Martha Stewart Spoilers and Listings for January 2 – 6 2012 on Hallmark

martha-stewart-show-january-2-6New year is just around the corner, and Martha Stewart Show comes to TV every weekday of 2012 first week at 10 AM (9C) on Hallmark Channel.
Here´s what she´s bringing for the last week. While waiting for that, remember you can enter Martha Stewart´s Sweepstakes Contest.

Martha Stewart Show on Monday, January 2 – Hugh Jackman and Chef Thomas Keller

Wake up to fresh, new ways to enjoy coffee as actor Hugh Jackman makes a delicious recipe using ingredients from Laughing Man Coffee and Tea, his new charity brand. Then, chef Thomas Keller shares flavorful, gluten-free fried chicken and waffles, and Harper’s Bazaar editor Glenda Bailey gives a peek at her coffee table book “Harper’s Bazaar: Greatest Hits.”

Martha Stewart Show on Tuesday, January 3 – MSLB7037R

Get kitchen inspiration with delicious seared sea bass and pickled pearl-onion recipes from Daniel Humm, executive chef at New York’s Eleven Madison Park. Then, turn your house into a comfortable home with stylish decorating tips from interior designer Deborah Needleman. And get a natural solution for starting up your fireplace this season with a pinecone fire-starter craft.

Martha Stewart Show on Wednesday, January 4 – The Sticky Show

It’s a celebration of all things sticky! Serve up finger-licking barbecue spare ribs and sticky rice recipes from chef Anita Lo. Then, make the gooiest, stickiest toffee pudding you’ve ever tasted with TV chef Nora Singley. Plus, TV crafter Kristin St. Clair makes a chic, affordable bangle from everyday rope.

Martha Stewart Show on Thursday, January 5 – You Asked For It!

Join Martha for a show dedicated to chicken, cupcakes, and baby shower ideas — all top searches on MarthaStewart.com! Prepare affordable dinners with recipes for chicken breast over greens, spicy glazed wings, and roasted thighs from Everyday Food’s Sarah Carey. Elevate basic cupcakes with a spectacular coconut cream recipe from TV chef Thomas Joseph. And learn a clever way to personalize baby snap tees with artist Shannon Carter.

Martha Stewart Show on Friday, January 6 – The Pasta Show

Master making homemade pasta with tricks of the trade and recipes for gnocchi marinara and spaghetti with garlic from chef Lidia Bastianich. Then, chef Scott Conant prepares fresh ricotta raviolini with cherry tomatoes. Plus, a Skype cooking session for pasta using pantry ingredients, with a home viewer.

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Martha Stewart Spoilers and Listings for December 26 – 30 on Hallmark

martha-stewart-show-december-26-30One more week to end the year, and Martha Stewart Show comes to TV every weekday at 10 AM (9C) on Hallmark
Here´s what she´s bringing for the last week. While waiting for that, remember you can enter Martha Stewart´s Sweepstakes Contest.

Martha Stewart Show on Monday, December 26 – The Pet Show

Meet the most adorable pets and learn new ways to feed, clothe, and care for them. See the latest in canine couture with Martha’s fashion show of dressed-to-the-nines dogs; discover rare cat breeds with amazing tiger- and leopard-like coats; and cook an unforgettable doggie meal with a pork loin recipe from “The Culinary Canine” contributor Harry Schwartz.

Martha Stewart Show on Tuesday, December 27 – Martha´s DIY Finds

Discover new recipes and craft projects with an hour full of DIY ideas that have inspired Martha. Learn home-kitchen techniques for making store-bought favorites — authentic challah bread and low-fat latte drinks — with no fancy equipment necessary. Then, turn kids’ stuffed animals into a delightful chair or throw pillow with an easy how-to from designer Kelly Behun.

Martha Stewart Show on Wednesday, December 28 – Hearty Roasted Salads

Make a healthy, satisfying salad with a roasted vegetable recipe from Whole Living editor Shira Bocar. Then, Martha invites one of her biggest fans into the crafts room for a fun photo-mat-making session. Plus, learn how to incorporate moss into your green space with moss man David Spain.

