Best Quotes and House-isms from Gregory House – Season 1

houseisms-season-one-house-quotesWe all loved him, or loved to hate him. And House MD is one of the most iconic TV shows of the past few years, and Gregory House is definitely one of the most iconic TV characters, played to perfection by Hugh Laurie. He even managed to have several unforgettable quotes we could call House-isms.

And here I am listing them, and also, making several updatabale memes about them. So you can bookmark this page to come back for more images of House-isms memes. I am starting with season one, but will keep on adding until completing season eight. So, make sure to comeback.

(I also added some Cameron-isms, Chase-isms, Foreman-isms, Cuddy-isms, Taub-isms, Wilson-isms, Thirteen-isms since they were all good characters). Continue reading

House S08E21 best moments and quotes un-spoilers: Holding On

House-Ep21-Holding-On-spoilers-quotes-wilson-diesHouse is ending, and we have the biggest question in wether Wilson dies in the finale or not. But before the finale, there´s the penultimate episode of House still to air Monday, May 14 9PM on Fox.
In this episode called Holding On, The team takes on the case of Derrick (guest star Skylar Astin), a 19-year-old college student who had a mysterious nose bleed during cheerleading practice, and discovers that his health issues are likely both physiological and psychological. Possibly suffering from schizophrenia, Derrick claims to hear his deceased brother’s voice in his head. Meanwhile, Wilson gets advice from former colleague Thirteen (guest star Olivia Wilde) and Foreman tries a different approach with House. Continue reading

May Sweeps on Fox Highlights – Previews and Spoilers for all shows

fox-may-sweepsThis May, FOX presents major television events, all-new episodes and big guest stars, including the final four episodes of the groundbreaking, seminal series HOUSE, with installments directed by series star Hugh Laurie April 30 and Peter Weller May 7, and the two-hour Series Finale event May 21; the one-hour season finale of FAMILY GUY May 20; GLEE’s hotly anticipated McKinley High School graduation May 22; the three-hour, two-night season finale of AMERICAN IDOL, featuring the final performance show May 22 and the final live results show that’s sure to captivate America May 23; special FOX Sports primetime broadcasts of NASCAR ON FOX April 28 Continue reading

House Finale Spoiler: House dies, Wilson dies Everybody Dies… maybe

house-dies-dying-finale-spoilerHouse MD is getting to an end, after eight long seasons, and becoming probably the most beloved doctor on television, even perhaps surpassing the likes of Bill Cosby, Neal Patrick Harris and George Clooney´s characters. Well, now that House is ending, it´s time to theorize how the ending will be.

And here comes a lot of information going around to help us with this. I have to tell you right before we start, I know many people will head to the comments to tell me I´m wrong. And I surely hope I am. It´s just there are too many signs pointing towards Gregory House dying on House Finale that it´s either happening, or it´s a smoke screen from showrunners to steer us in the other direction and surprise us. Continue reading

Cancelled and Renewed Shows 2012: Fox cancels House at season eight end

house-cancelled-renewed-season-eight-fox-3My lists of cancelled shows of 2012 and renewed shows of 2012 keep growing. And this one I didn´t think I was going to write this year, and instead probably next year.

Fox cancelled House after eight seasons, and the show will end its run when this season comes to an end, so instead of season finale, we are closing in on House Series Finale.

House getting cancelled has been coming for a while, with Hugh Laurie pursuing his musical career, with Lisa Edelstein leaving last year, with only a handful of the original cast members, and with ratings decline. Continue reading

House MD S07E16 – Out of the Chute Spoilers and Quotes

house-spoilers-quotes-out-of-the-chuteFresh out of Cuddy and House Breaking Up when everyone thought Cuddy was dying, in an epic episode where Hugh Laurie sang as House Get Happy, we get to see the post break up, and a great episode of House, where a young professional champion bullfighter is admitted for treatment after being attacked by a bull. After conducting multiple inconclusive tests, the team enlists House’s advice outside of the hospital while he attends to a few issues away from the case. Back in the hospital, the bullfighter’s condition continues to worsen, but with disappearing symptoms and the patient’s more frequent mini-seizures, the team’s last option is risky open-heart surgery. Meanwhile, Masters develops a crush on their bullfighter patient much to Taub’s surprise.

