In the first episode after Jay and Gloria´s baby is born, Gloria’s mom, Pilar, and sister Sonia have made the voyage from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. Meanwhile, no one seems to have confidence that Phil will be able to Continue reading
A new episode of Modern Family aired called Party Crasher, in which, With the baby coming soon, Jay and Gloria go to great lengths to throw Manny an extra special surprise party for his 14th birthday — and there are plenty of surprises to go around! Meanwhile, Phil and Claire deal with a new much older guy that Haley has Continue reading
In this week´s episode of Modern Family, called Diamond in the Rough, Gloria buys a microphone so she can sing to her unborn baby. Claire and Cameron try to renovate a baseball field so Luke’s and Manny’s baseball team has a place to play.
And so, I am now highlighting the Continue reading
In this week´s episode of Modern Family, called Mistery Date, When Claire takes Manny and Luke along to Alex’s academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts to throw together a boys’ night at the house, inviting a fellow Bulldog alum (guest star Matthew Broderick) he just met — but their wires are definitely crossed. Meanwhile, the pressure is on for Alex at the decathlon, Manny and Luke bar mitzvah hop at the hotel trying to find a cute girl, and Cam and Mitch arrange for quite the surprise baby gift for Jay and Gloria. Continue reading
In this week´s episode of Modern Family, Phil and Claire get the dreaded late night call that Haley has been arrested for under-aged drinking, so they bring Mitchell, the family lawyer, in tow to the police station. Cameron stays back to watch over Alex and Luke, but they get into some crazy mishaps under his care. Meanwhile, Jay gets out of baby shopping with Gloria, but ends up having to deal with a surprise visit from Dede, and tries to scoot her out before Gloria gets home to prevent Dede from seeing that she’s pregnant and to avoid the potential blowback. Continue reading
In this week´s episode of Modern Family, Manny and Luke have to organize a Yard Sale to raise money for UNICEF for their Social Studies class and the whole family has to chip in and put stuff at disposition to be sold. If you haven´t watched the episode, I´m sure you can by now imagine it was again hilarious. Plot is at a Pritchett family yard sale held by Jay and Gloria to help a fund-raiser at Luke and Manny’s school, Phil can’t decide what to buy or sell, and Mitchell and Cameron assess Alex’s new male friend, but Gloria would rather the contents of an old trunk not be revealed. Continue reading
Modern Family, same as most TV shows is doing its special Halloween episode, and tonight was time to the episode called Open House of Horrors in which since Claire has overdone it in Halloweens past and the neighbors definitely don’t share her enthusiasm, so this year she’s being forced to tone it down and keep Continue reading
Phil Dunphy is by far one of the funniest characters on TV these days, played by the great Ty Burrell on a funny as hell ensemble comedy called Modern Family.
In tonight´s episode, there was another Phil Dunphy at his best moment, when Continue reading
We already did several articles about big shows premiering the quotes and spoilers from How I Met Your Mother season seven premiere, and HIMYM The Naked Truth episode, and Two and a Half Men premiere with Ashton Kutcher, and this one has earned every Emmy possible and started with a doubleheader, after Modern Family season three premiere, it had the second episode called When Good Kids Go Bad, in which Mitch and Cam plan a nice evening with the whole family to break the happy news that they’re looking to adopt another child. However their parade is rained on when they realize Lily may not take well to another baby in the house. Meanwhile, Claire and Jay are each consumed with proving a certain point.
Phil Dunphy: I´m whole lotta funny to go shopping with
Phil Dunphy: Honey, did you pull from the bottom again?
Cameron: She barely touched him and he went from zero to big cry baby
Alex: Could you try to L a little less OL? Don´t you see what I´m trying to do here?
Haley: Die alone?
Gloria: What´s with the looks, it´s like a silent movie in here
Mitchell: Good morning princess, good morning Lily
Gloria: Now promise me you will never ever do anything dishonest again
Manny: I promise
Gloria: Because that´s not the way I raised you
Cameron: She looks like she was dipped in glue and dragged through a flee market
Mitchell: In the attic?
Luke: Hey, at least it´s big, grandpa says you used tolive in the closet
Lily: My daddy!