Martha Stewart Show on Thursday, December 29 – The Stay at Home Dads Show

Step into the world of household fatherhood with dad-friendly recipes and an audience full of stay-at-home dads. Make savory minestrone-Parmesan potpie with super-dad Benjamin Frank; get a man-sized lesson in leftover lunches with Associated Press food editor J.M. Hirsch; and craft a simple wood dollhouse with blogger Joel Henriques.

Martha Stewart Show on Friday, December 30 – Top 10 Wedding Dilemmas Solved

Get solutions to the biggest wedding dilemmas with expert advice from Martha Stewart Weddings editor and ultimate party planner Darcy Miller. Then, TV crafter and newlywed Kristin St. Clair shares handmade favor ideas from her own wedding. Plus, a fashion show of the latest wedding looks.

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Martha Stewart Spoilers and Listings for December 5 – 9 on Hallmark

Martha Stewart show comes to TV every weekday at 10 AM (9C) on Hallmark and this week she has a lot in the store, from an entire show dedicated to Stay-At-Home Dads to a Pet Show.
Here´s what she´s bringing.

Martha Stewart Show on Monday, December 5 – Holiday Yarn Projects

Give a cozy, handmade gift with a creative knit statement necklace, made from Martha Stewart Crafts Lion Brand yarn, that’s perfect for fashion-forward loved ones. Then, get custom packaging ideas from TV art director Anduin Havens, and Everyday Food’s Sarah Carey shares a simple recipe for edible gift-giving.

Martha Stewart Show on Tuesday, December 6 – Glittered Ornaments

Add sparkle to your holiday tree with an easy glittered ornament how-to from artist and ReMarthable contest finalist Kari Tarr. Then, make apple pie with a twist — savory cheddar cheese baked into the crust — with Martha’s niece Sophie Herbert. Plus, a recipe for snowball-size chocolate-coconut cakes.

Martha Stewart Show on Wednesday, December 7 – Christmas Tree Ideas

Craft a clever tabletop tree using backyard birch branches with Martha Stewart Living crafts director Hannah Milman. Plus, beautify your home for the holidays with modern decor ideas from event designer David Monn, and pick the perfect Christmas tree for your home with a glossary of common evergreens.

Martha Stewart Show on Thursday, December 8 – Citrus Fruit Ornaments

Turn dried lemon and orange slices into fun, affordable glittered ornaments with an inventive how-to from the sisters behind the Letter 4 blog. Then, learn how to make Noah’s ark animal stamps for kids, and get chef Ryan Farr’s brandy-spiked chicken-apple sausage recipe.

Martha Stewart Show on Friday, December 9 – Handmade Jewelry Gifts

Make a stylish leather bracelet with a simple bead embellishment, a lovely present for the fashionista on your list, with TV crafter Hosanna Houser. Plus, Martha makes festive sour lemon cake for the holidays and TV gardener Andrea Mason shares decorative concrete container gifts for gardeners.

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Martha Stewart Spoilers and Listings for November 28 through December 2 on Hallmark

Martha Stewart show comes to TV every weekday at 10 AM (9C) on Hallmark and this week she has a lot in the store, from an entire show dedicated to Stay-At-Home Dads to a Pet Show.
Here´s what she´s bringing.

Martha Stewart Show on Monday, November 28 Martha’s Holiday Finds

Get holiday gift inspiration with a show full of Martha’s Finds! Discover the adorable baby products that Martha couldn’t resist for her granddaughter Jude, and see handy new gifts for furry friends as Martha and her pets share their favorite toys and apparel. Plus, homemade applesauce and clever salad-in-a-jar recipes.

Martha Stewart Show on Tuesday, November 29 The Stay-at-Home Dads Show

Step into the world of household fatherhood with dad-friendly recipes and an audience full of stay-at-home dads. Make savory minestrone-Parmesan potpie with super-dad Benjamin Frank; get a man-sized lesson in leftover lunches with Associated Press food editor J.M. Hirsch; and craft a simple wood dollhouse with blogger Joel Henriques.

Martha Stewart Show on Wednesday, November 30 The Sticky Show

It’s a celebration of all things sticky! Serve up finger-licking barbecue spare ribs and sticky rice recipes from Chef Anita Lo. Then, make the gooiest, stickiest toffee pudding you’ve ever tasted with TV chef Nora Singley. Plus, TV crafter Kristin St. Clair makes a chic, affordable bangle from everyday rope.