Best Quotes from House MD S07E16 Out of the Chute

Wilson: Are you sure Vicodin is…

House: Worse is worse

Wilson: You don´t only want to avoid the issue. You want to avoid avoiding the issue

House: Why didn´t I meet you six months earlier

House: Eat fast, we are expecting company

Wilson: Ok, this might not be such a bad idea

House: I´m not an idiot, I know when I need help

Wilson: I meant a counselor
House: I know
Wilson: But you meant a hooker
House: That´s right, baby steps

Wilson: You knew he was an addict before you got involved
Cuddy: I didn´t end the relationship because…
Wilson: You knew he was an ass
Cuddy: I didn´t end it because
Wilson: You told him you did not want him to change
Cuddy: And I was wrong
Wilson: You don´t know that. You thought you were going to die. You really think that´s the best time to make that decision?
Cuddy: No, but I thought about it a lot, and I haven´t changed my mind

Wilson: Just give him another chance. He deserves it
Cuddy: I know, but this is not about what he deserves

House: Tell Cuddy that spying is for cowards

Martha: That´s amazing

House: Let me rephrase it: Who´s your daddy?

Chase: Stop screwing with Foreman

Martha: You think I´m attracted to the patient?
Taub: Yes, but that´s against the rules, so you wouldn´t

Martha: You want to cut him open?
House: Only if you want to know what´s worng with him

House: I like you Cornell, don´t mess it

Martha: Then you´ll be hotter… you´ll feel hotter

Taub: Whaaaa
Martha: Shut up

Taub: Somehow your rational brain is losing the argument. That is interesting.

Wilson: Why don´t you move back with me?

House: Leave me alone!
Wilson: No. We are gonna talk about this, and we are gonna deal with this.

Cuddy: I love him, and I know he loves me.

Wilson: He needs you, even if you are not sleeping with him, he needs you in his life

Cuddy: I can´t fix his problem. I am his problem

Martha: That wasn´t even close!…That was brilliant
House: Yeah

Wilson: It´s understandable
House: I hate when you do that

House: Yes, I am as serious as a Heart Attack

Cuddy: House, we need to talk

House: Do you think because you broke my heart, I want to break his?

House: My damaged, depressed drug addled judgement is still better than yours or any other doctor in this hospital. And my team is going to do this procedure and save his life. So either you call security and have me arrested with my team, or you get the hell out of my way… And she caves

Did House try to suicide or was he just looking for excitement?

House: What do you do when you win?
Crowd: Party!
House: What do you do when you lose?
Crowd: Party harder!

What was House MD song on the opening with the bull, In Out of the Chute Episode S07E16?

The song was Black Lab´s This Night

Black Lab´s This Night Lyric – House MD S07E16 Song:

There are things I have done
There’s a place I have gone
There’s a beast and I let it run
Now it’s running my way

There are things I regret
Cause you can’t forgive
You can’t forget
There’s a gift that you send
You sent it my way

[Chorus:]
So take this night
Wrap it around me like a sheet
I know I’m not forgiven
But I need a place to sleep
So take this night
And lay me down on the street
I know I’m not forgiven
But I hope that I’ll be
given some peace

There’s a game that I play
There are rules I had to break
There’s mistakes that I’ve made
But I’ve made them my way

Chorus

Some peace
Some peace

What was House MD song on the closing sequence with the hotel room, In Out of the Chute Episode S07E16?

The song was Arcade Fire´s My Body is a Cage

Arcade Fire´s My Body is a Cage Lyric – House MD S07E16 Song:

My body is a cage that keeps me
From dancing with the one I love
But my mind holds the key

My body is a cage that keeps me
From dancing with the one I love
But my mind holds the key

I’m standing on a stage
Of fear and self-doubt
It’s a hollow play
But they’ll clap anyway

My body is a cage that keeps me
From dancing with the one I love
But my mind holds the key

You’re standing next to me
My mind holds the key

I’m living in an age
That calls darkness light
Though my language is dead
Still the shapes fill my head

I’m living in an age
Whose name I don’t know
Though the fear keeps me moving
Still my heart beats so slow

My body is a cage that keeps me
From dancing with the one I love
But my mind holds the key

You’re standing next to me
My mind holds the key
My body is a

My body is a cage
We take what we’re given
Just because you’ve forgotten
That don’t mean you’re forgiven

I’m living in an age
That screams my name at night
But when I get to the doorway
There’s no one in sight

My body is a cage that keeps me
From dancing with the one I love
But my mind holds the key

You’re standing next to me
My mind holds the key

Set my spirit free
Set my spirit free
Set my body free

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BTW: MikeSaros did a great recap on IMDB.

Open with a bullfighter named Layne pulling off a successful ride. Afterwards he stands strangely still while the bull knocks him across the ring and begins stomped on his chest and head.

