawn: You are not claiming Grimace as a brother

Shawn: I think that is Koko B Ware

Shawn: Bingo
Gus: Don´t say Bingo
Shawn: Cranium

Shawn: Even Batman takes off the cape when he is in the cave with Alfred, so pretend like I´m Alfred and you be Ryan Wayne.

Lassiter: You should either call Bigfoot or The Lock Ness Monster if you need any help. They´d be happy to help
Shawn: First of all, Bigfoot and I haven´t spoken in five years, six if you don´t count his cousin´s wedding which was literally “Hey B”, Grrrrr

Lassiter: In what world would we apologize to you?
Shawn: Wayne’s, maybe Dave’s.

Psych S03E15: Tuesday the 17th: Quotes and Pop References

Title references the horror classic

In camera shots from the killers point of view, you see through the eyeholes of a mask like in the begining of Halloween

A character named Jason Cunningham after the movie’s villain (Jason Voorhees) and Sean Cunninghan (the movie’s director); the burlap sack which the killer uses as a mask is similar to the mask Jason used in his first appearance in the Friday the 13th series; the camp song heard at the beginning of the episode contains the lyric “crystal lake”, which was the name of the camp in the movie.

The killer who haunts the camp wears a bag over his head, similar to Jason’s in “Friday the 13th Part 2.”

Annie watches a movie in which the killer wears a hockey mask.

Shawns Piñata is shown underwater and chained to the bottom of the lake just like Jason is in this film.

Young Shawn: It´s a million degrees here. Why don´t you go live in Hoth, you freak?

Shawn: It´s my Rick Astley piñata
Gus: Rick Astley? It looks more like Ann Margaret
Jason: I had it narrowed down to Eric Stoltz or Boris Becker
Shawn: What are you thinking? Who would make an Eric Stoltz piñata?

Shawn: Like the Morey twins, sticking together no matter what

Clive: I think he is inside trying to figure out what’s eating Gilbert Grape

Jason: You destroyed me, Iago!
Shawn: What has the parrot from Aladdin have to do with it?

Gus: I´ve seen enough slasher movies to know that when the brother goes out he doesn´t even sorta come back
Shawn: LL Cool J made it all the way through Deep Blue Sea.
Gus: That was in the water Shawn, with sharks and Sam Jackson’s ass still got swallowed whole.

Shawn: This isn´t Friday the 13th, it´s April Fool´s Day, same formula, but with a killer twist ending.

Shawn: You two are officially my least favorite tag team of all time!
Clive: Really? With Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff on the table?
Shawn: Wow! You just made that reference!

Jules: Can’t you do better than ‘vibes’?
Shawn: Jeff Goldblum and Cyndi Lauper couldn’t.

Psych S03E16: An Evening with Mr Yang:  Quotes and Pop References

Shawn: What’s your point, man?
Gus: My point is you’re going to be eighty years old and still shamelessly hitting on waitresses. Is that what you want?
Shawn: Is that a trick question? Alright, Hitch, do you want to see some Hill Hunting action? Here you go
Gus: Who are you calling, Juliet? That routine is as tired as the waitresses
Shawn: Wait for it, wait for it
Abigail: Hello?
Shawn: Abigail Lytar? Judd Nelson
Gus: Shawn, stop playing, is that really Abigail?

Shawn: I´ll pick you up at seven. I´ll be the one flaring my nostrils, incontrollably

Shawn: How do you like them apples?

Shawn: I googled myself

Mary: Two opposites and at the same time complimentary aspects: Dark versus light, killer versus cop, Kramer versus Kramer

Shawn: Sorry guys, my dad was just dropping off my ‘Zodiac’ DVD

Lassie: Fine, knock yourself out, Dr Dolittle

Gus: Hey guys, guess who I am… (Gus dances) I´m Michael Jackson. The King of Pop

Abigail: He was bad in Othello in senior year, he´s bad now

Mary: Ankle weights, I read about them in Men´s Fitness. Totally reinvigorated Ryan Reynolds career

Gus: Hey everybody, check it out. Look how big I am compared to this plane. I´m King Kong

Shawn: You said it, with your weird name, and your Ken Burns hair style

Mary: Hey you remember that movie with Patrick Swayze North and South, talk about civil war buff

Madeleine: Now it´s time to see about a girl

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