Martha Stewart Show on  Thursday, December 1The Pet Show

Meet the most adorable pets and learn new ways to feed, clothe, and care for them. See the latest in canine couture with Martha’s fashion show of dressed-to-the-nines dogs; discover rare cat breeds with amazing tiger- and leopard-like coats; and cook an unforgettable doggie meal with a pork loin recipe from “The Culinary Canine” author Harry Schwartz.

Martha Stewart Show on Friday, December 2 Breakfast Entertaining with Willie Geist

Throw an elegant breakfast party with recipes for cheesy baked eggs and roe-topped scrambled eggs in eggshell cups, prepared with MSNBC’s Willie Geist. Plus, learn how to make breakfast-inspired “cereal milk” and cornflake-crunch cookies, signature treats from Momofuku Milk Bar pastry chef Christina Tosi.

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Martha Stewart Schedule and Spoilers for Week July 18-22

Martha Stewart as usual as a lot of good content coming our way.
And here´s Martha Stewart Show Schedule and Spoilers for next week, as Martha Stewart Presents: Women with Vision on Hallmark.

Martha Stewart Presents: Women with Vision Monday, July 18 at 8 p.m. ET

Join Martha and top influential women in the fields of technology, art, and design for a thought-provoking primetime interview special looking at success and the passion behind it. Google executive Marissa Mayer shares stories from the popular search engine’s early days. Emily Rafferty, the first female president of New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art, gives a private tour of the museum she’s helping to restore. And, leading architect Elizabeth Diller, of the firm Diller, Scofidio, and Renfro, offers advice to other women for achieving success.

Martha Stewart Show: Animal Week: African Wildlife Monday July 18 10 / 9 C

Meet some incredible African animals with wildlife expert Grant Kemmerer. Then, kick dinner up a notch with two tender and juicy steak recipes from chef Emeril Lagasse. Plus, learn how to make the homemade version of a store-bought favorite, cream-filled chocolate cookies, with actress Keke Palmer from Nickelodeon’s “True Jackson VP.”

Martha Stewart Show: Animal Week: Saltwater Aquariums Tuesday July 19 10 / 9 C

Learn how to create a beautiful saltwater aquarium for your home with City Aquarium’s Justin Muir. Then, try an easy-to-make roasted “engagement” chicken recipe guaranteed to please any guest — and secure a potential suitor — with Glamour editor-in-chief and cookbook author Cindi Leive (“100 Recipes Every Woman Should Know”). Plus, healthy sandwich suggestions from Whole Living food editor Shira Bocar.

Martha Stewart Show: Animal Week: Exotic Species Wednesday July 20 10 / 9 C

See exotic animals from around the world with the National Wildlife Federation’s David Mizejewski. Then, how to make a felt animal tapestry with “Martha Stewart Show” crafter Hosanna Houser, and new plant varieties for the garden with Dan Heims of Terra Nova Nurseries.

Martha Stewart Show: Animal Week: Fashion for Dogs Thursday July 21 10 / 9 C

Learn how to make an adorable solar system mobile with MSNBC host Willie Geist. Then, get your furry friends ready for summer showers with the latest in stylish, functional rain gear for dogs, and discover what surprising traits people who live long, healthy lives have in common from “The Longevity Project” authors Howard Friedman and Leslie Martin.

Martha Stewart Show: Animal Week: Puppy Party Friday July 22 10 / 9 C

Express some puppy love for your kids with creative, easy-to-make decoration, favor, and activity ideas for a puppy-themed birthday party from Weddings editorial director Darcy Miller. Then, a felt puppy-ears craft for your party guests, and practical tips for throwing your pup a “pawty” from “Petkeeping” host Marc Morrone.