Wilson goes to look in on the recently dumped House, whose checked himself into a nice hotel. House has been going heavy on the Vocodin and says his pain is worse. Concierge Carnell references getting House “anything” he wants and House’s mind quickly turns to prostitutes.

House has also called in sick, leaving the rest of the team to figure out Layne. Making things difficult is that his lengthy injury history will make some tests impossible and others useless. Masters learns for the first time about House’s history with Vicodine.

Wilson goes to Cuddy and begs her to give House another chance. While she agrees he deserves another chance, the situation isn’t just about him. She doesn’t think he’ll ever be able to give her what she needs in a partner. Wilson tells her he’s back on Vicodin, advising her to keep an eye on his new patient.

While in a bathtub with a prostitute, House advises the team the standard inner-ear test they used on Layne won’t be enough since he’s such an elite athlete. House is also well aware that Cuddy was in the room listening to the conference call.

Layne passes the inner ear test with no problem. It is also clear that Masters has something of a crush on Layne. After the test he begins bleeding in his mouth.

In bed with a different prostitute, House gets a call from the team. They tell him about the blood in Layne’s sputum. Masters makes a comment to House his being on Vicodin. He lies and tells her he’s not taking the drug.

Taub asks Masters about her attraction to Layne. Even she’s not sure where it’s coming from. Taub tells her not to worry about House and Vicodin. During the scope they notice his eyes are yellowing.

House (who is with yet another prostitute) suggests they need to cut Layne open to get a better sense of what is going on.

During surgery they notice a mass from Layne’s x-ray has disappeared.

They bring the new x-ray to House, who is lying in bed with another prostitute. House suggests an infection. Despite the danger House thinks they should try a ventricular puncture (needle into the brain), which might be slightly safer than a spinal tap.

While performing the test on Layne’s brain the patient’s stats begin dropping. His airway is closed and they have to go the tracheotomy route to get his numbers back up. They notice a strong odor and discover it’s coming from his feet.

The team calls House with an update. While House and yet another prostitute trick Carnell with a fake William Tell-gone-wrong gag, he suggests another kind of infection and they plan to look at Layne’s heart. Wilson shows up looking serious.

To offset the obvious issue with the metal in Layne’s body cavity, the team injects ice water into his body and attempts an MRI.

At the hotel bar Wilson wants House to talk about his problems. House resists.

With smoke literally coming from Layne’s ribcage Taub is able to get an MRI picture. But it doesn’t show anything abnormal.

Wilson goes to see Cuddy and tells her she has to go talk to House. He says House needs her in his life even if the relationship isn’t romantic. But she responds that “I can’t fix his problem. I am his problem.”

In order to see whether Layne might be having small seizures and in need of a dangerous (for him) CT, House suggests having Layne sing along with a metronome. Layne pauses several times without realizing it.

While Wilson tries to comfort House about his current depression Foreman calls with words Layne’s CT was clean.

To find the imperfection in his aorta House wants to put pressure on Layne’s heart until it tears. They can then repair the damage, so long as he doesn’t die first. The team hates the idea, but House goes to Layne with the incredibly dangerous idea anyway. Layne seems okay with the test even though it may mean the end of the career he loves. He is very matter-of-fact about the prospect of moving on to something else and House seems impacted by this. At this exact moment Cuddy walks in needing to talk.

In the hall Cuddy tells House she thinks his crazy idea with Layne is an attempt to fill a void. She thinks his judgment has been affected by the drugs. House is adamant she either arrest his team or get out of the way. Cuddy does nothing.

During the test Layne’s heart has a massive blowout. But Taub, Chase and Foreman are able to repair the damage in time. An almost stunned Foreman says “It worked” and Masters smiles.

Layne wakes up to Masters sitting in the room. She tells him that he’ll be okay as long as he doesn’t get his heart rate up too high. She then awkwardly asks him out. He says “uh” and she leaves.

House watches college kids partying at a bar. The bartender talks about how nice it must be to have your life ahead of you and House stares intently at the group, seeing them in slow-motion as he drinks his scotch.

Cut to House up in his room with several empty bottles around him. We see Wilson downstairs asking the bartender about House. House takes several pills and moves to the balcony. He climbs on top of the railing and looks down. We see Wilson moving through the hotel bar and onto its outdoor patio looking for House. Wilson and everyone else look up and see House. House jumps off the balcony as Wilson yells “No!” We hear House yell “cannonball” and land in the pool. Under the water he smiles. He surfaces and is joined in the pool by dozens of drunk college kids. House pumps his fist and chugs a beer. Wilson shakes his head and walks away.