Mitchell: Lily, no! Sorry Luke
Luke: This isn´t over
Gloria: You´d be surprised what things people can live with, Jay
Jay: What the hell´s happening here?
Phil Dunphy: Is that from Footloose?
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Well, after checking out the quotes and spoilers from How I Met Your Mother season seven premiere, and HIMYM The Naked Truth episode, and Two and a Half Men premiere with Ashton Kutcher, it´s time for the other huge sitcom on TV to start, and this one has earned every Emmy possible.
Modern Family season three premiered to an episode called Dude Ranch, as the kickstart of a doubleheader. In this episode Reid Ewing hit it out of the park! He stole the episode playing Dylan!
In this episode, the family decides to don their cow boots and hats and head to Jackson Hole, Wyoming for some fun and adventure in the great outdoors. While vacationing on Lost Creek Ranch, they try their hands at a little cattle herding, skeet shooting and horseback riding; there are also some big firsts, a huge surprise and an actual face off between Jay and a foe – a cowboy named Hank.
Phil Dunphy: What if Dylan and I share a horse?
Claire Dunphy: I hate landings
Dylan: We´ll get through this
Cameron: We are adopting from America, you might say we are buying domestic
Mitchell: In private, you might do that in private
Cameron: It´s called production value
Gloria: I´m like the horse whisperer, but something is getting this one scarish
Dylan: I´ve never been this far from home, now I´ve never been this far, now I´ve never been this far
Claire: Where´s a cliff when you need one?
Jay: This is my wife Gloria
Hank: Well, she´s Cactus Flower now Old Timer
Phil Dunphy: I´ve been practicing all my cowboy skills like crazy: shooting, roping, pancake eating, Why? Because sometimes I feel Jay doesn´t respect me as a man
Phil Dunphy: I´m not looking for a hug, I just want to get that look of new found respect
Cameron: Ok, Tres Macho! No smile, no smile
Mitchell: I realized that if I was going to raise a boy I needed to butch up my life, you know, I want to be able to teach my son all the things my dad taught… Claire
Jimmy: You wanna see me do a cannonball?
Alex: I rather see you hit by one
Cameron: Why are you riding like that?
Mitchell: Because I was afraid that cow would come and bite me
Cameron: Yeah, because your leg seems so desirable in those
Phil Dunphy: Who´s Bossy?
Hank: That´s the nickname of your wife
Phil Dunphy: Funny!
Dylan: Yo Mom, you rock
Claire: Yeah, I wish I had a rock
Jimmy: Why are you fighting me gorgeous? This really works
Lily: You kissed a boy
Alex: No, Lily, the boy kissed me, the boy kissed me
Claire: I want to talk to you
Dylan: Oh, you want me to go home?
Claire: No, it´s the opposite to that
Dylan: I want you to go home?
Dylan: You are totally a hot mom, but I can´t do this
Claire: Oh My God!
Dylan: Fiuuu! That would´ve been awkward
Claire: So awkward
Dylan: But for the record, Mrs Dunphy, if Haley wasn´t my girlfriend, and Mr Dunphy was not in the picture, I would be honored to share your bed and raise Haley, Alex and Luke as my own
Phil Dunphy: I think you said it all, Claire, do you want me to rope her? I can you know
Hank: For what is worth, my second wife was in highschool
Mitchell: I slept on the couch, I know you didn´t want to have a big fight last night
Cameron: Well, I´m ready now
Phil Dunphy: Buffalo Phil, it was worth the wait
Luke: Can you keep a secret?
Mitchell: I kept a pretty big one for 22 years
Mitchell: I don´t get boys. What is so great about destroying things?
Luke: It turns stuff into flying chunks of stuff
Mitchell: We´ll do it together
Luke: You just made the best decision of your life
Luke: After this it´s gonna be Angry Birds
Mitchell: Yeah, By Bye Birdie… it´s a big musical from the sixties… no, forget about it
Gloria: He ain´t down there
Gloria: Do I look like the kind of woman who would cheat on her husband
Hank: Yes
Phil Dunphy: Only we touch our women when they don´t want us to
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