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Seth Meyers Celebrated 1000th Episode of The Martha Stewart Show

seth-meyers-martha-stewart-hallmarkSNL’s Seth Meyers said, ‘Let them eat cake!’ on the  ‘1000th Episode’ of THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW (Hallmark Channel, 10 AM ET/9 AM C – same day encore airing, 2 PM ET/next day airing, 1 PM ET) when he presented Martha with the finishing touch on the enormous tower comprised of 1000 Billy’s Bakery cupcakes created in honor of the momentous occasion. Over the past six years, Martha Stewart’s daily how-to show has featured over 2200 recipes, over 600 craft projects, travel segments from all around the world and over 600 celebrity guests and to cap off the party, Martha proved that she really has a sense of humor with a special Blooper Reel of hysterical moments from the past 1000 episodes –

Best Quotes from Seth Meyers on The Martha Stewart Show

ON THE PRESSURE OF PRESENTING MARTHA WITH THE TOP OF THE 1000 CUPCAKE TOWER:
SM:  It’s so heavy.
MS: Can you climb up this ladder? We need to get it up on the pinnacle.
SM: I am so nervous about this.
MS: The pinnacle of the tower!
SM: I know.
MS: If you drop this Seth…
SM: I know, everyone told me what would happen.  Its bad enough, I woke up so early to bake it and now I have to put it up here.
MS: What did they say would happen to you?
SM: They kind of just, you know that motion where they take an index finger and slash it across the neck?
MS: Now don’t get your sleeves in the other cupcakes.
SM: I know there’s so much to worry about (places cake on top).
MS: Oh my god isn’t that gorgeous.
SM: PHEW.

ON THE POSSIBILITY OF SETH LANDING IN THE ER FOR THE 1000TH SHOW:
MS: Now don’t cut yourself! This is a little more challenging, to cut the baguette, down the entire length evenly.
SM: You know I was fine until you said don’t cut yourself.  And then all I could picture was your 1000th show and the E.R.
MS: Well that would be fun, that would be in the blooper reel!
SM: Yeah, exactly.

ON SETH’S $1000 GIFT TO MARTHA AND LOW SALARY:
SM: I don’t know what to get you for your 1000th show, cause I feel like you have everything.
MS: No.
SM: Alright…I got you a thousand dollars.
MS: Fantastic!
SM: Twenty…
MS: Thank you.
SM: Forty…forty one…forty two…
MS: Are you going to short me? Do I have to take an i.o.u?
SM: And the rest, the rest is later.
MS: Later, okay, so I have forty three dollars from SM Meyers! Who doesn’t make so much money.
SM: Well, that’s true I don’t.
MS: You’re going to be making so much money, I loved it when you laughed and cried.
SM: Well we did an interview where you asked me how much money I made and it was such a weird question that I started to cry…I started to laugh so hard that I cried.

ON SETH HOSTING THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER AND MARTHA’S INVITE:
MS: Well, on April 30th you’re going to be hosting the White House Correspondents Dinner.
SM: I am.
MS: Oh I want to come!
SM: Why wouldn’t you come?
MS: April 30th, I have to get an invite, I used to go all the time… And then they stopped inviting me for some reason.
SM: Well I heard it was due to your behavior.
MS: Oh, it was bad?
SM: You heckled the president, I think famously.
MS: Which one?
SM: No I’m just kidding.
MS: No I did not, I’m never, I’m always well behaved. Oh I have to come, if your hosting, I’m coming.
SM: Yes please.
MS: Have you written it?
SM: I’m working on it now.
MS: Well you can be really mean.
SM: Why is that always your take on things?
MS: No, no, I don’t want you to be mean, you could be mean.
SM: Right, I could be mean.
MS: But now I’m thinking about it and it’s this president, I don’t think we should be mean to this president.
SM: Well, we’ll see, you’ll have to tune in to CSPAN.
MS: Oh my god, no I’m going, I’m going! I love that dinner!
SM: Oh good.
MS: So Saturday Night Live is not taping for the next few weeks, why?
SM: Because I’m getting ready for the correspondence dinner.
MS: They stopped the whole show because of you?
SM: No, I wanted to make it seem that way…We just have a couple of reruns and then we come back for our last three of the year.
MS: Oh okay, and who’s hosting?
SM: Tina Fey is our first one back.
MS: Great!
SM: Yeah, you love her.
MS: Very, very great.

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Eva Longoria on Martha Stewart Show Quotes

eva-longoria-martha-stewart-hallmarkAward-winning “Desperate Housewives” actress Eva Longoria sizzled on today’s edition of ‘The Martha Stewart Show’ (Hallmark Channel, 10 AM ET/9 AM C – same day encore airing, 2 PM ET/next day airing, 1 PM ET) when she stopped by to spice things up in the kitchen! The beautifully talented and domestic Eva joined Martha in studio to prepare Chili-Rubbed Skirt Steak Tacos from her book, Eva’s Kitchen. While chatting about her role on the hit ABC TV series, Eva asked Martha for some help with preparing the tacos. Martha obliged with, “I will do something, as long as I don’t have to kill anybody!”