House MD S07E14 – Recession Proof Spoilers, Recap, Quotes

house-spoilers-quotes-recession-proofWe are getting to one very special episode on House called Bombshells in which we get to see wether Cuddy dies or not on House, and we are approaching the time when negotiations to get the cast back for season 8 of House are intensifying, and we start speculating if Wilson will leave House or not.

But before all that can happen or not. A new episode of House aired called Recession Proof, in which a patient is admitted after breaking out in a severe rash triggered by caustic chemical exposure at his blue-collar job. As the team treats him, they discover that he has led his wife to believe that he is still maintaining his once-lucrative real estate career. Meanwhile, Cuddy is honored with an award and needs House to be at the charity event for support, but his attendance is threatened when his patient’s battle to survive forces him to question his practice and his own happiness. Also, Chase and Masters teach each other a lesson in forging meaningful personal and professional relationships.

Best Quotes from House MD S07E14 Recession Proof

Cuddy: I assume you are avoiding me because of the charity event

Martha: He´s lying

House: Stand up… our little girl is finally growing up

House: All right, I’ll send along one of your big brothers to help. Do you want Scary, Swarmy, or Shorty? (In reference to Foreman, Chase and Taub)

Bert: I used to be a janitor… now I´m cleaning the bathrooms of the people I built the houses for

Wilson: Are you really going to the charity gala? Why?

House: I realize that three failed marriages can leave a man twisted and bitter inside but in a good relationship people often do good things for each other

House: Why do people think I´m incapable of doing nice things?
Wilson: Experience

House: Cause of death was an overly stabby girlfriend

House: Taub´s life partner has a point

Martha: So it´s Obama´s fault you are lying to your wife?

Chase: You are sharing the unique insight that women don´t like lying?

Foreman: Are you letting me win?

Foreman: You poisoned me

Foreman: Taub tried to kill me last night

House: Can´t you think and poop at the same time? There´s a life in stake here

House: These guys recorded with Juan Gabriel

House: Consider this me booting you off the nest

Martha: Do you even like me?

Chase: Be honest with her, but when it comes to wether brutal truth or some hope, go with the hope

House: I solved the case
Wilson: Your patient died
House: I didn´t say in time

House: We really need to talk, big time

House: I´ve made a decision. Being happy and being in love with you makes me a crappy doctor

House: You make me a worse doctor and people are gonna die… and you are totally worth it. If I had to choose between saving everybody or being happy and loving you I choose you, I choose being happy with you. I will always choose you… hehe, my hand is in your vagina

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House MD Spoiler: Is Cuddy dying on House? Is Lisa Edelstein leaving?

lisa-cuddy-dying-house-spoiler

Update: Omar Epps and Robert Sean Leonard already signed to be in the eight and probably last season of House, but as a Shocker, Lisa Edelstein IS leaving House MD.

Cuddy´s Lisa Edelstein PR on leaving House MD

Lisa Edelstein just released the following statement: “After much consideration, I am moving onward with a combination of disappointment at leaving behind a character I have loved playing for seven years and excitement of the new opportunities in acting and producing that lie ahead.” So this means Lisa Edelstein´s Dr Cuddy is leaving House, and what will that mean for the show? Who knows. Maybe House ends up with Olivia Wilde´s Thriteen. Who knows.

What do you think about Lisa Edelstein leaving House?

A lot is happening on the House MD front, with rumours about Wilson leaving House, as it is announced by the promos of the next House episode “This is no ordinary episode of House.” and we are not yet giving too big a spoiler.

Candice Bergen will be back to reprise her role as Cuddy´s mom, but why will she be there? Well, as it´s teased by TVLine, and the big reason why is because of her daughter´s health.

Is Cuddy dying on House? Is Lisa Edelstein leaving?

As I told you when discussing Wilson, Hugh Laurie is the only one inked beyond this season, but showrunners are confident that Robert Sean Leonard, Lisa Edelstein, and the rest of the cast will be back for next season of House.

But that does not say anything on wether Cuddy will die on House or not. Well, I can say this is a big tease from the Ausiello gang, and Cuddy is not dying. But you will surely be dying to watch the episode of House, since Hugh Laurie will be singing, and there will be a lot of fantasy sequences.

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House Spoilers: Is Wilson leaving House MD?

wilson-leaving-house-spoilers-robert-sean-leonardRobert Sean Leonard, the actor who portrays Wilson in Fox hit drama House MD has landed a lead role in Broadway show Born Yesterday, a play that will begin late March and open in April; around the time of the final House MD episodes are slated to air.