Eva Longoria on Martha Stewart Show Quotes

ON PREPARING THE CHILI RUBBED SKIRT STEAK:

EL: I just massage it in really well, and I’m really generous with it. I mean, you gotta really get it in and be generous with it. And then we’re generous with the salt as well. Are you going to help me? DO SOMETHING, Martha [jokingly yelling]!

MS: Okay! I will do something! As long as I don’t have to kill anybody like in “Desperate Housewives.” What a plot this year!

EL: I know! People die every week!

MS: Oh my god. It’s so scary!

ON STEAK TACO APPETIZERS:

EL: I also cut them sometimes in a square and I make a nice pretty appetizer.

MS: Oh, show me how!

EL: Yeah- we just cut them into a square… and make them really small…

MS: And I’ll have eaten two by the time you do that.

EL: Yes! And then you pin it…with a toothpick so they’re really pretty…and you can put them out for an
appetizer… and I just screwed that up [laughing]! This is why I can’t have a cooking show!

MS: No, this is why you should have a cooking show, you’re normal!

ON EVA’S KITCHEN:
MS: Good luck with your new cookbook! Clarkson Potter who is my publisher too by the way…

EL: I know! This is how I picked them. I was like “Who does Martha’s cookbook? Let’s go with them!”

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Best Ted Danson Quotes on Martha Stewart Show

ted-danson-martha-stewart-hallmark-quotesMartha Stewart keeps getting great stars invited time and again. This time “Cheers”  alum and environmentalist, Ted Danson was “Bored to Death” on today’s special “Green Show” edition of THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW (Hallmark Channel, 10 AM ET/9 AM C – same day encore airing, 2 PM ET/next day airing, 1 PM ET).  While Ted joined Martha in the kitchen to chat about his involvement in the wildly successful foundation, Oceana, which sets out to save the world’s oceans, they prepared Salt Baked Striped Bass.  Asking Ted to chit-chat about his current projects while preparing the fish proved to be a challenging task:  “I can’t talk and cook at the same time. This is impossible…Bored to death, Martha. I am bored to death!,” making an off-the-cuff reference to his HBO series of the same name.  Ted also talked about some of the leads in new movie, Everybody Loves Whales, but surprisingly, they don’t have legs, they have fins:  According to Ted, “They were…electronic robotic whales…It’s very hard to get a good whale actor nowadays.”

Best Quotes from Ted Danson on Martha Stewart Show

TED DANSON ON HBO’S BORED TO DEATH:
MS: What are you working on right now?
TD: Bored to Death. I can’t talk and cook at the same time. This is impossible.
MS: You’re an actor you have to make believe.
TD: I’ll pretend to cook. This is how I cook. Yeah, Bored to Death on HBO with Jason Schwartman and Zack Galifianakis. It’s very, very funny.
MS: Bored to death. So when I asked you what are you doing now and you said bored to death?
TD: Bored to death, Martha. I am bored to death.
MS: That’s good.

TED DANSON ON CAVITIES:
MS: Put some sliced lemons right inside the cavity. Put some parsley and dill in the cavity.
TD: Cavity is not a good word, but go ahead.
MS:  Why not?
TD: I don’t know. It doesn’t feel like you want to eat it.
MS: Oh, you don’t eat the cavity.
TD: That’s true.
MS: You eat what’s around the cavity.
TD: Well said.

TED DANSON ON EVERYBODY LOVES WHALES:
MS: Now what about the film you’re working on? I am very interested in that.
TD: Oh yeah we finished it up in Alaska. It’s called Everybody Loves Whales with Drew Barrymore, John Kransinski, Kristen Bell and a lot of wonderful actors.
MS: And what’s it about?
TD: It was a true story about these three grey whales that got trapped in ice and it became this celebrity cause where everybody…Reagan, oil companies, Russians, the world, stopped.
MS: What year was this?
TD: 1988.
MS: So 1988? Did they save them?
TD: Two out of three. The baby did die but its kind of a comedy with heart.
MS: Did you have whale actors?
TD: Yeah, we did actually. They were made in New Zealand and shipped up. They were these electronic robotic whales.
MS: Oh really?
TD: Yeah.
MS: Are they very life like?
TD: They are, it’s very hard to get a good whale actor nowadays.

MARTHA STEWART AND TED DANSON ON COOKING AND SWEARING:
TD: Oh shoot! Oh my God. I say that at home when I cook too. Shoot!
MS: Slowly, until it emulsifies. No! More! It has to emulsify! A little at a time! I meant in a drizzle.
TD:  I’m just thrown for a loop.
MS: No, you’re not. You’re doing a very good job. Now a little salt and pepper. A pinch.
TD: How’s that?
MS: That’s good. Add some salt. Ok, maybe a little bit more.
TD: Do you ever swear when you’re cooking?
MS: Oh neverrr! I never swear actually.

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Jimmy Fallon Best Quotes on The Martha Stewart Show

jimmy-fallon-martha-stewart-show-quotesI generally cover Late Night with Jimmy Fallon where he interviews people; well, this time he is the one interviewed. Funny man  Jimmy Fallon grabbed a late night snack with Martha on today’s edition of THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW (Hallmark Channel, 10 AM ET/9 AM C – same day encore airing, 2 PM ET/next day airing, 1 PM ET). In a long awaited reunion, Jimmy finally returned to Martha’s kitchen to celebrate the introduction of a new Ben & Jerry’s ice cream – called Late Night Snack, this new flavor is a tribute to Fallon which he says he “now eats for breakfast, lunch and dinner.”  Speaking of tributes, Martha couldn’t help but ask Jimmy to reenact his “brilliant impression” of Charlie Sheen – which Fallon said he introduced right after “ he [Sheen] went crazy that one day and we made a cologne commercial of Charlie Sheen’s own cologne called Winning.”

Best Quotes from Jimmy Fallon on The Martha Stewart Show

On how Jimmy’s Got His Ice Cream Flavor:
MS: How did you get your ice cream?
JF: Here’s what happened, we did a sketch, not a sketch but like a bit on our show, on late night we where Ladysmith Snack Mombazo.
MS: Oh I saw the picture.
JF: Me and The Roots, we are all kinda like Ladysmith Black Mombazo except we are all just singing about things that we like to eat like hot pockets, stuff like that, we do like “Hot pockets, hot pockets are so good…” you know, and so we ended up doing Ben and Jerry’s and we were just talking about the different flavors of Ben and Jerry’s and stuff like that. We didn’t get paid from Ben and Jerry’s; we just did it because we liked the ice cream. But then they heard about us and they came and they gave everyone in the crew free ice cream and they were like “Hey if we ever work together, we would love to do something together with you.” and I’m like “Lets go.” So we actually came up with some other ideas for names of the ice cream but they were too dirty. Well we had a song; we had songs that were protest songs because all the tar balls were coming up on the shores of the south from the oil spill. So we had a protest song called “Don’t Swim in the Ocean, You’ll get Balls in your Mouth” and we…
MS: That’s funny.
JF: Yeah..so we were going to call the ice cream balls in your mouth and they were like “Yeah, no.” Both Ben and Jerry didn’t like that, so yea we ended up going Late Night Snack and it’s a potato chip, potato chip ice cream, I’m so excited. It’s weird and it’s cool.

On  Jimmy Fallon’s Notorious Charlie Sheen Impression:
MS: We also have something else that you did that was so hysterical and kind of timely, that Charlie Sheen thing.
JF: Oh my gosh, that was ridiculous.
MS: This is a brilliant, brilliant impression, done with just a moment’s notice really, I mean you just picked it up and…
JF: Yeah, we wrote it that day…the fun thing about having a daily show is that you can be the first person on the joke. You are the first person to get the joke out, it’s super fun.  So we didn’t have a wig but we have great hair and make up and wardrobe on our show.
MS: Well you look a little bit like him.
JF: I didn’t know that I looked like Charlie Sheen but I can…so it’s like with this camera here I pull my hair down like that and then I just go like…
MS: Yea, get that little wild eyed look.
JF: Yeah, like a crazy look, and [Fallon does impression]. We ended up just shooting this thing in front of a white background and we made it, it was right after he went crazy that one day and we made a commercial, a cologne commercial of Charlie Sheens own cologne called “Winning.”