Does this mean Wilson will leave House?
Well, not necessarily, since the showrunners can make it work with both jobs for Robert Sean Leonard not making an impact on the filming if the series.

But the thing this days is elsewhere. Robert Sean Leonard has not yet signed a contract for the eight season of House MD. So, will he sign? Is Robert Sean Leonard, Wilson, leaving House?
Only speculation so far… but things look promising. At least it´s not a power move by the actor, nor from the studio; it´s just they didn´t do all the signings just yet; and the only castmember already inked for season 8 is Hugh Laurie, doctor House himself.

But once again I ask… Is Wilson leaving House because of a side job on Broadway?

House showrunners have gone all the way to accommodate to absences work related, as the case of Olivia Wilde.
Kal Penn, who played Dr Kutner died on the show, mainly because his job was overseas and in the public administration. If not, they´d have probably worked it out too.

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House MD S07E11 – Family Practice Spoilers, Recap, Quotes

house-spoilers-quotes-hugh-laurie-family-practiceAnother great episode on our favourite doctor on tv. House had an all new episode called Family Practice in which Cuddy’s mother, Arlene, is admitted to Princeton Plansboro after complaining about unusual symptoms, but stubborn Arlene insists that House be removed from the case, forcing House to come up with non-conventional – and illegal – means to treat his patient. House instructs his team to follow his lead, and they discover details in Arlene’s personal life that she kept secret from Cuddy and her sister Lucinda. Later, Cuddy places her trust in House to ensure that her mother receives the proper medical treatment, leading “by the book” medical student Masters to reevaluate her responsibility to practice within a code of ethics and to follow her boss’ orders.

Best Quotes from House MD S07E11 – Family Practice

Arlene: If you are gonna dress like an Italian hooker, at least let it be this year italian hooker

Arlene: My heart is doing that weird thing again
Cuddy: What? Breathing? That´s normal on human beings

Cuddy: I have to take you to the hospital

House: You don´t want me involved. You don´t want you involved

House: You know this is going to be a disaster
Cuddy: This is my mom we are talking

Arlene: She´s forgotten how to be a real doctor

Martha: I was crowned Homecoming Geek

Martha: Is that Cuddy´s mom?
Taub: Some part of her

Cuddy: Go Mom!

Cuddy: Mom´s having a fling
Paige: I know

House: I´m sorry she´s sick, I´m not sorry I´m off the case

Cuddy: You are on the case, she just doesn´t need to know

Foreman: We gotta run this by Cuddy
House: Why do you think I´m in a bad mood?

Arlene: You are scaring me Lisa

Arlene: I may be your patient but I´m stillo your mother, and I´m telling you I´m not a drunk

Cuddy: You were right, as usual

Foreman: You are losing control because she´s your girlfriend´s mother

House: Do it or you´re fired

Taub: Am I a horrible person?

Arlene: Do you want to hear I love you both the same? Of course I do. But in times like this, when we argue, that reminds me I have more in common with her. I love you both but I like her more

Cuddy: I´m so sorry guys I got you into this, you can go

House: I´m right
Cuddy: I know, and I´ll do it but

House: I´m kicking you out of your office. Yes you; this is not her office

House: If you tell anyone I will get you thrown out of medical school, and I´ll destroy your career
Martha: I thought about that. Lying about me won´t work. Everybody knows your reputation
House: True. But I won´t have to lie. Buried in your coma patience big big file there´s a form that doesn´t allow treatment without the expressed consent of the relatives. You drew blood; it´s not just a screw up, it´s a criminal assault.
Martha: But you told me
House: Nope, as you recall…
Martha: You set me up. Why?
House: Because this patient is the highest priority

House: Happy?

Cuddy: What just happened?
House: You just killed her

House: You never confront her. That pisses me off
Cuddy: Are you taking this personally
House: If she dies, maybe a week from now, maybe a year from now you are going to decide that the man sleeping next to you killed your mother. Get me my patient back!

Cuddy: If you transfer to Princeton General you´ll be treated well and you´ll die; if you stay here, with House, you´ll be treated bad, but you´ll live

Cuddy: Do something!
House: I do

Cuddy: What are you doing?
House: Do you really want me to stop and explain

Taub: I thought you didn´t want to see me
Rachel: I didn´t, but Foreman called me

Rachel: You were a crappy husband, but you are a good person

House: Once again, you are unfired

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