Jimmy Fallon on Martha Stewart’s Tweeting Language:
JF: Alright now why are we doing this?
MS: So we can get it out, well this gets it out faster.
JF: Okay.
MS: Use your little “spatch.”
JF: Oh “spatch!”
MS: Your little “spatch.”
JF: How much time are your saving by not saying “tula”? Spatula.
MS: Whatever…
JF: Why don’t you just say “whatevs?”
MS: Whatev. I’m not tweeting.
JF: I tweeted you this morning.
MS: I have more then 140 characters to speak to you.
JF: How are you doing with the twitter?
MS: Oh I love it. Now you have how many millions of followers now?
JF : I don’t know, I know that when we started the show I said that if I have more than 300 followers I’d be psyched.
MS: Yeah.
JF: And now I have like 3 million.

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Colin Quinn interview on todays The Martha Stewart Show

On today’s St. Patrick’s Day edition of THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW (Hallmark Channel, 10 AM ET/9 AM C – same day encore airing, 2 PM ET/next day airing, 1 PM ET), Saturday Night Live veteran returned to Martha’s kitchen to celebrate his Irish roots.  Donning the customary green, Colin reminisced about his visit same time last year when “some rebel had to come dressed in black” when the entire audience was asked to wear green.  During the hysterical segment, Martha tested Colin on his knowledge of Irish cuisine, asking him if he had ever heard of a “banger.” Proving he could be serious about his food, Colin proclaimed “Don’t set me up like that.  Sausage.”  But when asked why it was called Banger, Colin couldn’t resist stating the obvious, “I mean, I could take an educated guess.” Martha quickly realized where this was going, “It’s not dirty!  It’s not…this is a family show!”

Best Quotes from Colin Quinn on Martha Stewart Show

CQ:  I don’t want to be Major Bloomberg and stereotype the Irish or anything but you notice it’s the only instrument that’s kind of like taking a breathalyzer as you play it. 
MS: (laughs) I don’t know anything about that Colin. 
 
ON THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING IRISH:
MS:  What is the best thing about being Irish?
CQ:  I think the fact that by the time we’re 12 it’s really over physically for us.  We’re the most beautiful kids, let’s be honest, Irish kids are the most beautiful kids, but after the age of 14, it just all falls apart. 
MS:  The most beautiful babies, right? Rosy cheeks.  Where’s your rosy cheeks?
CQ:  I have Rosacea cheeks right now.
MS:  And what’s the worst thing about being Irish?
CQ:  Well it used to be the food but now we’ve changed that in the past years with the Celtic Tiger.  Now the Irish are known for their food.
 
ON IRISH BANGERS:
MS:  Do you know what a banger is?
CQ:  Sure, I do.  Don’t set me up like that.  Sausage. 
MS:  Do you know why it was called a banger?
CQ:  I mean, I could take an educated guess.
MS:  It’s not dirty!  It’s not.  I don’t know what you’re talking about. 
CQ:  I wouldn’t be a comedian if…
MS: You can keep going, this is a family show.
 
ON TMSS STORY IN COLIN’S HBO SPECIAL, COLIN QUINN LONG STORY SHORT:
MS:  So in Long Story Short, do you have any of our show in there? 
CQ:  I did have a thing on the show, yes, about last year’s incident when we did the St. Patrick’s Day Show and somebody was wearing black in the audience and at the time –
MS:  Oh how awful.
CQ:  I know.  It drove you nuts, I remember.  You were like “Colin, somebody’s wearing black.  I told everybody to wear green.  Some rebel had to come dressed in black.”  And at the time I thought Martha’s just being too serious about it and then I realized I do get mad, I actually get mad when people don’t wear green on St. Patrick’s Day.  I feel like they’re trying to be rebellious and I don’t like that. 
MS:  Look at that guy right there (points at cameraman).  Look at that guy.  What the heck?
CQ:  What is that, a statement? 
MS:  He got a notice.  He got a notice he was supposed to wear green.  And he didn’t even put on anything green.  Any green underpants at least?  I bet not. 
CQ:  I feel like it’s a direct stab.  I feel like people are doing it aggressively. 
MS:  It is.  It’s aggressive behavior.